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Filmmaker, photographer, storyteller, AI artist, dog lover
"You see these claws? These suckers have been DIGGING. They've been SCRATCHING. They've been doing WORK while you've been sitting there drinking coffee and pretending to answer emails."
There is no arguing with Waylon in this state. Get the Dremel. Do not tremble.
#WaylonTheDog #LabLife #Manicure
There is no arguing with Waylon in this state. Get the Dremel. Do not tremble.
#WaylonTheDog #LabLife #Manicure
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 PM
"You see these claws? These suckers have been DIGGING. They've been SCRATCHING. They've been doing WORK while you've been sitting there drinking coffee and pretending to answer emails."
There is no arguing with Waylon in this state. Get the Dremel. Do not tremble.
#WaylonTheDog #LabLife #Manicure
There is no arguing with Waylon in this state. Get the Dremel. Do not tremble.
#WaylonTheDog #LabLife #Manicure
The universal hand gesture of someone who absolutely was doing what it looks like they were doing. That smile says "I regret nothing" while that hand says "please don't tell anyone."
#CaughtInTheAct #NothingToSeeHere #ActNatural
#CaughtInTheAct #NothingToSeeHere #ActNatural
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The universal hand gesture of someone who absolutely was doing what it looks like they were doing. That smile says "I regret nothing" while that hand says "please don't tell anyone."
#CaughtInTheAct #NothingToSeeHere #ActNatural
#CaughtInTheAct #NothingToSeeHere #ActNatural
The creature does not stop. It does not acknowledge the man. Perhaps, to something of that scale and age, we are simply not worth noticing. And perhaps that's the most terrifying thing of all.
#TheAbyss #CosmicHorror #Indifference
#TheAbyss #CosmicHorror #Indifference
January 21, 2026 at 1:00 PM
The creature does not stop. It does not acknowledge the man. Perhaps, to something of that scale and age, we are simply not worth noticing. And perhaps that's the most terrifying thing of all.
#TheAbyss #CosmicHorror #Indifference
#TheAbyss #CosmicHorror #Indifference
We have reached the savage middle. Wednesday. The Hump. A treacherous peak where the air is thin and the coffee must be strong enough to float a horseshoe.
No turning back now. We have to ride this thing all the way down.
01.21.2026 🌞☕️🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeWithDogs #WednesdayVibes
No turning back now. We have to ride this thing all the way down.
01.21.2026 🌞☕️🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeWithDogs #WednesdayVibes
January 21, 2026 at 12:18 PM
We have reached the savage middle. Wednesday. The Hump. A treacherous peak where the air is thin and the coffee must be strong enough to float a horseshoe.
No turning back now. We have to ride this thing all the way down.
01.21.2026 🌞☕️🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeWithDogs #WednesdayVibes
No turning back now. We have to ride this thing all the way down.
01.21.2026 🌞☕️🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeWithDogs #WednesdayVibes
They said it couldn't be done. They tried reasoning with him like he was some kind of rational actor operating within the bounds of civilized society.
FOOLS. All of them.
Dig deep Waylon, you magnificent beast. The truth is down there somewhere.
#WaylonTheDog #HoleDigging #TheTruthIsDownThere
FOOLS. All of them.
Dig deep Waylon, you magnificent beast. The truth is down there somewhere.
#WaylonTheDog #HoleDigging #TheTruthIsDownThere
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
They said it couldn't be done. They tried reasoning with him like he was some kind of rational actor operating within the bounds of civilized society.
FOOLS. All of them.
Dig deep Waylon, you magnificent beast. The truth is down there somewhere.
#WaylonTheDog #HoleDigging #TheTruthIsDownThere
FOOLS. All of them.
Dig deep Waylon, you magnificent beast. The truth is down there somewhere.
#WaylonTheDog #HoleDigging #TheTruthIsDownThere
It sits on the horizon, motionless, waiting for a traveler foolish enough to believe that the road goes on forever. But here, the pavement ends & the nightmare begins. Power lines buzz with a frequency not found on any radio dial. The air tastes of ozone & lost time.
#Eerie #Surreal #NightmareFuel
#Eerie #Surreal #NightmareFuel
January 20, 2026 at 10:40 PM
It sits on the horizon, motionless, waiting for a traveler foolish enough to believe that the road goes on forever. But here, the pavement ends & the nightmare begins. Power lines buzz with a frequency not found on any radio dial. The air tastes of ozone & lost time.
#Eerie #Surreal #NightmareFuel
#Eerie #Surreal #NightmareFuel
The air is thick with green swamp gas & the heavy stench of dead Detroit steel. She stands flashing the V-sign at the encroaching doom. It is a savage display of optimism in a world gone to rust. She knows the brakes are cut but is enjoying the velocity anyway.
