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> Improv, sketch, and now standup! Come see my shows someday.

> Atheist skeptic socialist caretaker of devout Catholic conservative brother - the only person with whom I can have a normal conversation these days.

www.improvcapecod.com
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I also don’t have children and the last time my cat lost a tooth, it cost us $1200.
#cats
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
October 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m breaking into standup at 61 years old.

It really IS too late. So…

Here is my tight five in two bite-sized nuggets.
October 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My standup comedy pals! What an awesome group of people. Love you all.
October 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Love you more
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
They pushed God out of schools and made room for the devil 😈.
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
And it was different this time. Wasn’t it, DJP?
October 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I don’t know who to believe.
October 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
[PFT muted me because I’m an annoying fan. I can’t blame him. So I must communicate parasocially.]

My brother worked for the Verizon dynasty for many years and he always picked easy numbers for us, so I do remember those. Otherwise, I only remember the two I have to repeat regularly.
October 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
October 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Does this sound less like anything resembling reality and more resembling JKR’s hidden fantasy? Thou doth protest too much.
September 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Happy Caturday from Pickle and Leeloo!
September 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
September 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Dennis J. Peacock
- Funniest guy alive,
and even funnier than the dead ones. 👨🏻🎩
- Sings Crazy Train better than Ozzie did. 🙌🏼
- Don’t know him, but I hear he’s a really nice guy.
September 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM