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@bavariancookie.bsky.social
a horrible goose looking for homoerotic subtext
The groundhog who stole one of my husband's tomatoes last year came by to scope out the garden yesterday - and my cat who's never seen a groundhog was staring at it like wtf is THAT?!? 😂 to be fair, he was standing like this
May 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The groundhog who stole one of my husband's tomatoes last year came by to scope out the garden yesterday - and my cat who's never seen a groundhog was staring at it like wtf is THAT?!? 😂 to be fair, he was standing like this
I also have a Printable Food Safety zine that has all the same info, but is B&W so you can print it on any printer! drive.google.com/file/d/1kp2c...
May 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I also have a Printable Food Safety zine that has all the same info, but is B&W so you can print it on any printer! drive.google.com/file/d/1kp2c...
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
April 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
Tfw you're on your evening constitutional and the paparazzi show up
April 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Tfw you're on your evening constitutional and the paparazzi show up
Environmental storytelling at the thrift store today
March 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Environmental storytelling at the thrift store today
This silly cat claw clip is my favorite hair clip, but i was sad the rhinestone nose fell off and got lost. So today I realized that I have pink acrylic paint, so I could fix it. I think it turned out so cute!
March 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This silly cat claw clip is my favorite hair clip, but i was sad the rhinestone nose fell off and got lost. So today I realized that I have pink acrylic paint, so I could fix it. I think it turned out so cute!
Me: Friday can't come fast enough
Husband: ... it's tomorrow
Me: I said what I said
Husband: ok, Captain Holt 😂
Husband: ... it's tomorrow
Me: I said what I said
Husband: ok, Captain Holt 😂
March 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Me: Friday can't come fast enough
Husband: ... it's tomorrow
Me: I said what I said
Husband: ok, Captain Holt 😂
Husband: ... it's tomorrow
Me: I said what I said
Husband: ok, Captain Holt 😂
So glad all Americans* can unite for a common cause tonight
*Kansas City residents and refs not included
*Kansas City residents and refs not included
February 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
So glad all Americans* can unite for a common cause tonight
*Kansas City residents and refs not included
*Kansas City residents and refs not included
She's been doing that since she was itty bitty but now she's so big she gets stuck 😭 my husband had to go help her 😂
February 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
She's been doing that since she was itty bitty but now she's so big she gets stuck 😭 my husband had to go help her 😂
LRP: why does that first owlbear drawing look so much like my cat?? (I don't have a photo of her at maximum floof but this is her grumpy owl face lol)
February 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
LRP: why does that first owlbear drawing look so much like my cat?? (I don't have a photo of her at maximum floof but this is her grumpy owl face lol)
My husband and I have been playing Stardew Valley co-op with a friend, and we've been naming all the animals after Letterkenny characters. So I made our friend his own Shoresy for his birthday 😂🐓
January 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My husband and I have been playing Stardew Valley co-op with a friend, and we've been naming all the animals after Letterkenny characters. So I made our friend his own Shoresy for his birthday 😂🐓
My cat Tonks had diabetes for almost a decade before she passed last August! When she was first diagnosed she'd actually come up to get her insulin shot because it made her feel better 😭 later she was either indifferent or sat under the table just to be difficult lol. I miss her
January 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My cat Tonks had diabetes for almost a decade before she passed last August! When she was first diagnosed she'd actually come up to get her insulin shot because it made her feel better 😭 later she was either indifferent or sat under the table just to be difficult lol. I miss her
OMG she looks just like my kitties when they were smaller!! What a cutie! (Here's Bonnie being a derp for reference lol)
January 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
OMG she looks just like my kitties when they were smaller!! What a cutie! (Here's Bonnie being a derp for reference lol)
So this worked, but immediately all the dumb promotion/ social emails got mixed in with my primary inbox. So they're literally breaking their own product to try to force us to use AI 🫠 so clear out/ unsubscribe all the junk emails first so your inbox isn't a disaster like mine
January 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