#Junkyard #Peace #RustNeverSleeps
#Junkyard #Peace #RustNeverSleeps
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 PM
The air is thick with green swamp gas & the heavy stench of dead Detroit steel. She stands flashing the V-sign at the encroaching doom. It is a savage display of optimism in a world gone to rust. She knows the brakes are cut but is enjoying the velocity anyway.
#Junkyard #Peace #RustNeverSleeps
#Junkyard #Peace #RustNeverSleeps
Tuesday dawn. The sky is the color of a bruised tangerine and the air smells of impending madness.
01.20.2026 ☕️🐾🌅
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayVibes #FairWeek
01.20.2026 ☕️🐾🌅
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayVibes #FairWeek
January 20, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Tuesday dawn. The sky is the color of a bruised tangerine and the air smells of impending madness.
01.20.2026 ☕️🐾🌅
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayVibes #FairWeek
01.20.2026 ☕️🐾🌅
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayVibes #FairWeek
We walk through life believing we are solid, but we are chaos. Ghosts haunting our own timelines, waiting for the fog to lift, though we know deep down it never will. This is the mesmerizing horror of being alive.
#DayDreams #DreamLogic #Existential
#DayDreams #DreamLogic #Existential
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
We walk through life believing we are solid, but we are chaos. Ghosts haunting our own timelines, waiting for the fog to lift, though we know deep down it never will. This is the mesmerizing horror of being alive.
#DayDreams #DreamLogic #Existential
#DayDreams #DreamLogic #Existential
January 19, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Why the hole, Waylon? What's down there? A true artist never explains. Some dig for bones. Others for glory. Waylon? He digs because the dirt demanded it.
#WaylonTheDog #ThePerfectHole #LabLife #DigItAndTheyWillCome
#WaylonTheDog #ThePerfectHole #LabLife #DigItAndTheyWillCome
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Why the hole, Waylon? What's down there? A true artist never explains. Some dig for bones. Others for glory. Waylon? He digs because the dirt demanded it.
#WaylonTheDog #ThePerfectHole #LabLife #DigItAndTheyWillCome
#WaylonTheDog #ThePerfectHole #LabLife #DigItAndTheyWillCome
Sun baked earth. Mud under nails. A hole punched clean through suburban order by Waylon, patron saint of dirt and landscaping.
Stand back & admire the craftsmanship. A hole this magnificent doesn’t dig itself.
#WaylonTheDog #HoleInOne #DirtyWork
Stand back & admire the craftsmanship. A hole this magnificent doesn’t dig itself.
#WaylonTheDog #HoleInOne #DirtyWork
January 19, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Sun baked earth. Mud under nails. A hole punched clean through suburban order by Waylon, patron saint of dirt and landscaping.
Stand back & admire the craftsmanship. A hole this magnificent doesn’t dig itself.
#WaylonTheDog #HoleInOne #DirtyWork
Stand back & admire the craftsmanship. A hole this magnificent doesn’t dig itself.
#WaylonTheDog #HoleInOne #DirtyWork
Two dogs, two mugs, and the desperate hope that the coffee cools before the madness sets in. There is no sympathy for the un-caffeinated in this town.
01.19.2026 ☕️🐾🌄
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayVibes #BringItOn
01.19.2026 ☕️🐾🌄
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayVibes #BringItOn
January 19, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Two dogs, two mugs, and the desperate hope that the coffee cools before the madness sets in. There is no sympathy for the un-caffeinated in this town.
01.19.2026 ☕️🐾🌄
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayVibes #BringItOn
01.19.2026 ☕️🐾🌄
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayVibes #BringItOn
January 19, 2026 at 1:49 PM
A forgotten stretch of coastline. An abandoned building. A sign that someone felt compelled to shoot—eleven times—but never thought to take down. Some warnings aren't meant to protect you from what was. They're meant to protect you from what still is.
#DoNotEnter #Abandoned #Eerie
#DoNotEnter #Abandoned #Eerie
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
A forgotten stretch of coastline. An abandoned building. A sign that someone felt compelled to shoot—eleven times—but never thought to take down. Some warnings aren't meant to protect you from what was. They're meant to protect you from what still is.
#DoNotEnter #Abandoned #Eerie
#DoNotEnter #Abandoned #Eerie
Hollywood dreams are dying on a frozen Lake Michigan gridiron. And who's covering it? Who's got the REAL story? Walter and Waylon.
