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he's so proud of him he's mentioned that high note multiple times
#TØP: screaming lessons for Josh up next
September 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
forgot to turn my alarm off and just woke up 3 hours early for no reason 😭
August 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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trench? no. THE SWARM 🐛🐞🪲🐛🦋🪲🐞🪲🐛🪲🦋🐞🪲🐛🐞🦋

(a TOP sticker concept i made :DD)
August 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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July 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
July 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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56 Years Ago Today:
July 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
July 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
NEW YORK—Claiming that the humanizing of occupied peoples is not what the newspaper stands for, The New York Times issued an apology Tuesday for reporting on Palestinian deaths. “Our thoughtful and ac...
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July 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...
August 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
June 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
just tried to play a song on my inconsolably horny playlist and got an ad for therapy 💀
August 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
YOU only live once. i play by my own rules
August 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Y’know who I *do* miss from the Other Place?

This account:
November 26, 2024 at 10:20 AM
dude how long have i been sitting on this gummy worm
August 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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keep in mind same sex marriage was only legalized in the us 10 years ago. this was always on the table. they have been planning this since the day it passed, just like with roe v wade. and it will not stop here.
July 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
just smacked myself in the face with my own earbuds
August 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Spend Some Time (Forever) by bbluejoseph
Rated: T
Words: 10,777
Rabler, friends to lovers, car radio climbing, josh pining pathetically, falling in love
this is the third bbluejoseph fic in the list but i literally just reread this and added it to my bookmarks
archiveofourown.org/works/29346528
archiveofourown.org
June 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
the only thing i miss abt twitter is that if i searched my name i would see like a dozen or so tweets from ppl talking abt my fics
July 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment theonion.com/i-wont-...
July 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day
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July 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM