Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass
@bbmolasses.bsky.social
Starchild 2 Creation. MYLF. Epidemiologist. Queer AF🏳️🌈🇬🇭. she/her. A sentient incarnation of the universe. AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND
Pinned
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
He is the sweetest most cuddly love bug
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 AM
He is the sweetest most cuddly love bug
So… the Cat Distribution System has sent me this handsome boy. Taking him to the vet to get him checked, see if he has a chip and if it’s all good, my cat Orion gets a brother
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
So… the Cat Distribution System has sent me this handsome boy. Taking him to the vet to get him checked, see if he has a chip and if it’s all good, my cat Orion gets a brother
Not my favorite source but follow the story.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Not my favorite source but follow the story.
Now to await the dissection of all the subtext in the performance so I can see exactly how Benito made so many statements in 13 minutes.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Now to await the dissection of all the subtext in the performance so I can see exactly how Benito made so many statements in 13 minutes.
Mmmhmmm.
That critique of the government extracting resources from PR. The power poles.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Mmmhmmm.
Oh they are LIVID.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Oh they are LIVID.
This was gorgeous. Benito….. thank you.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
This was gorgeous. Benito….. thank you.
I. LOVE. THAT.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I. LOVE. THAT.
I am LIVING for this halftime show.
LIVING.
I wanna be in the boricua side of Bluesky rn….
LIVING.
I wanna be in the boricua side of Bluesky rn….
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I am LIVING for this halftime show.
LIVING.
I wanna be in the boricua side of Bluesky rn….
LIVING.
I wanna be in the boricua side of Bluesky rn….
I think that was a real wedding y’all
are we at a real wedding??? 👀👀👀
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I think that was a real wedding y’all
I very much do not care about this game. Someone let me know when Benito is on
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I very much do not care about this game. Someone let me know when Benito is on
Recuerdo algunas cosas del escuela secondaria . ¿Eso cuenta?
(And it took me forever to remember how to write this. Please clap)
(And it took me forever to remember how to write this. Please clap)
Did y’all learn some Spanish for tonight?
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Recuerdo algunas cosas del escuela secondaria . ¿Eso cuenta?
(And it took me forever to remember how to write this. Please clap)
(And it took me forever to remember how to write this. Please clap)
I fucking hate cold and flu season. My kid has norovirus now. She just got over the flu. I am still getting over RSV. I’m about to start dousing everything in disinfectant.
February 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I fucking hate cold and flu season. My kid has norovirus now. She just got over the flu. I am still getting over RSV. I’m about to start dousing everything in disinfectant.
I’m glad you have a plan in place to care for yourself and reduce that mental load. Good job!
February 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I’m glad you have a plan in place to care for yourself and reduce that mental load. Good job!
Thank you for the reminder. Because it’s damn near 5:00 and I haven’t had a thing to eat.
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Thank you for the reminder. Because it’s damn near 5:00 and I haven’t had a thing to eat.
Thank you for sharing. I’m glad there is now language to describe your feelings. How do you deal with the frustration?
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Thank you for sharing. I’m glad there is now language to describe your feelings. How do you deal with the frustration?
I’m so ready for the Bad Bunny concert.
February 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I’m so ready for the Bad Bunny concert.
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Plus I think more women should have swords.
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Plus I think more women should have swords.
You’re doing amazing. I hope you know that
I’m on the opposite end— the only reason I remember to eat is that I need to take my meds with food. I’ve tried to get around that and WHEW it gets ugly. Brains and bodies are weird.
I’m on the opposite end— the only reason I remember to eat is that I need to take my meds with food. I’ve tried to get around that and WHEW it gets ugly. Brains and bodies are weird.
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
You’re doing amazing. I hope you know that
I’m on the opposite end— the only reason I remember to eat is that I need to take my meds with food. I’ve tried to get around that and WHEW it gets ugly. Brains and bodies are weird.
I’m on the opposite end— the only reason I remember to eat is that I need to take my meds with food. I’ve tried to get around that and WHEW it gets ugly. Brains and bodies are weird.
Wow. My goodness. I’m intrigued, how do you function? I hope I’m not being rude and if I am please tell me.
February 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Wow. My goodness. I’m intrigued, how do you function? I hope I’m not being rude and if I am please tell me.
Her literacy is literally saving her life
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Her literacy is literally saving her life
As someone who regularly forgets to eat and has gone literal days without food, I’m fascinated by this concept of “food noise”
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
As someone who regularly forgets to eat and has gone literal days without food, I’m fascinated by this concept of “food noise”
Apparently the dude made a threads and has been threatening her and she has a restraining order against him
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Apparently the dude made a threads and has been threatening her and she has a restraining order against him
3 for 3
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
3 for 3