01.18.2026 ☕️🐾🏈
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #GoBears #NFCPlayoffs
01.18.2026 ☕️🐾🏈
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #GoBears #NFCPlayoffs
January 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Hollywood dreams are dying on a frozen Lake Michigan gridiron. And who's covering it? Who's got the REAL story? Walter and Waylon.
01.18.2026 ☕️🐾🏈
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #GoBears #NFCPlayoffs
01.18.2026 ☕️🐾🏈
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #GoBears #NFCPlayoffs
January 18, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Are you at risk of TARPON MONOXIDE? Studies show that just one unventilated Tarpon can release enough funk to overwhelm a healthy adult in seconds. Do not attempt to combat these fumes alone!
Don’t be a statistic. Practice proper fish ventilation today!
#SafetyFirst #CivilDefense #KeepItFresh
Don’t be a statistic. Practice proper fish ventilation today!
#SafetyFirst #CivilDefense #KeepItFresh
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Are you at risk of TARPON MONOXIDE? Studies show that just one unventilated Tarpon can release enough funk to overwhelm a healthy adult in seconds. Do not attempt to combat these fumes alone!
Don’t be a statistic. Practice proper fish ventilation today!
#SafetyFirst #CivilDefense #KeepItFresh
Don’t be a statistic. Practice proper fish ventilation today!
#SafetyFirst #CivilDefense #KeepItFresh
Sunday in January at Soldier Field: the wind comes off Lake Michigan like it’s been subpoenaed. Cold, mean, and legally obligated to ruin your day. The NFC Divisional Playoffs. Bears versus Rams. This is no place for the weak, sane, or inadequately dressed.
#WalterAndWaylon #GoBears #DaBears
#WalterAndWaylon #GoBears #DaBears
January 18, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Sunday in January at Soldier Field: the wind comes off Lake Michigan like it’s been subpoenaed. Cold, mean, and legally obligated to ruin your day. The NFC Divisional Playoffs. Bears versus Rams. This is no place for the weak, sane, or inadequately dressed.
#WalterAndWaylon #GoBears #DaBears
#WalterAndWaylon #GoBears #DaBears
What passed for society was a loud, giddy whirl of thieves and pretentious hustlers, a dull sideshow full of quacks and clowns and philistines with gimp mentalities.
~ Hunter S Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72
#HunterSThompson #GonzoJournalism #Gonzo
~ Hunter S Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72
#HunterSThompson #GonzoJournalism #Gonzo
January 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
What passed for society was a loud, giddy whirl of thieves and pretentious hustlers, a dull sideshow full of quacks and clowns and philistines with gimp mentalities.
~ Hunter S Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72
#HunterSThompson #GonzoJournalism #Gonzo
~ Hunter S Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72
#HunterSThompson #GonzoJournalism #Gonzo
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Saturday at Daytona. Practice weekend. The air tastes like speed and scorched rubber. The Rolex 24 is not just a race; it is a savage endurance test for the soul.
01.17.2026 ☕️🐾🏎️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #Rolex24 #SaturdayVibes #RoarBeforeRolex
01.17.2026 ☕️🐾🏎️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #Rolex24 #SaturdayVibes #RoarBeforeRolex
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Saturday at Daytona. Practice weekend. The air tastes like speed and scorched rubber. The Rolex 24 is not just a race; it is a savage endurance test for the soul.
01.17.2026 ☕️🐾🏎️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #Rolex24 #SaturdayVibes #RoarBeforeRolex
01.17.2026 ☕️🐾🏎️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #Rolex24 #SaturdayVibes #RoarBeforeRolex
The forest is sweating. Shadows are hostile. Even the trees feel like witnesses. There is only the swamp, the spear, and whatever unholy creature is breathing just beyond the frame.
#TheHerosJourney #HerosJourney #IntoTheWild
#TheHerosJourney #HerosJourney #IntoTheWild
January 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The forest is sweating. Shadows are hostile. Even the trees feel like witnesses. There is only the swamp, the spear, and whatever unholy creature is breathing just beyond the frame.
#TheHerosJourney #HerosJourney #IntoTheWild
#TheHerosJourney #HerosJourney #IntoTheWild
Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of "the rat race" is not yet final.
~ Hunter S. Thompson, The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time
#HunterSThompson #Gonzo #GonzoJournalism
~ Hunter S. Thompson, The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time
#HunterSThompson #Gonzo #GonzoJournalism
January 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of "the rat race" is not yet final.
~ Hunter S. Thompson, The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time
#HunterSThompson #Gonzo #GonzoJournalism
~ Hunter S. Thompson, The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time
#HunterSThompson #Gonzo #GonzoJournalism
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM