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Alex
@bcndoodles.bsky.social
Been sad since my last altoid sour
Go Sox
April 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I do one of these every first of the month and I feel like blue sky can see them
April 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Her “husband” has been posting rage-bait shit on FB, Twitter, and TikTok for years and it kills me. It’s like engagement, fetish, bullshit. I hate him with every fiber of my being.

Anyway this house looks like it has a bunch of code violations.
Someone drew the plans for their dream house aged 9¾ and never deviated.
March 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Reposted by Alex
SCOOP: A WIRED review of public data shows that national security adviser Mike Waltz, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, and other top officials left sensitive information exposed via Venmo—until WIRED asked about it.
Mike Waltz Left His Venmo Friends List Public
A WIRED review shows national security adviser Mike Waltz, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, and other top officials left sensitive information exposed via Venmo—until WIRED asked about it.
www.wired.com
March 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Do some dogs need glasses and just don’t know how to ask?
February 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Getting up every morning, slapping a playboy bunny sticker on my hip bone, and praying it’s gonna be a sunny day.
February 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Asking groups if they want me to take their picture and when I hand back the camera I point at which one I think is prettiest and which I think should try harder.
February 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Remember to text your exes on Christmas. They miss you and are waiting to hear from you.
December 20, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I too, once followed the creed of assassins
December 10, 2024 at 3:38 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social what kind of guy is this?
December 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
It’s crazy but like I’ve always been naturally strong. I literally don’t remember milk jugs being heavy.
November 21, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Jared McCain is like Casper the friendly ghost with all his creepy uncles sitting on the bench.
November 19, 2024 at 5:40 PM
She’s the best
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
My brain lights up when I hear “we will edit that out” in a podcast.

Like, I’m a special little boy getting secret information.

I eat that shit up.
November 15, 2024 at 1:23 PM
When is the last time you put a watch battery in a watch?

I’m serious like we need to rename those things.

Stop, I’m not kidding. Like, we can’t have another situation like this ruin everything!
November 15, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Peeing should take longer so it’s not so obvious when you aren’t just peeing.
November 13, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I let my dog watch a couple TikToks a day. It’s important to share your interests with your loved ones.
November 10, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Blue Sky
November 7, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Eating dinner at Dave and Busters and looking at all those fun games I wish I was allowed to play.
July 19, 2023 at 3:46 PM
My 30s have really changed me and a few things I’ve found that really relaxed me and helped me grow:

1.) taking time to mow my lawn
2.) cooking and eating dinner with my fiancé
3.) petty theft from local big box hardware stores.
July 10, 2023 at 4:48 PM
All the Twitter clones
July 6, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Caroling from door to door doing the pledge of allegiance
July 4, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Sacrificing my family members to the super blood moon.
July 4, 2023 at 1:50 AM