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@bdequeer.bsky.social
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•orion•I'm Chucky's queer kid•tboy swag•
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I liked it better with the typo, no shade
Quote repost of the original post, which had a typo. The quoted text is "What (clapping emoji) Did (clapping emoji)You (clapping emoji) It (clapping emoji) Meant", which was the original posts error.
May 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
bdequeer.bsky.social
Lisa Simpson with her arms flailed out like "WHAT"
April 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
bdequeer.bsky.social
Me every time I read a headline now
April 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
bdequeer.bsky.social
I can handle antivaxxers being idiots but NOT ON THE TRAINS
Emoji with an expression of pure agony and helplessness
March 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Screenshot of the show Our Flag Means Death but the line has been changed from "You have such an interesting manner of eating" to "you have such an interesting manner of tweeting". Also it's Nick Kroll and he's in a powdered wig and face.
March 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
bdequeer.bsky.social
More ketchup More Ketchup MORE KETCHUP
A cartoon man looking inside a house through a window and saying "Yes...Ha Ha Ha YES!" His shirt identifies him as a sicko.
March 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
bdequeer.bsky.social
There's a lot of fucked up shit going on right now but I'm just focusing on doing what I can and understanding what my limits are so I don't immediately get burnt out
Comic by "Buttpoems" titled "It's a living" Panel one: person 1 "I'm trying" Panel two: person 2 "your best?" Panel three: person 1 "God, I hope not" Panel four: person 1 "but yeah, probably"
February 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
bdequeer.bsky.social
A deeply talented man
Tim Blake Nelson as Samuel Sterns in Captain America: Brave New World Tim Blake Nelson as Randy in Kimmy Schmidt
February 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Honorable mentions
A Duolingo Italian lesson teaching the very important phrase, "I have the bee" A Duolingo Navajo lesson teaching the very important phrase "Hello skunk"
February 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
bdequeer.bsky.social
Italian furries are weird
Duolingo Italian lesson teaching you how to say "I am a turtle" Duolingo Italian lesson teaching you how to say "I am an insect"
February 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
bdequeer.bsky.social
This has entered my vocabulary
An interior design page posted a kitchen with rounded cabinetry. Someone quote tweeted in Turkish saying "I really like these spastic and crystal pages, by the way, girls."
February 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
bdequeer.bsky.social
As soon as I read "young mother"
Picture of a small toad in an even smaller toy frying pan (he barely fits), evidently gagging. Captioned with "(violent gag)"
January 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
bdequeer.bsky.social
Um Amazon what did you mean by this
Amazon suggested items titled "Rest Easy with Plush pillows" All four suggested items are gauze, not pillows.
January 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
bdequeer.bsky.social
This king said it's snowing
A small stone turtle, designed for yard display, that has light up faux succulents on it's shell. There is snow on the surrounding ground, and a small mound on the turtle's head.
January 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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This is all you need to know about me
An adorable "turtle crossing" sign that conveys this message with a stylized image of a parent and baby turtle, walking defiantly.
December 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM
bdequeer.bsky.social
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
"The Bouncler" is the Oncler from the movie The Lorax, except he has a basketball.
November 26, 2024 at 10:08 PM
bdequeer.bsky.social
#savedyouaclick
Dick Van Dyke said "Fortunately I won't be around" for all of Donald Trump's Presidency"
November 15, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Trying to explain this to an outdoor cat person is hard because they assume I'm threatening their cat with my Trained Coyotes
November 15, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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The second tweet was in response to a bunch of dumbasses celebrating the election with the song YMCA... apparently unaware of the context of that song?? (Gay cruising)
"this drink is dangerous" will always be more of an advertisement than "have a sophistication drink at this cocktail party" The YMCA song is super gay how do people not know that
November 15, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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Pickup trucks leave quickly while 18-wheeler parks over train tracks like and idiot and gets slammed I misread "Capcom" as "Capricorn" and thought the OP was mocking my astrological sign OCD makes people blame themselves about the election
November 15, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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Matt Damon is a loser Seth McFarlane does a Sound of Music but while hosting the Oscars, which was the only time he has ever been palatable while not-singing I gave out full size candy bars for Halloween in honor of my neighbor who did it for me as a child (thank you Barbara)
November 15, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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"I'm so bad at eating pussy that she stopping being in love with me" -my mocking response to some loser who deleted his tweet and the context it held "biphobia is so funny sometimes that I forget it is directed at me"
November 15, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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I said Amazing Spiderman is bad at American Southern Accent (he is) Election 2024 woes Hello kittys 50th birthday is Nov 1, 2024 I said that a man got his now-gf to swipe right because he looks happy and nonthreatening in his pfp. (It isn't rocket science! Also he is holding a monkey)
November 15, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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I got lazy but it's a start (I'm an archivist)
November 15, 2024 at 3:29 AM