Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass
@bbmolasses.bsky.social
Starchild 2 Creation. MYLF. Epidemiologist. Queer AF🏳️🌈🇬🇭. she/her. A sentient incarnation of the universe. AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND
My mom just asked me why I don’t wear contacts instead of glasses
“I’m just not used to seeing you in glasses. You should get contacts.”
I love my mom but sometimes she is my biggest hater
“I’m just not used to seeing you in glasses. You should get contacts.”
I love my mom but sometimes she is my biggest hater
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My mom just asked me why I don’t wear contacts instead of glasses
“I’m just not used to seeing you in glasses. You should get contacts.”
I love my mom but sometimes she is my biggest hater
“I’m just not used to seeing you in glasses. You should get contacts.”
I love my mom but sometimes she is my biggest hater
Vice President of the Glasses and Big Titties club. Hey there. Hi. Hello
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Vice President of the Glasses and Big Titties club. Hey there. Hi. Hello
Made spaghetti squash Alfredo from the squash that my child’s father grew. We may not be together but he is good in the garden
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Made spaghetti squash Alfredo from the squash that my child’s father grew. We may not be together but he is good in the garden
God’s perfect idiot-Orion Halley
October 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
God’s perfect idiot-Orion Halley
Not commenting on anything happening because I'm smarter than that given my life circumstances. I'll just say that when big things happen, we need to have this handy and share widely with our family & friends:
September 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Not commenting on anything happening because I'm smarter than that given my life circumstances. I'll just say that when big things happen, we need to have this handy and share widely with our family & friends:
So I take a vacation and come back with a souvenir no one wants
September 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So I take a vacation and come back with a souvenir no one wants
What’s that? Did your person get you the Blue Eyes White Dragon journal? Because mine did ❤️
July 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
What’s that? Did your person get you the Blue Eyes White Dragon journal? Because mine did ❤️
Why yes, my amazing love bought me AND my baby girl Bluey themed kicks
July 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Why yes, my amazing love bought me AND my baby girl Bluey themed kicks
I grew corn this year! This is the first ear I harvested
July 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I grew corn this year! This is the first ear I harvested
We have tomatoes corn, watermelon, cantaloupe, cucumbers, lettuce, peppers, squash, strawberries and radishes
July 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We have tomatoes corn, watermelon, cantaloupe, cucumbers, lettuce, peppers, squash, strawberries and radishes
Proof of life
Hi
Hi
July 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Proof of life
Hi
Hi
Look at my little garden. We have so much back here. Stawberries, tomatoes, corn, radishes, cucumbers, cabbage, melons, peppers
June 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Look at my little garden. We have so much back here. Stawberries, tomatoes, corn, radishes, cucumbers, cabbage, melons, peppers
Look at my little harvest for today’s lunch!
June 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Look at my little harvest for today’s lunch!
Bone apple tea!!!
June 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Bone apple tea!!!
Thank you for everything, Daddy. I promise I will make sure she never forgets you and how much you love her
June 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Thank you for everything, Daddy. I promise I will make sure she never forgets you and how much you love her
I am officially this many years old
June 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I am officially this many years old
Since all gingers are black…. Meet my little black fur baby
May 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Since all gingers are black…. Meet my little black fur baby
My existential rubber duck.
May 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My existential rubber duck.
Me and my daddy
April 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Me and my daddy
add to your block list. do not engage.
April 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
add to your block list. do not engage.
T- minus 30 seconds till she falls
March 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
T- minus 30 seconds till she falls
Bye bye, Bezos.
March 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Bye bye, Bezos.
Skyline cleanse: meet God’s perfect idiot, my sweet, goofy Orion. Her favorite pastimes include being scared of plastic bags, falling off my headboard and chasing her own tail
March 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Skyline cleanse: meet God’s perfect idiot, my sweet, goofy Orion. Her favorite pastimes include being scared of plastic bags, falling off my headboard and chasing her own tail
Where are my fellow Ghanaians? Let’s celebrate our independence with a thread of how fine we are ! If your did your ancestry and are any % Ghanaian or you just love the country, please jump in and join the party
March 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Where are my fellow Ghanaians? Let’s celebrate our independence with a thread of how fine we are ! If your did your ancestry and are any % Ghanaian or you just love the country, please jump in and join the party