ok good🙏

I wish

me too

that’d be kinda cool if he did that. I’d ban everyone and just keep my account and John Carpenter’s twitter just so we can talk about the weather.

oh shit glad I’m not experiencing a glitch and not a ban💀💀

I’m listening to

then it’s just terrible timing, is this happening to you too? lol cuz when my timeline doesn’t load it’s usually the sign my account got nuked for however long .

name me a moment in history when armchair twitter did something that benefited society as a whole. I’ll wait.

RIP to my account until I explain myself and Elon reinstates me hella fast because he has no context & will assume I’m some weirdo conservative. probably the best feature of twitter is convincing the people to reinstate you by saying your conservative views are being silenced.

I straight up believe I was banned and “kicked out of the comedy scene” for my beliefs in supporting Palestine, because I made that joke last week about how Israel is colonizing them and I got booed on stage at the same open mic venue.

I forgot this is bluesky and people will also probably agree so open to criticism on how to make trauma I personally experienced as a child funny

the joke in question: “I got cuts on my hand from beating up my girlfriends… pussy!”