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Daniel J. Willis
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Data Journalist, @edsource.org | Music Journalist, @riffmagazine.com | Co-Vice Chair, @edsourceguild.bsky.social | http://SeeDisclaimer.com | linktr.ee/bayareadata | danny@bayareadata.press | 510-585-4944
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Daryl Strawberry on The Simpsons, wiping away a single tear, as Bart says, "Daaaaaaryl. Daaaaaaaaryl."
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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(It’s not set here, strictly speaking, but quite a bit of it was filmed in Concord.)
The poster of American Graffiti.
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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This, for example, is damage!
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Sickos guy from The Onion.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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"Many controversial topics."
The conversation, which has been viewed 220K times to date, touches on many controversial topics. The trio discusses “international jewery” on multiple occasions, perpetuating offensive stereotypes about Jews as well as Italians, Asians and others, along with eyebrow-raising comments about the Holocaust and immigrants from developing countries, especially non-white ones.
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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The Xzibit yo dawg pimp my ride meme image with no text.
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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For context this was the same view a few weeks ago.
The same red house as the previous post but with a flat roof.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Usually I’d be very unhappy to be woken up early on my birthday, but I’ll make an exception when it’s roofers roofing my new roof. Happy birthday to me!
The back of a red house. The roof is covered in blue paper and has a couple rows of shingles, with a guy nailing more down.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Superintendent Chalmers from The Simpsons saying, “Aurora borealis?!” Superintendent Chalmers from The Simpsons saying, “At this time of year?” Superintendent Chalmers from The Simpsons saying, “At this time of day?” Superintendent Chalmers from The Simpsons saying, “In this part of the country?”
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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It’s cloudy here and also I’m probably too far south, but November 9 and 10 of last year I took these of the aurora in Wiseman, AK because @brynna.bsky.social brought me for my birthday. So there.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Yes, completely real person, I will definitely follow you back and pay money to see you naked. Who wouldn't want to give some of their hard-earned money to see a nude human being who definitely exists?
A Bluesky user that just followed me, Yukii, who claims to be 19 and has a Fanvue link. That user's profile pic, which is the most AI Asian woman I've ever seen. Just lazy AI. Looks like a cartoon. The same AI woman in a too-tight shirt with her hands notably behind her back, standing in an extremely AI room.
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Anyway this is the guy Fox NFL Sunday just interviewed and included in their show.
In 2023, Collins sponsored a senate bill to allow the permitless carry of concealed firearms in Florida. The bill was signed into law by DeSantis. In March 2023, Collins introduced an amendment to authorize the flying of the Confederate flag on public buildings and properties in Florida. Collins released a statement denying he was a "confederate sympathizer" and later claimed he authored the amendment by mistake. That same month, Collins introduced a bill to ban flying the pride flag from government buildings in Florida. In 2023, Collins voted for the Heartbeat Protection Act; a six-week abortion ban in Florida. In March 2025, Collins sponsored SB 918, which would change child labor laws to allow 14-17 year-olds to work more than eight hours a day on school nights and over 30 hours a week while school is in session, without mandated breaks. Since assuming office, Collins has faced a turbulent tenure as lieutenant governor. In his second week in office, Florida Politics published leaked text messages between Collins and Representative Alex Andrade revealing they believe Ron DeSantis has autism and has concealed the disorder from the public. Later that week, Collins flew to California to escort an undocumented immigrant back to Florida to face charges for an automobile accident; denying the controversy was "performative" after receiving criticism from state legislators who questioned the legality of the extradition. The week after returning from California, Collins received criticism for his political opposition to diversity, equity, and inclusion while having supported DEl as chief operating officer of Operation BBQ Relief; going so far as mandating yearly DEl training and applying DEl in the selection of contractors and vendors. After less than one month in office, Collins considered running for Florida's 14th congressional district in 2026, which would have required him to resign as lieutenant governor due to Florida's resign-to-run laws, but decided not to run. Instead, he has expressed interest in running for governor of Florida in 2026.
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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(This is the video if you don’t want to go on the Instagram.)
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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www.instagram.com/reel/DQqQ1qH...
Lord of the Rings meme: “I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Beret Guy.” “What about side by side with a friend?” “I wouldn’t go that far.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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I mean, first off, what things? What is it equivalent to humans at?

Second, regarding the quote in the screenshot, I’m not sure it’s possible to misunderstand what a debate is or what it’s for harder than this dude.
Highlighted quote from Nobel-winning machine learning specialist Geoffrey Hinton: “How long before if you have a debate with a machine, it will always win? I think that is definitely coming within 20 years.”
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Wow, they added a LOT of categories I don’t trust other people’s subjective judgment on. (After I took the screenshots I set rude to warn as well just because I’m curious what they were hiding.)
Screenshot of categories: self-harm, sensitive, extremist, intolerance, threats, rude. List of categories: illicit, security concerns, unsafe link, impersonation, misinformation, scam. List of categories: engagement farming, spam, unconfirmed, misleading, inauthentic account.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I see this face:
The old U MAD meme with a smiling guy. Sorry, it's been a long… period of time so I couldn't even begin to describe it, but the MS Paint smiling guy looks like the photo of Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Per NBC News exit polls, women went for Cuomo at a higher rate than men across all party affiliations. Which seems weird for a notoriously creepy pervert!
NBC News exit poll data: Democrat Men: 67% Mamdani, 26% Cuomo Democrat Women: 61% Mamdani, 33% Cuomo Republican Men: 9% Mamdani, 60% Cuomo Republican Women: 2% Mamdani, 63% Cuomo Independent Men: 41% Mamdani, 39% Cuomo Independent Women: 37% Mamdani, 44% Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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No matter what the actual polls say Democrat fundraising texts are always, “We have the Republicans on the ropes in today’s election! Send us money even though it’s far too late to spend it!” and the Republican texts say, “Democrats have us on the ropes! Send us money or we’re doomed!”
A text message preview that says: The GOP is on the brink of losing EVERY major race TONIGHT. Help us send final reinforcements before polls close.” with a link to Red Win.
November 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Two people from The Purge in creepy masks. The woman looks EXACTLY like Jeanine Pirro.
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I really am like this in real life too.
Received text message: god what a mess like i seriously have no idea what tv’s gonna look like in like 10 years Sent text message: We’ll all be paying $100 per month for 11 different streaming services, all of which are subsidiaries of Xkydance, which is a merger of X and Skydance and whose CEO is a literal clone of Hitler. Sent text message: Coming this fall on Disney+Xkydance, Disney Princess Adventures! In the series premiere Tiana finally gets a job after the government heroically takes away her food stamps, Cinderella explains why she wants to secure the existence of her people and a future for white children, and Jasmine is deported.
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Just because my house is a construction zone doesn’t mean it can’t still be Halloweened up. (@brynna.bsky.social is not part of the decorations but she is responsible for them.) (Cousin Itt is part of the decor though.)
Two giant glowing inflatable eyes sitting on a pile of plywood in front of a house with a framed but not finished roof. Next to the eyes is Brynna, a tall woman in a Wednesday Addams costume, holding a headless doll and a candelabra with a skull. Next to her is Cousin Itt.
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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This is a totally normal high school mascot apparently.
Taylor Swift in Cats. It’s Taylor Swift as a prominently-bosomed humanoid cat. There’s no way I can describe it to make it sound as fundamentally distressing as it actually is.
October 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I’m actually a soybean farmer.
A portrait of Scott Bessent, who looks like Barry Bostwick as the rich businessman trying to tear down the youth center to build a parking lot.
October 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This man is 30! It never ceases to amaze me how much evil ages a person.
October 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM