Studio executives still do not understand that the internet is not real and for every person screaming into YouTube about continuity, there are dozens of ticket buying people who just want 60s surfer guitar, guns, stunts and bikinis and don’t care how it is reintroduced

i'm always saying this

"shaken ... but not stirred" she says crisply, by way of introduction

that's also when queen's "princes of the universe" kicks in, make of that what you will

all the constituent parts finally knit back together, camera slowly pans up to the face, turns out it's cate blanchett

i don't think any of these motherfuckers understand the biblical seal they are about to open with america's parents if they pull this shit

through my fingers as always

"john milius was there and he was firing off a gun" ladies and gentlemen, the most unsurprising anecdote of all fucking time

isn't it a remake of a 50s flick as well?

it's really really good of course because it's just listening to him talk but damn

and it's five episodes long!

"well my nose is a raw chunk of tingling pork, time to blow it for the twentieth time this hour on something either crusty or damp"