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Waylon’s perfect day. These simple acts aren't escaping life; they're fully inhabiting it. The universe offers no agenda. Waylon understands this, and he is blissfully, undeniably free.
02.03.2026 ☕️🐾🌞
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayMotivation #Groovy
02.03.2026 ☕️🐾🌞
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayMotivation #Groovy
February 3, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Waylon’s perfect day. These simple acts aren't escaping life; they're fully inhabiting it. The universe offers no agenda. Waylon understands this, and he is blissfully, undeniably free.
02.03.2026 ☕️🐾🌞
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayMotivation #Groovy
02.03.2026 ☕️🐾🌞
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayMotivation #Groovy
John Ford stands before the indifferent desert, one eye narrowed against the merciless light, measuring infinity and calling it a frame. His westerns were never just landscapes; they were myths built to soothe a nation that feared emptiness.
#JohnFord #Cinema #MonumentValley
#JohnFord #Cinema #MonumentValley
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
John Ford stands before the indifferent desert, one eye narrowed against the merciless light, measuring infinity and calling it a frame. His westerns were never just landscapes; they were myths built to soothe a nation that feared emptiness.
#JohnFord #Cinema #MonumentValley
#JohnFord #Cinema #MonumentValley
Welcome to The Liars Club. The drinks are honest, alibis handmade, and every story gets 30% bigger by the 2nd sip. Nobody remembers who started it, but everyone’s absolutely certain they won. Just drink your gin and wait for the police to arrive.
#TheLiarsClub #LiarsClub #GoodVibes
#TheLiarsClub #LiarsClub #GoodVibes
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Welcome to The Liars Club. The drinks are honest, alibis handmade, and every story gets 30% bigger by the 2nd sip. Nobody remembers who started it, but everyone’s absolutely certain they won. Just drink your gin and wait for the police to arrive.
#TheLiarsClub #LiarsClub #GoodVibes
#TheLiarsClub #LiarsClub #GoodVibes
The hole is deep and the yard is doomed. Waylon's pretty sure he’s one paw-swipe away from hitting a new dimension. Just a brief pause to check the compass before the final push.
#WaylonTheDog #DigDeeper #PawsOfFury
#WaylonTheDog #DigDeeper #PawsOfFury
January 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
The hole is deep and the yard is doomed. Waylon's pretty sure he’s one paw-swipe away from hitting a new dimension. Just a brief pause to check the compass before the final push.
#WaylonTheDog #DigDeeper #PawsOfFury
#WaylonTheDog #DigDeeper #PawsOfFury
Somewhere between madness and genius, Waylon commits fully to the hole; earth flying like shrapnel, paws a blur, dirt suspended in the air as if the ground itself has agreed to bear witness. This is not digging. This is a manifesto.
#WaylonTheDog #DigDeeper #PawsOfFury
#WaylonTheDog #DigDeeper #PawsOfFury
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Somewhere between madness and genius, Waylon commits fully to the hole; earth flying like shrapnel, paws a blur, dirt suspended in the air as if the ground itself has agreed to bear witness. This is not digging. This is a manifesto.
#WaylonTheDog #DigDeeper #PawsOfFury
#WaylonTheDog #DigDeeper #PawsOfFury
Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
#HunterSThompson #Gonzo #QuietRebellion
#HunterSThompson #Gonzo #QuietRebellion
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
#HunterSThompson #Gonzo #QuietRebellion
#HunterSThompson #Gonzo #QuietRebellion
I LEFT IT RIGHT HERE. The coffee mug confirms it. The mug does not lie. The mug has NEVER lied. This is what betrayal looks like. This is what happens when you trust the system.
01.31.2026 ☕️🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TheHoleMustGoOn #SaturdayVibes
01.31.2026 ☕️🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TheHoleMustGoOn #SaturdayVibes
January 31, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I LEFT IT RIGHT HERE. The coffee mug confirms it. The mug does not lie. The mug has NEVER lied. This is what betrayal looks like. This is what happens when you trust the system.
01.31.2026 ☕️🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TheHoleMustGoOn #SaturdayVibes
01.31.2026 ☕️🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TheHoleMustGoOn #SaturdayVibes
We have reached the sanctuary. Two beasts, two cups, zero bad vibrations. The weekend has landed.
01.20.2026 ☕️🐾🌅
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #WeekendVibes #GoodVibrations
01.20.2026 ☕️🐾🌅
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #WeekendVibes #GoodVibrations
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 PM
We have reached the sanctuary. Two beasts, two cups, zero bad vibrations. The weekend has landed.
01.20.2026 ☕️🐾🌅
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #WeekendVibes #GoodVibrations
01.20.2026 ☕️🐾🌅
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #WeekendVibes #GoodVibrations
There is no spiritual crisis that cannot be solved by a fast machine. The road is the only church that matters now. Res ipsa loquitur. The road speaks for itself.
#SunriseRide #OpenRoad #GoldenHour
#SunriseRide #OpenRoad #GoldenHour
January 30, 2026 at 12:47 AM
There is no spiritual crisis that cannot be solved by a fast machine. The road is the only church that matters now. Res ipsa loquitur. The road speaks for itself.
#SunriseRide #OpenRoad #GoldenHour
#SunriseRide #OpenRoad #GoldenHour
Was hoping my body would ask for kale and yoga. At least it’s honest.
#SelfCare #ListenToYourBody #AgingGracefully
#SelfCare #ListenToYourBody #AgingGracefully
January 30, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Was hoping my body would ask for kale and yoga. At least it’s honest.
#SelfCare #ListenToYourBody #AgingGracefully
#SelfCare #ListenToYourBody #AgingGracefully
Fame is fleeting. Holes are forever. Waylon's agent is fielding offers.
#WaylonTheDog #DogAtWork #HoleToChina
#WaylonTheDog #DogAtWork #HoleToChina
January 29, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Fame is fleeting. Holes are forever. Waylon's agent is fielding offers.
#WaylonTheDog #DogAtWork #HoleToChina
#WaylonTheDog #DogAtWork #HoleToChina
Houston, the backyard has a problem.
01.29.2026 ☕️🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #DogAtWork #HoleToChina
01.29.2026 ☕️🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #DogAtWork #HoleToChina
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Houston, the backyard has a problem.
01.29.2026 ☕️🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #DogAtWork #HoleToChina
01.29.2026 ☕️🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #DogAtWork #HoleToChina
Flannel: half-committed. Fur hat: fully committed. Regrets: none.
#MorningStroll #ForestVibes #FlannelSeason
#MorningStroll #ForestVibes #FlannelSeason
January 28, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Flannel: half-committed. Fur hat: fully committed. Regrets: none.
#MorningStroll #ForestVibes #FlannelSeason
#MorningStroll #ForestVibes #FlannelSeason
We have survived Monday. We have endured Tuesday. And now here we sit. Disheveled beasts staring into the abyss of a Wednesday that had the AUDACITY to begin before the sun.
We do not speak until the second cup. This is the law.
01.28.2026 ☕️🐾☀️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWay #WednesdayVibes #HumpDay
We do not speak until the second cup. This is the law.
01.28.2026 ☕️🐾☀️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWay #WednesdayVibes #HumpDay
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
We have survived Monday. We have endured Tuesday. And now here we sit. Disheveled beasts staring into the abyss of a Wednesday that had the AUDACITY to begin before the sun.
We do not speak until the second cup. This is the law.
01.28.2026 ☕️🐾☀️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWay #WednesdayVibes #HumpDay
We do not speak until the second cup. This is the law.
01.28.2026 ☕️🐾☀️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWay #WednesdayVibes #HumpDay
What is he looking for? China? Jimmy Hoffa? Bones of a civilization that understood dogs better than we do? It doesn't matter, you fools. The dig is not about the destination. The dig is about the digging.
#WaylonTheDog #DigMode #Excavation
#WaylonTheDog #DigMode #Excavation
January 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
What is he looking for? China? Jimmy Hoffa? Bones of a civilization that understood dogs better than we do? It doesn't matter, you fools. The dig is not about the destination. The dig is about the digging.
#WaylonTheDog #DigMode #Excavation
#WaylonTheDog #DigMode #Excavation
Look at this magnificent bastard of a machine, hanging in the sky like a 200-ton middle finger to gravity itself. And below? Earthbound savages, streaking past in blurs of light & mundane purpose, completely oblivious to the miracle happening directly above our heads.
#SafeLanding #PBI #PalmBeach
#SafeLanding #PBI #PalmBeach
January 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Look at this magnificent bastard of a machine, hanging in the sky like a 200-ton middle finger to gravity itself. And below? Earthbound savages, streaking past in blurs of light & mundane purpose, completely oblivious to the miracle happening directly above our heads.
#SafeLanding #PBI #PalmBeach
#SafeLanding #PBI #PalmBeach
I am the sword of God, the fire, and the vengeance; whereby the wrong shall be righted and the truth be told. ~Abe Kelsey, The Unforgiven
#DarkKnight #SwordsAndSorcery #FantasyArt
#DarkKnight #SwordsAndSorcery #FantasyArt
January 27, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I am the sword of God, the fire, and the vengeance; whereby the wrong shall be righted and the truth be told. ~Abe Kelsey, The Unforgiven
#DarkKnight #SwordsAndSorcery #FantasyArt
#DarkKnight #SwordsAndSorcery #FantasyArt
The wrong shall be righted. The truth told.
