Look at Trump, championing against consumerism by saying kids will be fine with less toys.

Oh you banned red dye that’s awesome I can’t wait to eat beet juice colored candy at the camps

Can SCOTUS revisit their presidential immunity ruling and overturn it? Asking for my country.

He’s doing what he was Putin office to do.

Thought this summed up the day pretty well.

Poor Canada just had the WORST neighbors move in downstairs.

Apart from the fact that there’s not really any good reason to fund research on a thoroughly settled question, and the fact this is aimed at promoting pestilence—it’s also going to be public money diverted to quacks who are friends with RFK Jr and not real scientists.

I never thought “Have a safe flight!” would be a political statement.

MAGA: Clinton wore it better 💅🏼

The US is collapsing by the weight of billionaire’s greed.

How much taxpayer money has been wasted on the TicTok ban that Trump started.

If it had been the CEO of Planned Parenthood the suspect would be having dinner with a Trump.

Tonight my three-year-old said, “Momma, watch this!” Then farted.

If I have a sneaking suspicion I snusect something.