Harmony VonKreep
@battyvonkreep.bsky.social
𝑻𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚, 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒚 𝑻𝒐𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒘
*Married to the Wolfman, mother to Little Wolf.
I love horror, books, ouija boards, and telling people to fuck off.
I'm a pansexual woman who's 5'2 but acts like I'm 6'2.
*Married to the Wolfman, mother to Little Wolf.
I love horror, books, ouija boards, and telling people to fuck off.
I'm a pansexual woman who's 5'2 but acts like I'm 6'2.
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Hi, new followers! My name is Harmony, and I'm from Maine.
I love:
🎃 My husband, Wolfman
🎃 Our child, Little Wolf.
🎃 Halloween
🎃 Horror
🎃 Salem, MA
🎃 Reading
🎃 Collecting ouija boards & toys.
Thank you for following me. 💜
I love:
🎃 My husband, Wolfman
🎃 Our child, Little Wolf.
🎃 Halloween
🎃 Horror
🎃 Salem, MA
🎃 Reading
🎃 Collecting ouija boards & toys.
Thank you for following me. 💜
Oops. I made the liberals mad because I called out their performative activism.
I am far from a conservative but liberals and leftists have gone so far left with their "boycotts" that they're sounding like conservatives.
I am far from a conservative but liberals and leftists have gone so far left with their "boycotts" that they're sounding like conservatives.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oops. I made the liberals mad because I called out their performative activism.
I am far from a conservative but liberals and leftists have gone so far left with their "boycotts" that they're sounding like conservatives.
I am far from a conservative but liberals and leftists have gone so far left with their "boycotts" that they're sounding like conservatives.
It's that time of year again. People complaining about safety precautions for unpredictable snow storms. "PARKING BAN!? IT'S NOT EVEN THAT MUCH SNOW?!"
"SNOW DAY?! BACK IN MY DAY, WE JUST FROZE TO DEATH AND THEN WENT TO CLASS."
"SNOW DAY?! BACK IN MY DAY, WE JUST FROZE TO DEATH AND THEN WENT TO CLASS."
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It's that time of year again. People complaining about safety precautions for unpredictable snow storms. "PARKING BAN!? IT'S NOT EVEN THAT MUCH SNOW?!"
"SNOW DAY?! BACK IN MY DAY, WE JUST FROZE TO DEATH AND THEN WENT TO CLASS."
"SNOW DAY?! BACK IN MY DAY, WE JUST FROZE TO DEATH AND THEN WENT TO CLASS."
Rabbit Rabbit 🐇
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Rabbit Rabbit 🐇
Does Welcome to Derry get better?
Also, why are they weaponizing a demonic spirit?
Also, why are they weaponizing a demonic spirit?
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Does Welcome to Derry get better?
Also, why are they weaponizing a demonic spirit?
Also, why are they weaponizing a demonic spirit?
As someone who has only ever worked one Black Friday shift, I'm giggling at all the people who waited in line at Target for a giant bag and four small items.
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
As someone who has only ever worked one Black Friday shift, I'm giggling at all the people who waited in line at Target for a giant bag and four small items.
I fear...I fear I'm back into my Stranger Things hyperfixation.
Sorry.
NOT.
Sorry.
NOT.
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I fear...I fear I'm back into my Stranger Things hyperfixation.
Sorry.
NOT.
Sorry.
NOT.
Honestly, my favorite part of Thanksgiving is wrapping presents and listening to Alice's Restaurant.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Honestly, my favorite part of Thanksgiving is wrapping presents and listening to Alice's Restaurant.
Shit. I forgot my pup does not like demogorgons at all. She keeps hiding with either me or Wolfman.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Shit. I forgot my pup does not like demogorgons at all. She keeps hiding with either me or Wolfman.
STRANGER THINGS NIGHT!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
STRANGER THINGS NIGHT!!!
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
If your birth year starts with 19, this is just your friendly reminder to not wrap presents on the floor.
In unrelated news, I know live on my library floor and will be here until the new year.
In unrelated news, I know live on my library floor and will be here until the new year.
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If your birth year starts with 19, this is just your friendly reminder to not wrap presents on the floor.
In unrelated news, I know live on my library floor and will be here until the new year.
In unrelated news, I know live on my library floor and will be here until the new year.
I love when I accidentally start traditions.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I love when I accidentally start traditions.
IT'S STRANGER THINGS WEEK
a young boy wearing a hat and a jacket is asking do you wanna watch stranger things .
ALT: a young boy wearing a hat and a jacket is asking do you wanna watch stranger things .
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November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
IT'S STRANGER THINGS WEEK
Okay. I'm determined. Has anyone else watched Jim Henson's The Christmas Toy?
I remember watching this every holiday season on the Disney Channel but I've never met anyone else who has seen it.
I remember watching this every holiday season on the Disney Channel but I've never met anyone else who has seen it.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Okay. I'm determined. Has anyone else watched Jim Henson's The Christmas Toy?
I remember watching this every holiday season on the Disney Channel but I've never met anyone else who has seen it.
I remember watching this every holiday season on the Disney Channel but I've never met anyone else who has seen it.
It's been a rough day. Lack of sleep, wore my pants backwards, bought way too many packets of instant potatoes, and accidentally bought more parchment paper when we already had two boxes unopened.
Time to curl up with the pups and read.
Time to curl up with the pups and read.
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It's been a rough day. Lack of sleep, wore my pants backwards, bought way too many packets of instant potatoes, and accidentally bought more parchment paper when we already had two boxes unopened.
Time to curl up with the pups and read.
Time to curl up with the pups and read.
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
I know people are going to hate me for this but I will be so happy when the Wicked hype dies down and we can all admit that the entire cast has an eating disorder.
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I know people are going to hate me for this but I will be so happy when the Wicked hype dies down and we can all admit that the entire cast has an eating disorder.
Reposted by Harmony VonKreep
Reposted by Harmony VonKreep
Good night #Bluesky your daily reminder that the Orange Pedophile Shitgibbon is all over the Epstein files :
Elvira Mistress Of The Dark Unpleasant Dreams GIF
ALT: Elvira Mistress Of The Dark Unpleasant Dreams GIF
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November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Good night #Bluesky your daily reminder that the Orange Pedophile Shitgibbon is all over the Epstein files :
I find it interesting that my left ankle took the blunt of my fall, causing a bad sprain but a small bruise. My ass cheek has a huge bruise, like almost black, and yet thats all.
Also, don't come for my hair leg or dry feet. I'm a broke momma who can't get a pedicure right now.
Also, don't come for my hair leg or dry feet. I'm a broke momma who can't get a pedicure right now.
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I find it interesting that my left ankle took the blunt of my fall, causing a bad sprain but a small bruise. My ass cheek has a huge bruise, like almost black, and yet thats all.
Also, don't come for my hair leg or dry feet. I'm a broke momma who can't get a pedicure right now.
Also, don't come for my hair leg or dry feet. I'm a broke momma who can't get a pedicure right now.
Trying no walking cast today because if I'm being honest, I was ready to throw the damn thing out the window.
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Trying no walking cast today because if I'm being honest, I was ready to throw the damn thing out the window.
Reposted by Harmony VonKreep
Saying "Quiet piggy" to a female journalist on the eve of the Epstein files vote is a red lights flashing, sirens-blaring perp self-own.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Saying "Quiet piggy" to a female journalist on the eve of the Epstein files vote is a red lights flashing, sirens-blaring perp self-own.
Almost 7000 USD in damages on my car and that doesn't include any hidden damage they can't see right now.
It has also been determined the person who hut me, never once tried stepped on their brakes.
Soooo Christmas presents will be small this year. 🙃🙃🙃
It has also been determined the person who hut me, never once tried stepped on their brakes.
Soooo Christmas presents will be small this year. 🙃🙃🙃
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Almost 7000 USD in damages on my car and that doesn't include any hidden damage they can't see right now.
It has also been determined the person who hut me, never once tried stepped on their brakes.
Soooo Christmas presents will be small this year. 🙃🙃🙃
It has also been determined the person who hut me, never once tried stepped on their brakes.
Soooo Christmas presents will be small this year. 🙃🙃🙃
Today I learned that stairs are slippery after rain/snow shower. Thank the gods nothing is broken but it is badly sprained. I also made the nurses laugh with my own snow boot and flip flop shoe choice.
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Today I learned that stairs are slippery after rain/snow shower. Thank the gods nothing is broken but it is badly sprained. I also made the nurses laugh with my own snow boot and flip flop shoe choice.
Let's end 2025 with a bang...or a broken foot. Either works.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Let's end 2025 with a bang...or a broken foot. Either works.