Not because it's easy. Not because it's safe. But because some poor, magnificent bastard decided to walk into the fire and become the weapon that decency demands.
This is the way of the righteous savage.
#DarkKnight #SwordsAndSorcery #FantasyArt
Not because it's easy. Not because it's safe. But because some poor, magnificent bastard decided to walk into the fire and become the weapon that decency demands.
This is the way of the righteous savage.
#DarkKnight #SwordsAndSorcery #FantasyArt
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 PM
The wrong shall be righted. The truth told.
Not because it's easy. Not because it's safe. But because some poor, magnificent bastard decided to walk into the fire and become the weapon that decency demands.
This is the way of the righteous savage.
#DarkKnight #SwordsAndSorcery #FantasyArt
Not because it's easy. Not because it's safe. But because some poor, magnificent bastard decided to walk into the fire and become the weapon that decency demands.
This is the way of the righteous savage.
#DarkKnight #SwordsAndSorcery #FantasyArt
Make no mistake: Walter is a heavyweight. A tycoon. An OG of the highest order. He walks softly and carries a giant pickle. In a world of small-time crooks and shriveled spirits, he is the Big Dill. Respect the hierarchy. Or be crushed by the madness.
#WalterTheDog #BigDill #LabLife
#WalterTheDog #BigDill #LabLife
January 26, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Make no mistake: Walter is a heavyweight. A tycoon. An OG of the highest order. He walks softly and carries a giant pickle. In a world of small-time crooks and shriveled spirits, he is the Big Dill. Respect the hierarchy. Or be crushed by the madness.
#WalterTheDog #BigDill #LabLife
#WalterTheDog #BigDill #LabLife
Panic is the only rational response. The deadline has passed, the bowl is empty, and the Beast has turned. We are no longer in the realm of “good boy“ politics. This is a hostage situation, pure and simple. Feed me. Or finance new footwear.
#WaylonTheDog #DinnerTime #LabLife
#WaylonTheDog #DinnerTime #LabLife
January 26, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Panic is the only rational response. The deadline has passed, the bowl is empty, and the Beast has turned. We are no longer in the realm of “good boy“ politics. This is a hostage situation, pure and simple. Feed me. Or finance new footwear.
#WaylonTheDog #DinnerTime #LabLife
#WaylonTheDog #DinnerTime #LabLife
January 26, 2026 at 8:03 PM
There is no defense against this kind of madness. The Barbarian is at the gate, and he smells fear. By Crom, this is the way.
#BarbarianAtTheGate #SwordAndSorcery #GateCrasher
#BarbarianAtTheGate #SwordAndSorcery #GateCrasher
January 26, 2026 at 1:06 PM
There is no defense against this kind of madness. The Barbarian is at the gate, and he smells fear. By Crom, this is the way.
#BarbarianAtTheGate #SwordAndSorcery #GateCrasher
#BarbarianAtTheGate #SwordAndSorcery #GateCrasher
There is no argument to be made here. A proper hound, draped across furniture like a furry revolutionary, those amber eyes daring—DARING—anyone to suggest there's somewhere better to be.
01.26.2026 ☕️🐾💤
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayMood #LabLife
01.26.2026 ☕️🐾💤
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayMood #LabLife
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 AM
There is no argument to be made here. A proper hound, draped across furniture like a furry revolutionary, those amber eyes daring—DARING—anyone to suggest there's somewhere better to be.
01.26.2026 ☕️🐾💤
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayMood #LabLife
01.26.2026 ☕️🐾💤
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayMood #LabLife
They whispered that the Iron-Jawed Stalkers could not be tamed. They said the handlebars were relics of the Old Gods, useless artifacts from a forgotten age of steel. She proved them wrong.
#SwordAndSorcery #BeastMode #WarriorQueen
#SwordAndSorcery #BeastMode #WarriorQueen
January 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
They whispered that the Iron-Jawed Stalkers could not be tamed. They said the handlebars were relics of the Old Gods, useless artifacts from a forgotten age of steel. She proved them wrong.
#SwordAndSorcery #BeastMode #WarriorQueen
#SwordAndSorcery #BeastMode #WarriorQueen
She rides the Iron Wyvern, a fusion of ancient steel and modern horsepower, cutting a path through the valley of storms. She isn't running from the chaos; she's leading the charge.
#RoadWarrior #IronSteed #WarriorQueen
#RoadWarrior #IronSteed #WarriorQueen
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
She rides the Iron Wyvern, a fusion of ancient steel and modern horsepower, cutting a path through the valley of storms. She isn't running from the chaos; she's leading the charge.
#RoadWarrior #IronSteed #WarriorQueen
#RoadWarrior #IronSteed #WarriorQueen