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I’m just a dude that likes Houston, urban planning, engineering. Bad take distributor, will argue about anything. Professional hater
Café au lait et un train Houston really is the Paris of the south
May 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Getting real Skype 2019 vibes from the whole starlink discourse, if they’re proven to be an unreliable partner idk why anyone would use the service vs funding a more secure competitor
March 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Imagine having to argue with the two dumbest people you know in your third language
March 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
BREAKING: Osborn Industries has announced a relocation to Houston Texas
February 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Measles heads HATE this one simple trick
February 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I just hate how Texas republicans have to do this little sham game where they pretend that democrats secretly run the state government. YOU run the schools, if students are being deprived of educational opportunities it’s your fault for not providing them
February 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This is just like visionzero, under Turner we had a realistic actionable plan run by experts based on data, whitmire is just a snake oils salesmen making us spend more for worse outcomes
February 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I just dislike how the mayor hypes up his efforts but MetroNow is very clearly less ambition than MetroNext
February 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Whitmire continues to go against the community
February 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dawg I just don’t know how they’re gonna balance the budget when the largest line item wants more money
February 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Has Greg Abbott ever even visited an HISD school?
February 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I just think it’s funny all these guys that think Rome is cool but then they hate bureaucracy
February 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Who’s paying $95 to go to the official Bill King conference?
February 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It’s incredibly frustrating that our representative acquired grant funding for west Alabama street and the city is deciding it’s not going to build any bike lanes but will use the grant money to repave the street anyway. I just don’t see how this won’t make the city look like a terrible partner
February 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It’s honestly insane that every Montrose TIRZ meeting is just everyone ~10:1 speaking in favor of the old redesign plan, like the mayor must be actively trying to ignore the community
February 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If not friend why friend shaped?
February 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I will always hate the mayor because there is zero reason why a 10ft wide shared use path can’t fit in here, he’s just a awful spiteful person
February 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
They really do live permanently in 2016
February 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Reposted by swagner
If you care about building a safer and more beautiful corridor to Buffalo Bayou, tomorrow is your last chance to demand the Montrose TIRZ Board vote NO on the city’s dangerous redesign of the Montrose Blvd Improvement Project. 6:30p at the Havens Center or on Zoom montrosehtx.org/meeting/febr...
February 2025 - Montrose TIRZ 27
The Board of Directors of Reinvestment Zone Number Twenty-Seven, City of Houston, Texas (the “Zone”), and along with the Board of Directors of the Montrose Redevelopment Authority, City of Houston, Te...
montrosehtx.org
February 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Linguistically, I find the whole insistence on using the new name for the gulf funny because the English name for basically every Asian country is an exonym established several hundred years ago
February 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Bad news for farmers
February 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
February 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I can’t believe the timeline led to a series of events where Kathy Hochul is the good guy after all the congestion pricing shenanigans
February 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
February 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I just hate how even TXDot is like “yeah shared use paths need at least 10ft”, like even TXDot gets it but the mayor doesn’t. It’s like he’s never been to Buffalo bayou on a Friday evening

ftp.txdot.gov/pub/txdot-in...
February 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM