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I make OC memes, stand-up comedy • comic book/movie/music nerd • writer • 🏴🚩• Minors DNI 18+ Only • fuck heineken pabst blue ribbon •
I called this marxist a cunt and now my twitter is tweaking so I know this cheeky bitch reported me because they want to debate bro me … least I’m not a red fascist 🤭
December 21, 2023 at 5:51 AM
Spider-Man: Web of Shadows (2008) and Spider-Man 2 (2023)

You guys gotta put some respect on Web of Shadows now😭😭😭
October 20, 2023 at 3:41 PM
I love making white women so uncomfortable that they show their privilege of being able to remove themselves when Irish-American Muslim’s go on stage and talk about Israel ethnic cleansing an entire group of people

my Irish ancestors are definitely proud
October 17, 2023 at 4:45 PM
October 17, 2023 at 7:46 AM
October 17, 2023 at 6:06 AM
wanna show some support for Palestinian films? check out this brilliant “Wes Anderson” esque film by Elia Suleiman. Absolutely loving this movie.
October 17, 2023 at 3:31 AM
The reason I’m critical of Israel as a stand-up comedian is because hate crimes like this are now happening in the United States, specifically in Illinois, a neighboring state of mine. I will continue to talk about Palestine, and my support for them because of hate crimes like this:
October 17, 2023 at 3:23 AM
this rant was 70 years ahead of its time (George Carlin is shitting on Police existing, and justifying that you aren’t robbed, and in need of police as much as society claims to be)
October 16, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Can check, what the FUCK are you sippin on tonight?!?
October 16, 2023 at 3:39 AM
You can’t do better than me
October 16, 2023 at 3:38 AM
this is what happens when you match with white hip hop heads on tinder
October 15, 2023 at 8:52 PM
reskeet to scare a zionist
October 14, 2023 at 4:11 PM
so I put too much Hooters hot sauce on/in my dick and now the paramedics are here to take me
October 14, 2023 at 4:07 AM
I’m gonna put this on my dick just to feel something
October 14, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Just beat Metroid: Fusion on my second save, I haven’t done this since I was 10 years-old and omfg does it feel good completing this game again. Here’s to another round of Metroid: Fusion, one of the best 2D platformers of all time
October 13, 2023 at 11:22 PM
This week has been the same as some, I’ve been revisiting some songs I liked a few years ago when the Pandemic first hit, and some songs I forgot about, but recently have been obsessed with.
October 13, 2023 at 9:56 PM
October 13, 2023 at 6:21 PM
top 4 for today
October 13, 2023 at 4:57 PM
shit I think you’re kinda right lmfao
October 13, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Indiana Jones reminds you that when your gun runs out of ammo, you can in fact use your fists to punch Nazi’s
October 12, 2023 at 10:43 PM
So like imagine if Quentin Tarantino wrote a sci-fi book about like anarchism, and capitalism? Like the first chapter starts in the middle of the story, basically Shevek, the protagonist believes his ideas are discordant with the society he lives in so he tries to research Temporal Theory, but has t
October 12, 2023 at 10:11 PM
there’s this gay guy on YouTube named The Act Man who rates cocks, and I think he would agree your cock is a masterpiece.
October 12, 2023 at 9:59 PM
my bluesky brand, you ask?
October 12, 2023 at 9:50 PM
since this no longer exists on twitter, bluesky will be rewarded the Oppy Tip-Off Meme
October 12, 2023 at 9:16 PM
October 12, 2023 at 6:43 PM