A slight light hearted distraction in the direction of curling if you need it :)
www.npr.org/2026/02/03/n...

Quickest way for the UK to get US style medical and veterinary debt crisis. Not to mention the adverse health effects that come with it.
news.gallup.com/poll/657041/...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

Time for a Sakura Matsuri! Spring festival of food, arts, culture, and people to people exchange under and around cherry blossoms.

お世話になっております！今場所の結果の発表はどうなりましたか？是非、結果発表の続きお願いします！

Have you already done a glazer's health and safety review of Die Hard?

There is secret shopper. And secret Santa. You've given the gift of secret author Santa!

Good luck in gour writing! Apologies if the US is raising (lowering?!?) the bar on dystopian villians.

I like it! As in it's blue collar black market roots of loaded with enough calories to get a worker through a long work day? Or more recent loaded with loud toppings?

Highly effective snoozervisor

Jisa is time difference. So basically the time difference broke my brain. Or boke boke it wicked broke my brain

Informal emphatic emphasis. Thus is used the New England 'wicked' in English :)

Boke can sort of mean 'out of your head'. Or like your brain is broken.

Too awesome!! Safe travels/zine folding
The word for jetlag in Japanese is jisa-boke (jee-sah boh-kay).

I'm wicked jetlagged = mecha jisa-boke boke desu
(Meh cha jee-sah boh-kay boh-kay desu)

They may just be a mishearing/mistranslation of the word "about" and a case of beer (two-fer). "You know what Canada's a'boot, it's hotdogs with a two-fer of Molson, eh"

The National Guard deployment does not only undermine public safety.

It also hurts DC's economy — depressing vital industries like restaurants, hotels, and tourism.

And critically, it infringes on DC's sovereign authority and right to self-governance under the Home Rule Act.