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he's so proud of him he's mentioned that high note multiple times
September 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
he's so proud of him he's mentioned that high note multiple times
forgot to turn my alarm off and just woke up 3 hours early for no reason 😭
August 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
forgot to turn my alarm off and just woke up 3 hours early for no reason 😭
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trench? no. THE SWARM 🐛🐞🪲🐛🦋🪲🐞🪲🐛🪲🦋🐞🪲🐛🐞🦋
(a TOP sticker concept i made :DD)
(a TOP sticker concept i made :DD)
August 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
trench? no. THE SWARM 🐛🐞🪲🐛🦋🪲🐞🪲🐛🪲🦋🐞🪲🐛🐞🦋
(a TOP sticker concept i made :DD)
(a TOP sticker concept i made :DD)
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
July 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
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From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
NEW YORK—Claiming that the humanizing of occupied peoples is not what the newspaper stands for, The New York Times issued an apology Tuesday for reporting on Palestinian deaths. “Our thoughtful and ac...
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From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
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Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...
August 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...
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Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
June 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
just tried to play a song on my inconsolably horny playlist and got an ad for therapy 💀
August 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
just tried to play a song on my inconsolably horny playlist and got an ad for therapy 💀
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YOU only live once. i play by my own rules
August 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
YOU only live once. i play by my own rules
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Y’know who I *do* miss from the Other Place?
This account:
This account:
November 26, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Y’know who I *do* miss from the Other Place?
This account:
This account:
dude how long have i been sitting on this gummy worm
August 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
dude how long have i been sitting on this gummy worm
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keep in mind same sex marriage was only legalized in the us 10 years ago. this was always on the table. they have been planning this since the day it passed, just like with roe v wade. and it will not stop here.
And so it begins...
Evangelical legal group asks Supreme Court to overturn same-sex marriage ruling [Obergefell v. Hodges]
Evangelical legal group asks Supreme Court to overturn same-sex marriage ruling [Obergefell v. Hodges]
Evangelical legal group asks Supreme Court to overturn same-sex marriage ruling
(RNS) — ‘We think that it’s not a matter of if, but just a matter of when, the Supreme Court will overrule Obergefell,’ said Mathew Staver, head of Liberty Counsel.
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July 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
keep in mind same sex marriage was only legalized in the us 10 years ago. this was always on the table. they have been planning this since the day it passed, just like with roe v wade. and it will not stop here.
just smacked myself in the face with my own earbuds
August 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
just smacked myself in the face with my own earbuds
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Spend Some Time (Forever) by bbluejoseph
Rated: T
Words: 10,777
Rabler, friends to lovers, car radio climbing, josh pining pathetically, falling in love
this is the third bbluejoseph fic in the list but i literally just reread this and added it to my bookmarks
archiveofourown.org/works/29346528
Rated: T
Words: 10,777
Rabler, friends to lovers, car radio climbing, josh pining pathetically, falling in love
this is the third bbluejoseph fic in the list but i literally just reread this and added it to my bookmarks
archiveofourown.org/works/29346528
archiveofourown.org
June 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Spend Some Time (Forever) by bbluejoseph
Rated: T
Words: 10,777
Rabler, friends to lovers, car radio climbing, josh pining pathetically, falling in love
this is the third bbluejoseph fic in the list but i literally just reread this and added it to my bookmarks
archiveofourown.org/works/29346528
Rated: T
Words: 10,777
Rabler, friends to lovers, car radio climbing, josh pining pathetically, falling in love
this is the third bbluejoseph fic in the list but i literally just reread this and added it to my bookmarks
archiveofourown.org/works/29346528
the only thing i miss abt twitter is that if i searched my name i would see like a dozen or so tweets from ppl talking abt my fics
July 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
the only thing i miss abt twitter is that if i searched my name i would see like a dozen or so tweets from ppl talking abt my fics
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I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment theonion.com/i-wont-...
July 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment theonion.com/i-wont-...
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Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day
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July 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day
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