Bryan, Caecus Astrophant
@bawrites.bsky.social
*A miserable little pile of secrets!*
Grandmama woke me up at 3am. because she thought it was 3pm and that she'd missed her medicine.
Anyway... here's the pita and red bean dip I made.
Anyway... here's the pita and red bean dip I made.
February 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Grandmama woke me up at 3am. because she thought it was 3pm and that she'd missed her medicine.
Anyway... here's the pita and red bean dip I made.
Anyway... here's the pita and red bean dip I made.
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WRITING TIP: if you get stuck, try making the font really really big. This will remind you of being a baby, when you only knew twelve words and didn't know about death
February 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
WRITING TIP: if you get stuck, try making the font really really big. This will remind you of being a baby, when you only knew twelve words and didn't know about death
I finished the candied orange peels. Verdict? A touch strong alone but perfect in a cocktail.
Will try again with more filtering off the initial boil.
Will try again with more filtering off the initial boil.
February 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I finished the candied orange peels. Verdict? A touch strong alone but perfect in a cocktail.
Will try again with more filtering off the initial boil.
Will try again with more filtering off the initial boil.
The suspense!
The winner of the 2024, 2k Terrors competition has been chosen! We'll be posting the announcement this week. Thank you again for making it so hard to choose a winner!
February 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The suspense!
Trying out candied orange peels for the first time. Wish me luck.
February 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Trying out candied orange peels for the first time. Wish me luck.
Very excited to see what this year's finalists bring!
January 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Very excited to see what this year's finalists bring!
Color. The injection of color and the honest engagement with the ideals behind the character have me excited to see how this goes.
December 19, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Color. The injection of color and the honest engagement with the ideals behind the character have me excited to see how this goes.
I love brutalist architecture for scifi fantasy, but it makes me soooo uncomfortable in real life.
Like, I'm gonna walk in here, and a mad billionaire is going to steal my kidneys so they can force me to fight a battle royal to get them back.
Like, I'm gonna walk in here, and a mad billionaire is going to steal my kidneys so they can force me to fight a battle royal to get them back.
December 16, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I love brutalist architecture for scifi fantasy, but it makes me soooo uncomfortable in real life.
Like, I'm gonna walk in here, and a mad billionaire is going to steal my kidneys so they can force me to fight a battle royal to get them back.
Like, I'm gonna walk in here, and a mad billionaire is going to steal my kidneys so they can force me to fight a battle royal to get them back.
Human body with cloven hooves, forked tongue, and horns...
Is Satan a furry?
Furries? Scalies? Any anthro communities? Any of y'all claim the devil?
Is Satan a furry?
Furries? Scalies? Any anthro communities? Any of y'all claim the devil?
December 14, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Human body with cloven hooves, forked tongue, and horns...
Is Satan a furry?
Furries? Scalies? Any anthro communities? Any of y'all claim the devil?
Is Satan a furry?
Furries? Scalies? Any anthro communities? Any of y'all claim the devil?
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heya writey types who use MS Word and don't want to feed the AI with your work--
From the blog post. Yes it is not called AI training but experience. They made it confusing on purpose and hide it deep down in the settings. All your excel and word files will be used for training AI. How is this even legal?
November 24, 2024 at 5:09 AM
heya writey types who use MS Word and don't want to feed the AI with your work--
I have my 2K Terror submitted. Looking forward to seeing what spooks and scares come out from @tldrpress.bsky.social this year.
a black and white photo of a christmas tree made out of black cats with bright eyes .
ALT: a black and white photo of a christmas tree made out of black cats with bright eyes .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I have my 2K Terror submitted. Looking forward to seeing what spooks and scares come out from @tldrpress.bsky.social this year.
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Every day, when my partner goes to work.
November 20, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Every day, when my partner goes to work.
Old Dry Keith is the cryptid we didn't see coming.
A true cognitohazard: To know him is to become him.
We are all the Dry Old Man.
A true cognitohazard: To know him is to become him.
We are all the Dry Old Man.
November 18, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Old Dry Keith is the cryptid we didn't see coming.
A true cognitohazard: To know him is to become him.
We are all the Dry Old Man.
A true cognitohazard: To know him is to become him.
We are all the Dry Old Man.
Me: "Ugh... I'm miserable... I can't do anything..." *Turns on Netflix*
Netflix: "What if Frosty the Snowman was hot?"
Me: ... ... "Go on..."
Netflix: "What if Frosty the Snowman was hot?"
Me: ... ... "Go on..."
November 17, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Me: "Ugh... I'm miserable... I can't do anything..." *Turns on Netflix*
Netflix: "What if Frosty the Snowman was hot?"
Me: ... ... "Go on..."
Netflix: "What if Frosty the Snowman was hot?"
Me: ... ... "Go on..."
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A guide for newbies.
November 14, 2024 at 2:58 AM
A guide for newbies.
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The winner of the TL;DR Press 2k Terrors contest has been decided! We'll announce our winners on the 6th of January 2024. Thank you to everyone who entered and made it such a tough call, because y'all smashed it out of the park!
December 30, 2023 at 12:29 AM
The winner of the TL;DR Press 2k Terrors contest has been decided! We'll announce our winners on the 6th of January 2024. Thank you to everyone who entered and made it such a tough call, because y'all smashed it out of the park!
Apparently, if you add a teeny bit of baking soda (Like a popcorn kernel to a 12oz) to your coffee, you can kill the acidity while keeping the taste.
Been trying it for a few days and feel like it's been gentler with my stomach.
Been trying it for a few days and feel like it's been gentler with my stomach.
December 27, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Apparently, if you add a teeny bit of baking soda (Like a popcorn kernel to a 12oz) to your coffee, you can kill the acidity while keeping the taste.
Been trying it for a few days and feel like it's been gentler with my stomach.
Been trying it for a few days and feel like it's been gentler with my stomach.
Christmas Eve at the Cracker Barrel. Fried pickles, steak fries, and Impossible sausage, but at least I get to be social.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
December 24, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Christmas Eve at the Cracker Barrel. Fried pickles, steak fries, and Impossible sausage, but at least I get to be social.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
The emaciated thing scratching the dark side of my closet door is eating now. Still can't see it, but the halting, bobbing cadence of its popping jaw tells me no lips or tongue are involved.
If it doesn't finish soon, I'm going to have to wear the same dirty shirt again today.
If it doesn't finish soon, I'm going to have to wear the same dirty shirt again today.
December 23, 2023 at 5:07 PM
The emaciated thing scratching the dark side of my closet door is eating now. Still can't see it, but the halting, bobbing cadence of its popping jaw tells me no lips or tongue are involved.
If it doesn't finish soon, I'm going to have to wear the same dirty shirt again today.
If it doesn't finish soon, I'm going to have to wear the same dirty shirt again today.
Alright, finally got that invite.
Now I stand simultaneously in several doors, like some epidimensional being.
Anyway, I'm here. I think.
Now I stand simultaneously in several doors, like some epidimensional being.
Anyway, I'm here. I think.
December 23, 2023 at 1:39 PM
Alright, finally got that invite.
Now I stand simultaneously in several doors, like some epidimensional being.
Anyway, I'm here. I think.
Now I stand simultaneously in several doors, like some epidimensional being.
Anyway, I'm here. I think.