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· Nov 15
wore a see-through shirt and pasties to Hooters because NO ONE out-pizzas the slut
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Having carnal thoughts about Farrah Fawcett again. Best put on a hair shirt and ride my penny-farthing past the vicar’s house
June 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Having carnal thoughts about Farrah Fawcett again. Best put on a hair shirt and ride my penny-farthing past the vicar’s house
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sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking into the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down
June 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking into the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down
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First date idea: We cancel on each other.
June 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
First date idea: We cancel on each other.
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Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:
June 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:
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i know mutuals on here who don’t like derek guy’s menswear account & there’s a grip of y’all with blocks in place one way or another —
and i would hope we can all collectively agree that this shit isn’t funny or a joke to help put anyone at risk of getting disappeared by the gestapo
and i would hope we can all collectively agree that this shit isn’t funny or a joke to help put anyone at risk of getting disappeared by the gestapo
June 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i know mutuals on here who don’t like derek guy’s menswear account & there’s a grip of y’all with blocks in place one way or another —
and i would hope we can all collectively agree that this shit isn’t funny or a joke to help put anyone at risk of getting disappeared by the gestapo
and i would hope we can all collectively agree that this shit isn’t funny or a joke to help put anyone at risk of getting disappeared by the gestapo
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IT'S NAMED AFTER STEVE SILHOUETTE
![The word silhouette is derived from the name of Étienne de Silhouette, a French finance minister who, in 1759, was forced by France's credit crisis during the Seven Years' War to impose severe economic demands upon the French people, particularly the wealthy.[3] Because of de Silhouette's austere economies, his name became synonymous with anything done or made cheaply and so with these outline portraits.[4][5] Prior to the advent of photography, silhouette profiles cut from black card were the cheapest way of recording a person's appearance.[6][7]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:atni5fzv5e7ly35x7md2k4cs/bafkreibynp56iy6u5sey2rzv7mqupehcksk2deu73ajwws7wnd44axe2pa@jpeg)
June 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
IT'S NAMED AFTER STEVE SILHOUETTE
You ever take an hour walk when it's hot as hell and there's a UV advisory? Yeah me neither, anyway if anyone needs me I'll be taking a naked nap on the hardwood floor
June 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You ever take an hour walk when it's hot as hell and there's a UV advisory? Yeah me neither, anyway if anyone needs me I'll be taking a naked nap on the hardwood floor
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one thing about a bunch of troops sleeping in a big pile on the ground under an administration that thinks vaccination and pasteurization are for pussies is that nothing bad ever happened when fellas went camping with a thousand of their buddies before those things were invented
June 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
one thing about a bunch of troops sleeping in a big pile on the ground under an administration that thinks vaccination and pasteurization are for pussies is that nothing bad ever happened when fellas went camping with a thousand of their buddies before those things were invented
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stay safe! avoid kettles!!
June 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
stay safe! avoid kettles!!
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I once killed a bee with Aqua Net. It was the 80s, and I'm sorry, environment, for both of those things 🐝👩🎤
June 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I once killed a bee with Aqua Net. It was the 80s, and I'm sorry, environment, for both of those things 🐝👩🎤
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Jizz is my business and jizzness is good.
June 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Jizz is my business and jizzness is good.
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Worth noting that the person who turned in Luigi did not get paid.
June 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Worth noting that the person who turned in Luigi did not get paid.
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"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...
Wayne County community rally amid ICE raid at restaurant
Newswatch 16's Emily Kress spoke with people in the Honesdale community who are shaken after watching three restaurant employees get detained.
www.wnep.com
June 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...
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“Currently, there is no plan for where everyone is sleeping tonight,” the source said, adding that there was an urgent need to find more portable bathrooms and dumpsters for garbage.
June 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“Currently, there is no plan for where everyone is sleeping tonight,” the source said, adding that there was an urgent need to find more portable bathrooms and dumpsters for garbage.
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Can you image if every team was posting in this site? AND with proper alt text? 😭😭😭
June 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can you image if every team was posting in this site? AND with proper alt text? 😭😭😭
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Wow babe are you Zelda because your breath is wild
June 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Wow babe are you Zelda because your breath is wild
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You don't have to like her but when she cooks she's Anthony Bourdain
June 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
You don't have to like her but when she cooks she's Anthony Bourdain
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Becoming the joker doesn't cut it anymore. I need something worse to become
March 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Becoming the joker doesn't cut it anymore. I need something worse to become
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if you tried to pitch A Bug’s Life today Disney would chop you up and feed you to Bob Iger
February 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
if you tried to pitch A Bug’s Life today Disney would chop you up and feed you to Bob Iger
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you know how sometimes there's a sneeze that you just can't pull the trigger on but you can feel it in there and it keeps almost happening over and over and then suddenly, at long last, it actually blasts off and you're like JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FINALLY. yea same. anyway, Jared Leto is in the news,
BREAKING | Jared Leto denies sexual misconduct after facing accusations from multiple women
Jared Leto denies sexual misconduct after facing accusations from multiple women
An investigation by ‘AirMail’ revealed allegations from nine younger women
www.the-independent.com
June 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
you know how sometimes there's a sneeze that you just can't pull the trigger on but you can feel it in there and it keeps almost happening over and over and then suddenly, at long last, it actually blasts off and you're like JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FINALLY. yea same. anyway, Jared Leto is in the news,
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I believe elves are real and steal my toenail clippings
Epic Games boss Tim Sweeney believes small teams will soon be able to use AI prompts to make video games on the scale of Nintendo masterpiece The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
AI Prompts Will Soon Let a 10-Person Team Build a Game Like Breath of the Wild Where the AI Is Doing All the Dialogue and You Just Write Character Synopsis, Tim Sweeney Predicts
bit.ly
June 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I believe elves are real and steal my toenail clippings
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once again struck by the fact that local news reporters' sympathies are largely with the protesters and families and against the federal government
i am actually kind of stunned by the kcal team's empathy and concern, to be honest. it's really heartening
June 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
once again struck by the fact that local news reporters' sympathies are largely with the protesters and families and against the federal government
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every time an ice agent dies, an angel gets its wings
June 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
every time an ice agent dies, an angel gets its wings