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I’m just a dude that likes Houston, urban planning, engineering. Bad take distributor, will argue about anything. Professional hater
Café au lait et un train Houston really is the Paris of the south
May 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Keep in mind, this is not a well trafficked car street and it terminates at HCC, so removing this bike lane doesn’t benefit anyone meaningfully, it just makes every other aspect of living here worse. This was the only real connection between downtown and Hermann park (our Central Park)
March 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
BREAKING: Osborn Industries has announced a relocation to Houston Texas
February 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Measles heads HATE this one simple trick
February 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I just hate how Texas republicans have to do this little sham game where they pretend that democrats secretly run the state government. YOU run the schools, if students are being deprived of educational opportunities it’s your fault for not providing them
February 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This is just like visionzero, under Turner we had a realistic actionable plan run by experts based on data, whitmire is just a snake oils salesmen making us spend more for worse outcomes
February 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Dawg I just don’t know how they’re gonna balance the budget when the largest line item wants more money
February 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Interestingly whitmire is speaking
February 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Who’s paying $95 to go to the official Bill King conference?
February 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It’s incredibly frustrating that our representative acquired grant funding for west Alabama street and the city is deciding it’s not going to build any bike lanes but will use the grant money to repave the street anyway. I just don’t see how this won’t make the city look like a terrible partner
February 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
If not friend why friend shaped?
February 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I will always hate the mayor because there is zero reason why a 10ft wide shared use path can’t fit in here, he’s just a awful spiteful person
February 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
They really do live permanently in 2016
February 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Bad news for farmers
February 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
February 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
February 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I just hate how even TXDot is like “yeah shared use paths need at least 10ft”, like even TXDot gets it but the mayor doesn’t. It’s like he’s never been to Buffalo bayou on a Friday evening

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February 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“Global city”
February 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I mean… it was right there in project2025 accuweather was called specifically out by name
February 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
What I genuinely don’t get about Texas republicans is that like they complain but then don’t do anything to address what they’re complaining about. Like if you only look at this logistically there is physically not enough jail space but they don’t talk about infrastructure just complain about people
February 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I just want to be able to get to Austin 😭😭😭
February 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Guys just want one thing
February 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Yep right here
February 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Thank you Commissioner Ellis for the new bridge
February 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ugh, they’re replacing the last people on TIRZ 27 that actually care about making Montrose a better place and instead we’re gonna get more mayoral lackeys hand picked by the mayors unelected advisor
February 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM