darth's hibernation usually starts around the time the sled dogs start training and ends after iditarod

i'm just sayin'

This reminds me of Cardinal John Henry Newman's book Definition of a Gentleman. I often cite Newman's book because it's so instructive. The term gentleman is so overwrought and frequently abused, but to the degree it means anything at all, I think Newman captures it here:

thank you. thankful to have you as our representative.

i see what you did there

omg

why isn't he wearing a suit? how can we stand such disrespect for the oval office?

All people had to do was vote for the nice Black lady. But here we are.

did they speak the word quack or did they make the sound like a duck?

fair, but might i propose the new name Applesauce?