Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass
@bbmolasses.bsky.social
Starchild 2 Creation. MYLF. Epidemiologist. Queer AF🏳️🌈🇬🇭. she/her. A sentient incarnation of the universe. AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND
Pinned
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
“The Ten Crack Commandments” is advanced business math
What is black math?
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“The Ten Crack Commandments” is advanced business math
“I’m around the corner” = I just got out of the shower
What is black math?
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“I’m around the corner” = I just got out of the shower
Woof.
The bar is in hell.
The bar is in hell.
Pusha T and his wife Virginia are expecting a baby boy, Spring 2026. What a lovely message he wrote to her.
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Woof.
The bar is in hell.
The bar is in hell.
I haven’t had my ringer on in 6 years
Yall have your ringers on????
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I haven’t had my ringer on in 6 years
Vice President of the Glasses and Big Titties club. Hey there. Hi. Hello
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Vice President of the Glasses and Big Titties club. Hey there. Hi. Hello
PM me: Sprint to the end of the year, let's land this plane!
Every other part of me: girl, you are tired and you have days to use before you lose 'em.
Every other part of me: girl, you are tired and you have days to use before you lose 'em.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
PM me: Sprint to the end of the year, let's land this plane!
Every other part of me: girl, you are tired and you have days to use before you lose 'em.
Every other part of me: girl, you are tired and you have days to use before you lose 'em.
The NYT has created its own niche market of sowing division in the progressive ranks, and I'm TIRED.
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The NYT has created its own niche market of sowing division in the progressive ranks, and I'm TIRED.
As quiet as I’ve kept it, 2025 has been a year of loss for me. My father. My uncle. My cousin. Connections. But I marvel at my own resilience. The gift of healing work is putting it into practice. Shit sucks and sometimes it sucks REAL BAD. What matters is how you respond
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
As quiet as I’ve kept it, 2025 has been a year of loss for me. My father. My uncle. My cousin. Connections. But I marvel at my own resilience. The gift of healing work is putting it into practice. Shit sucks and sometimes it sucks REAL BAD. What matters is how you respond
This is the moment when you realize the Democratic Party is actually further right and beholden to corporate interests than they would like you to believe
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This is the moment when you realize the Democratic Party is actually further right and beholden to corporate interests than they would like you to believe
1984 by George Orwell is one of my favorite books and the parallels between it and our current existence are alarming
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
1984 by George Orwell is one of my favorite books and the parallels between it and our current existence are alarming
Deadass rooting for them jewels to have been chopped and screwed by now. Hope to be looking at the sparkling neck of a deep brown femme flashing a knowing smile somewhere
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Deadass rooting for them jewels to have been chopped and screwed by now. Hope to be looking at the sparkling neck of a deep brown femme flashing a knowing smile somewhere
You are supposed to leave within 12 hours of the heist on a private jet from a private airstrip. Leaving through CDG? Kinda amateur hour bullshit…..
BREAKING: Two men have been arrested in connection with the heist of France's crown jewels from the Louvre Museum in Paris.
2 arrested over jewel heist at the Louvre, French prosecutors say
One of the men was arrested while "preparing to leave the country" from Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport, officials said.
nbcnews.to
October 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You are supposed to leave within 12 hours of the heist on a private jet from a private airstrip. Leaving through CDG? Kinda amateur hour bullshit…..
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A calm and regulated nervous system
October 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
A calm and regulated nervous system
It took from March until September for us to have enough yield to eat from our yard consistently. We had to time crops so we could have continuous harvests through the end of Oct & freeze surplus. Also you don’t plant in October to eat in November. The ppl advising this are grotesque
On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It took from March until September for us to have enough yield to eat from our yard consistently. We had to time crops so we could have continuous harvests through the end of Oct & freeze surplus. Also you don’t plant in October to eat in November. The ppl advising this are grotesque
Made spaghetti squash Alfredo from the squash that my child’s father grew. We may not be together but he is good in the garden
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Made spaghetti squash Alfredo from the squash that my child’s father grew. We may not be together but he is good in the garden
I feel like I’m a 2..,
But I’m a black woman who has big hair and big tits so…
But I’m a black woman who has big hair and big tits so…
October 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I feel like I’m a 2..,
But I’m a black woman who has big hair and big tits so…
But I’m a black woman who has big hair and big tits so…
Building a “resist” playlist. Started with Sounds of Blackness and Arrested Development. Looking for more suggestions
October 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Building a “resist” playlist. Started with Sounds of Blackness and Arrested Development. Looking for more suggestions
I miss my Dad.
October 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I miss my Dad.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
oh my heart
October 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
oh my heart
Various Atrists - Freedom (Theme From Panther)
YouTube video by Katya A
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
... gotta pre-clean before the housekeeper comes....
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
... gotta pre-clean before the housekeeper comes....
*cackles in tech start up company alumna*
WHEW.
Them holiday parties....
WHEW.
Them holiday parties....
baby them white ppl always had a scandal going at the functions
October 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
*cackles in tech start up company alumna*
WHEW.
Them holiday parties....
WHEW.
Them holiday parties....