dolemite ptolemy
@bazluken.blacksky.app
gaming industry professional. los angeles enjoyer. clippers fan. sparks fan. dolphins fan. food eater. music nerd. old. i woke up naked on the beach in ibiza in 1988
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dolemite ptolemy
@bazluken.blacksky.app
· Nov 25
so uh hi folks. i'm a silicon beach quality assurance lead for a mobile game company. i post about~
- sports (mainly basketball)
- video games
- food
- music
- nightlife
- being old
zero tolerance for racism, queerphobia, transphobia, and generally rancid vibes
- sports (mainly basketball)
- video games
- food
- music
- nightlife
- being old
zero tolerance for racism, queerphobia, transphobia, and generally rancid vibes
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we're in a lyft right now and our driver is an older black gentleman who has put on just a bunch of brenda lee
guess we're just gonna spend 80 dollars using lyft to and from the show lol i am become joker, loller of skates
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
we're in a lyft right now and our driver is an older black gentleman who has put on just a bunch of brenda lee
MY FUCKING CAR WONT START
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
MY FUCKING CAR WONT START
i am like 95% certain that there's a work group chat that i'm not in, which is fine. whatever. but i'm like 75% sure they're making fun of me in it
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i am like 95% certain that there's a work group chat that i'm not in, which is fine. whatever. but i'm like 75% sure they're making fun of me in it
thanksgiving for all 3
Question 47:
What’s the best holiday?
As a kid? As an adult? Which one holds up at all ages?
What’s the best holiday?
As a kid? As an adult? Which one holds up at all ages?
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
thanksgiving for all 3
onion, celery, and green bell pepper. this is a cajun/creole household
Question 46:
What is the holy trinity? (There are only two correct answers and neither one of them involves that weird baby)
What is the holy trinity? (There are only two correct answers and neither one of them involves that weird baby)
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
onion, celery, and green bell pepper. this is a cajun/creole household
i was aware of this and i'm wearing a mask, so i actually can't see my nose. so there
Question 45:
You can literally always see your nose, your brain just filters it out most of the time until some asshole reminds you like I’m doing right now. Marinate with that for a moment.
You can literally always see your nose, your brain just filters it out most of the time until some asshole reminds you like I’m doing right now. Marinate with that for a moment.
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i was aware of this and i'm wearing a mask, so i actually can't see my nose. so there
monica lewisnky. i hope she's chillin
Question 44:
Fill in the blank: I’m never gonna forgive the world for how they did _____
Fill in the blank: I’m never gonna forgive the world for how they did _____
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
monica lewisnky. i hope she's chillin
yes, but it was definitely necesary
Question 43:
You ever cut off a family member forever?
You ever cut off a family member forever?
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
yes, but it was definitely necesary
i see what you did there
Question 42:
What’s the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
What’s the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i see what you did there
the buffalo bills
Question 41:
Fill in the blank: “if ____ has no haters, I’m dead”
Fill in the blank: “if ____ has no haters, I’m dead”
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
the buffalo bills
i don't really take pictures of stuff and i hate pictures of myself
Question 40:
If you’re so inclined, drop a selfie or a picture of something you saw this week that was beautiful.
If you’re so inclined, drop a selfie or a picture of something you saw this week that was beautiful.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i don't really take pictures of stuff and i hate pictures of myself
pretty much agree
Question 39:
I’m of the belief that everyone enjoys labor, but forcing toil to survive kills that joy. If all needs were met, people would expend their energies laboring to produce the things which excite them. Agree, disagree, or third thing?
I’m of the belief that everyone enjoys labor, but forcing toil to survive kills that joy. If all needs were met, people would expend their energies laboring to produce the things which excite them. Agree, disagree, or third thing?
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
pretty much agree
which is the double letter in italian-rooted words like "broccoli" often gets me
Question 38:
What word do you know how to spell but always spell wrong anyway? (I definitely put an A in definitely, often)
What word do you know how to spell but always spell wrong anyway? (I definitely put an A in definitely, often)
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
which is the double letter in italian-rooted words like "broccoli" often gets me
no
Question 37:
Have you ever posted hole or pole?
Have you ever posted hole or pole?
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
no
this is all the social life i have left. i don't do well in person
Question 36:
What if we deleted all social media and wandered outside?
What if we deleted all social media and wandered outside?
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
this is all the social life i have left. i don't do well in person
basketball
football/basketball
baseball (last time i was at a football or basketball game, the raiders were still in la and the lakers played at the forum)
football/basketball
baseball (last time i was at a football or basketball game, the raiders were still in la and the lakers played at the forum)
Question 35:
What’s the best sport to play?
To watch on TV?
To watch live?
What’s the best sport to play?
To watch on TV?
To watch live?
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
basketball
football/basketball
baseball (last time i was at a football or basketball game, the raiders were still in la and the lakers played at the forum)
football/basketball
baseball (last time i was at a football or basketball game, the raiders were still in la and the lakers played at the forum)
purple is the most appetizing color to me
Question 34:
What color do you think tastes the best?
This can either be the color represented by the most good foods or the color you think would taste best as a concept.
What color do you think tastes the best?
This can either be the color represented by the most good foods or the color you think would taste best as a concept.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
purple is the most appetizing color to me
i'm with you
Question 33:
While not all explicitly questions, the rhetorical intent of keeping the title and sequence as questions is clear, I think.
While not all explicitly questions, the rhetorical intent of keeping the title and sequence as questions is clear, I think.
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i'm with you
every day i work for eight hours
Question 31:
What was the most wasted two hours of your life?
What was the most wasted two hours of your life?
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
every day i work for eight hours
my wife would probably say fried chicken
Question 29:
What’s the best meal you cook?
What’s the best meal you cook?
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
my wife would probably say fried chicken
i do my stretches at night
Question 28:
Did you or will you exercise today?
Did you or will you exercise today?
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i do my stretches at night
i don't know much literature but i hear ayn rand sucks
Question 27:
What famous piece of respected and acclaimed literature do you think sucks?
What famous piece of respected and acclaimed literature do you think sucks?
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i don't know much literature but i hear ayn rand sucks
so... kill one evil person as a baby and go to jail for the rest of your life? no
Question 26:
You can kill one evil person as a baby, but that will come with all the consequences of killing a baby who nobody knows will grow up to be evil. Do you do it?
You can kill one evil person as a baby, but that will come with all the consequences of killing a baby who nobody knows will grow up to be evil. Do you do it?
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
so... kill one evil person as a baby and go to jail for the rest of your life? no