Harmony VonKreep
@battyvonkreep.bsky.social
𝑻𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚, 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒚 𝑻𝒐𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒘
*Married to the Wolfman, mother to Little Wolf.
I love horror, books, ouija boards, and telling people to fuck off.
I'm a pansexual woman who's 5'2 but acts like I'm 6'2.
*Married to the Wolfman, mother to Little Wolf.
I love horror, books, ouija boards, and telling people to fuck off.
I'm a pansexual woman who's 5'2 but acts like I'm 6'2.
STRANGER THINGS NIGHT!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
STRANGER THINGS NIGHT!!!
Okay. I'm determined. Has anyone else watched Jim Henson's The Christmas Toy?
I remember watching this every holiday season on the Disney Channel but I've never met anyone else who has seen it.
I remember watching this every holiday season on the Disney Channel but I've never met anyone else who has seen it.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Okay. I'm determined. Has anyone else watched Jim Henson's The Christmas Toy?
I remember watching this every holiday season on the Disney Channel but I've never met anyone else who has seen it.
I remember watching this every holiday season on the Disney Channel but I've never met anyone else who has seen it.
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
I find it interesting that my left ankle took the blunt of my fall, causing a bad sprain but a small bruise. My ass cheek has a huge bruise, like almost black, and yet thats all.
Also, don't come for my hair leg or dry feet. I'm a broke momma who can't get a pedicure right now.
Also, don't come for my hair leg or dry feet. I'm a broke momma who can't get a pedicure right now.
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I find it interesting that my left ankle took the blunt of my fall, causing a bad sprain but a small bruise. My ass cheek has a huge bruise, like almost black, and yet thats all.
Also, don't come for my hair leg or dry feet. I'm a broke momma who can't get a pedicure right now.
Also, don't come for my hair leg or dry feet. I'm a broke momma who can't get a pedicure right now.
Today I learned that stairs are slippery after rain/snow shower. Thank the gods nothing is broken but it is badly sprained. I also made the nurses laugh with my own snow boot and flip flop shoe choice.
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Today I learned that stairs are slippery after rain/snow shower. Thank the gods nothing is broken but it is badly sprained. I also made the nurses laugh with my own snow boot and flip flop shoe choice.
I didnt have crying in a parking lot on my bingo card but here I am.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I didnt have crying in a parking lot on my bingo card but here I am.
My poor fucking car. 😭 I can't even get into a body shop until November and even then they won't be able to fix it until January. 😭😭😭😭
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My poor fucking car. 😭 I can't even get into a body shop until November and even then they won't be able to fix it until January. 😭😭😭😭
✨️10✨️
10 years married to my bestie.
10 years married to my bestie.
October 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
✨️10✨️
10 years married to my bestie.
10 years married to my bestie.
This is Agatha. My vintage telephone table that Wolfman helped me bring back to life. I love her, and she fits perfectly in my home library.
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is Agatha. My vintage telephone table that Wolfman helped me bring back to life. I love her, and she fits perfectly in my home library.
Who needs AI when you can have your favorite monster choke you in real life?
September 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Who needs AI when you can have your favorite monster choke you in real life?
There's just something about using a skeleton to make a floral piece that is just so romantic to me.
September 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
There's just something about using a skeleton to make a floral piece that is just so romantic to me.
I wish my dad was around because he would have flipped to learn that his daughter and grandson met Greg Nicotero.
September 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I wish my dad was around because he would have flipped to learn that his daughter and grandson met Greg Nicotero.
My favorite billboard (we dont have them in Maine) because apparently Jesus knows all the good porn.
September 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My favorite billboard (we dont have them in Maine) because apparently Jesus knows all the good porn.
But now I'll never have the poster to complete my trinity of Flanagan goodness.
September 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
But now I'll never have the poster to complete my trinity of Flanagan goodness.
I'm being dramatic, haha. They're fixing our culvert that we've only been asking to have them fix since we moved in 8 years ago.
September 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm being dramatic, haha. They're fixing our culvert that we've only been asking to have them fix since we moved in 8 years ago.
Oh, middle school, please be gentle to my heart.
I hope Little Wolf is having a great first day.
I hope Little Wolf is having a great first day.
August 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh, middle school, please be gentle to my heart.
I hope Little Wolf is having a great first day.
I hope Little Wolf is having a great first day.
Oh you know, obsessing over my Facebook marketplace find. I've been on the hunt for a telephone chair for forever!!
August 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh you know, obsessing over my Facebook marketplace find. I've been on the hunt for a telephone chair for forever!!
2 years ago today, I met David Harbour.
✨️ swoon ✨️
✨️ swoon ✨️
August 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
2 years ago today, I met David Harbour.
✨️ swoon ✨️
✨️ swoon ✨️
Some day, I'll truly explain what the ocean means to especially after I have learned my ancestry, but for now, I'm just going to stand here while the waves wash over me.
August 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Some day, I'll truly explain what the ocean means to especially after I have learned my ancestry, but for now, I'm just going to stand here while the waves wash over me.
Sooo...today I bought my first Monster High Doll, took apart some skeletons, and brought home a power wheels jeep that I'm going to repaint in Halloween colors.
July 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sooo...today I bought my first Monster High Doll, took apart some skeletons, and brought home a power wheels jeep that I'm going to repaint in Halloween colors.
Well I did my part. Now it's time to wait for @fangoria.bsky.social 's Chainsaw Awards.
July 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Well I did my part. Now it's time to wait for @fangoria.bsky.social 's Chainsaw Awards.
It's Wolfman night! #MutantFam ##TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It's Wolfman night! #MutantFam ##TheLastDriveIn
What's that saying? Rule for thee but not for me?
July 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
What's that saying? Rule for thee but not for me?
Oh, sweet bumblebee. Thank you for thinking I was a flower. 🌻
July 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh, sweet bumblebee. Thank you for thinking I was a flower. 🌻
In honor of The Return of the Living Dead, here's a picture of the time my dog tried stealing Linnea Quigley's lemonade.
July 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
In honor of The Return of the Living Dead, here's a picture of the time my dog tried stealing Linnea Quigley's lemonade.