baylee
@baylees18.bsky.social
my mom keeps asking me to “call up my friend from Texas Chainsaw Massacre” to help her clear out the yard
May 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
my mom keeps asking me to “call up my friend from Texas Chainsaw Massacre” to help her clear out the yard
MICHAEL B JORDAN NOOO DONT DO THAT TO RALPH FIENNES HE’S JUST A CARDINAL
April 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
MICHAEL B JORDAN NOOO DONT DO THAT TO RALPH FIENNES HE’S JUST A CARDINAL
one of my very offline friends just asked me if the timothee chalamet bob dylan movie came out yet ohhh my god the peace they must feel
April 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
one of my very offline friends just asked me if the timothee chalamet bob dylan movie came out yet ohhh my god the peace they must feel
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I love spring I love pollen I feel great
April 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I love spring I love pollen I feel great
can’t believe they turned Se7en into a kids book
April 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
can’t believe they turned Se7en into a kids book
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Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
there’s a christian nationalist movement where they’re getting mad at libs for “weaponizing their empathy” like sorry y’all are the ones that said we need to love everyone like jesus and “liberty and justice for all”
April 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
there’s a christian nationalist movement where they’re getting mad at libs for “weaponizing their empathy” like sorry y’all are the ones that said we need to love everyone like jesus and “liberty and justice for all”
what’s this green thing mean on spotify
March 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
what’s this green thing mean on spotify
wow i love the hunger games series
March 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
wow i love the hunger games series
i think i meant to say “no problem” but today on the phone someone said “thanks” and i just said “nope” and hung up
March 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i think i meant to say “no problem” but today on the phone someone said “thanks” and i just said “nope” and hung up
just remembered i have free will
March 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
just remembered i have free will
my friend who deleted all her social media was getting everyone’s pinterests at the bar
March 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
my friend who deleted all her social media was getting everyone’s pinterests at the bar
LOVE a double all-gender bathroom until i don’t know which one my friend is in
March 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
LOVE a double all-gender bathroom until i don’t know which one my friend is in
every time i’m reading a book and then look at the author photo i go “yeahhhh, makes sense”
February 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
every time i’m reading a book and then look at the author photo i go “yeahhhh, makes sense”
i’ve written 855 reviews on letterboxd literally what the fuck did i say
February 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i’ve written 855 reviews on letterboxd literally what the fuck did i say
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Hi. So instead of boycotting ONE day, cancel your Amazon prime and quit buying on Amazon.
February 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hi. So instead of boycotting ONE day, cancel your Amazon prime and quit buying on Amazon.
had a dream i was watching Challengers on regular tv and they cut out the makeout scene. blasphemous
February 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
had a dream i was watching Challengers on regular tv and they cut out the makeout scene. blasphemous
why am i getting fucking spotify ads on my white noise podcasts when i PAY FOR PREMIUM
February 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
why am i getting fucking spotify ads on my white noise podcasts when i PAY FOR PREMIUM
multiple comedians I’ve liked for years keep using the r-word. why
February 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
multiple comedians I’ve liked for years keep using the r-word. why
people should be getting spongebob tattoos as often as they’re getting snoopy tattoos
February 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
people should be getting spongebob tattoos as often as they’re getting snoopy tattoos
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writing a horror movie about a nightmare that makes you scared
February 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
writing a horror movie about a nightmare that makes you scared
“first annual” is so funny to me. you did it one time
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“first annual” is so funny to me. you did it one time