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Ally to the oppressed, cat haver (×4), schizofriendlier, survivor of horrors both real and imagined, small art collector, grudging poet, world's tallest boring person, the 4 cats are worth a second mention
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@battleallergy.bsky.social
· Sep 28
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I have two cats. One is a constant source of joy, love, and support. The other one seems to just be for shouting at.
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I have two cats. One is a constant source of joy, love, and support. The other one seems to just be for shouting at.
Grandpa used to say "Don't eat my ass and tell me it's raining"
Grandpa had dementia.
Grandpa had dementia.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Grandpa used to say "Don't eat my ass and tell me it's raining"
Grandpa had dementia.
Grandpa had dementia.
"Let me get you a towel," then he throws a Def Leppard shirt at you.
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"Let me get you a towel," then he throws a Def Leppard shirt at you.
My doctor: "Here is a pill that makes everything worse when you stop taking it."
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My doctor: "Here is a pill that makes everything worse when you stop taking it."
Gonna get "participle" tattooed on my dick.
October 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Gonna get "participle" tattooed on my dick.
Everybody grinds. I will not elaborate.
October 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Everybody grinds. I will not elaborate.
I am in a legal bind which is threatening my freedom based on my choice to seek alternative therapy for my symptoms.
I hate to do it, but...if you can help at all, a little could go a long way. I'm just trying to survive while I pay lawyer fees.
venmo.com/code?user_id...
cash.app/$MatureSteve
I hate to do it, but...if you can help at all, a little could go a long way. I'm just trying to survive while I pay lawyer fees.
venmo.com/code?user_id...
cash.app/$MatureSteve
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October 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I am in a legal bind which is threatening my freedom based on my choice to seek alternative therapy for my symptoms.
I hate to do it, but...if you can help at all, a little could go a long way. I'm just trying to survive while I pay lawyer fees.
venmo.com/code?user_id...
cash.app/$MatureSteve
I hate to do it, but...if you can help at all, a little could go a long way. I'm just trying to survive while I pay lawyer fees.
venmo.com/code?user_id...
cash.app/$MatureSteve
Goober: assertive, vigorous, pointy, makes me bleed
October 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Goober: assertive, vigorous, pointy, makes me bleed
Muffin: gentle, soft, cute, makes muffins.
October 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Muffin: gentle, soft, cute, makes muffins.
A strong endorsement for chaotic shipping practices
October 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A strong endorsement for chaotic shipping practices
Ordered three 24 packs and this is how it came 😂
October 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ordered three 24 packs and this is how it came 😂
Me, the day before they put me away forever:
October 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Me, the day before they put me away forever:
They used the same theme song for BL4 as Mobland (Tom Hardy, with the mouth)
October 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They used the same theme song for BL4 as Mobland (Tom Hardy, with the mouth)
Thanks for all the follows, nerds.
October 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Thanks for all the follows, nerds.
Yaat is the past tense of yeet.
October 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Yaat is the past tense of yeet.
AI has reached its peak over on twitter, where it's mostly used to propagate racism.
October 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
AI has reached its peak over on twitter, where it's mostly used to propagate racism.
"that's (n) minutes of my life I'm not getting back" implies the existence of reclaimable minutes.
September 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"that's (n) minutes of my life I'm not getting back" implies the existence of reclaimable minutes.
Reposted by Medium Fries
1 transgender shooter
GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!"
47,209 white male shooters
GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."
GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!"
47,209 white male shooters
GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."
September 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
1 transgender shooter
GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!"
47,209 white male shooters
GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."
GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!"
47,209 white male shooters
GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."
AI will never be as funny as Photoshop.
September 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
AI will never be as funny as Photoshop.
The original Stinky Leg
September 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The original Stinky Leg
Obvious propaganda bot is obvious
September 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Obvious propaganda bot is obvious
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September 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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