So this worked, but immediately all the dumb promotion/ social emails got mixed in with my primary inbox. So they're literally breaking their own product to try to force us to use AI 🫠 so clear out/ unsubscribe all the junk emails first so your inbox isn't a disaster like mine
I can't reblog this because the friend who sent me tiktoks all the time follows me, but I screamed when I saw this. 😂 SO glad I won't have to pretend to find them interesting anymore lol
January 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I can't reblog this because the friend who sent me tiktoks all the time follows me, but I screamed when I saw this. 😂 SO glad I won't have to pretend to find them interesting anymore lol
Me explaining how I can totally fix my mistake/ appease the PIA software (it did work though, so I'm counting it as a win 😂)
January 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me explaining how I can totally fix my mistake/ appease the PIA software (it did work though, so I'm counting it as a win 😂)
Me: all my original fiction story ideas have been m/m or f/f, so if I publish it under my government name my parents would freak tf out
Also me: hey, I have a m/f idea! ...That's totally sacrilegious 😂😅🙃
My family finally stopped asking if I've been writing because my answer was always
Also me: hey, I have a m/f idea! ...That's totally sacrilegious 😂😅🙃
My family finally stopped asking if I've been writing because my answer was always
January 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me: all my original fiction story ideas have been m/m or f/f, so if I publish it under my government name my parents would freak tf out
Also me: hey, I have a m/f idea! ...That's totally sacrilegious 😂😅🙃
My family finally stopped asking if I've been writing because my answer was always
Also me: hey, I have a m/f idea! ...That's totally sacrilegious 😂😅🙃
My family finally stopped asking if I've been writing because my answer was always
I was just reading about Norovirus cases are spiking higher than normal lately 🙃 so I thought I'd post the the Norovirus/ Meat Safe Temp info for anyone else who's trying to avoid it 😬
(Here's the article about current case counts apnews.com/article/noro...)
(Here's the article about current case counts apnews.com/article/noro...)
January 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I was just reading about Norovirus cases are spiking higher than normal lately 🙃 so I thought I'd post the the Norovirus/ Meat Safe Temp info for anyone else who's trying to avoid it 😬
(Here's the article about current case counts apnews.com/article/noro...)
(Here's the article about current case counts apnews.com/article/noro...)
Cat tax from earlier this year ❤️ (she REALLY wanted some salami, but we told her it's too salty. She always got some rotisserie chicken though)
December 31, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Cat tax from earlier this year ❤️ (she REALLY wanted some salami, but we told her it's too salty. She always got some rotisserie chicken though)
We had to wake up at 4:15 to make our flight, but I did get to see a pretty good sunrise. 🌄 And now I'm going to take a nap!
December 28, 2024 at 7:43 PM
We had to wake up at 4:15 to make our flight, but I did get to see a pretty good sunrise. 🌄 And now I'm going to take a nap!
Without downloading new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
December 28, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Without downloading new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
Since I got the job, I got a charm I've had on my eye on for at least 5 YEARS. They're little Halloween vampire fangs! They even open and close like the real thing! 🧛🏻 I can't wait to wear it all the time!!
December 23, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Since I got the job, I got a charm I've had on my eye on for at least 5 YEARS. They're little Halloween vampire fangs! They even open and close like the real thing! 🧛🏻 I can't wait to wear it all the time!!
I made these stickers in canva shortly after the election (inspired by Woody Guthrie's guitar) and just remembered them, is this anything?
December 1, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I made these stickers in canva shortly after the election (inspired by Woody Guthrie's guitar) and just remembered them, is this anything?
Maybe I'll just post the zine page for whatever foodborne pathogen has caused a recall this time 🙃
November 21, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Maybe I'll just post the zine page for whatever foodborne pathogen has caused a recall this time 🙃
The good news, I went ahead and made a printable zine (thank you, ADHD hyperfocus lol). The bad news is I don't have a printer, so I can't test out the formatting. 😂 I guess I'll have to run by the library later this week
November 21, 2024 at 1:52 AM
The good news, I went ahead and made a printable zine (thank you, ADHD hyperfocus lol). The bad news is I don't have a printer, so I can't test out the formatting. 😂 I guess I'll have to run by the library later this week