🥞 Battercake
@battercake.bsky.social
Fursuiter, party animal, music maker, VR chatter. Always kind, always caring, always optimistic. Nonbinary (any), pansexual, demiromantic, single (not looking). 8647.
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Have you ever known someone who would've been so damn cute if only they hadn't been so fucking crazy?
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Have you ever known someone who would've been so damn cute if only they hadn't been so fucking crazy?
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Name: Battercake
Pronouns: any
Height: 5'12"
Sexuality: Pan 🥞
Sign: Yield
Piercings: No, thanks
Tattoos: Not my thing
Favorite Color: 🍋 & 🍊
Favorite Drink: Whisky 🥃
Favorite Food: 🌯 & 🍕
Favorite Animal: Can't choose!
Status: Single, not looking
Name: Battercake
Pronouns: any
Height: 5'12"
Sexuality: Pan 🥞
Sign: Yield
Piercings: No, thanks
Tattoos: Not my thing
Favorite Color: 🍋 & 🍊
Favorite Drink: Whisky 🥃
Favorite Food: 🌯 & 🍕
Favorite Animal: Can't choose!
Status: Single, not looking
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Name: Silver Yote
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 6'0"
Sexuality: Gay
Sign: Pisces
Piercings: N/A
Tattoos: N/A
Favorite Color: Turquoise
Favorite Drink: Rumchata + A&W
Favorite Food: Coney Dogs
Favorite Animal: Coyote
Status: Single
Name: Silver Yote
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 6'0"
Sexuality: Gay
Sign: Pisces
Piercings: N/A
Tattoos: N/A
Favorite Color: Turquoise
Favorite Drink: Rumchata + A&W
Favorite Food: Coney Dogs
Favorite Animal: Coyote
Status: Single
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Name: Emeralgon Drolf
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 6ft2
Sexuality: Gay
Sign: Leo
Piercings: not a fan
Tattoos: same as above
Favorite color: Blue 💙
Favorite drink: Dr. Pepper
Favorite food: Chicken Alfredo
Favorite animal: wolf 🐺
Status: single
Name: Emeralgon Drolf
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 6ft2
Sexuality: Gay
Sign: Leo
Piercings: not a fan
Tattoos: same as above
Favorite color: Blue 💙
Favorite drink: Dr. Pepper
Favorite food: Chicken Alfredo
Favorite animal: wolf 🐺
Status: single
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Do this if you see if reshare it :3
Name: Battercake
Pronouns: any
Height: 5'12"
Sexuality: Pan 🥞
Sign: Yield
Piercings: No, thanks
Tattoos: Not my thing
Favorite Color: 🍋 & 🍊
Favorite Drink: Whisky 🥃
Favorite Food: 🌯 & 🍕
Favorite Animal: Can't choose!
Status: Single, not looking
Name: Battercake
Pronouns: any
Height: 5'12"
Sexuality: Pan 🥞
Sign: Yield
Piercings: No, thanks
Tattoos: Not my thing
Favorite Color: 🍋 & 🍊
Favorite Drink: Whisky 🥃
Favorite Food: 🌯 & 🍕
Favorite Animal: Can't choose!
Status: Single, not looking
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
🏈 If you shit the bed, you're not keeping a clean sheet! ⚽
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
🏈 If you shit the bed, you're not keeping a clean sheet! ⚽
Why am I sad? Look what it says! 😥
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Why am I sad? Look what it says! 😥
And I was just about to get out of suit and go to bed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
And I was just about to get out of suit and go to bed.
There are still good people in this world.
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
There are still good people in this world.
Y'all go appreciate Mike Judge. He's a real genius among us.
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Y'all go appreciate Mike Judge. He's a real genius among us.
It occurs to me tonight that this photo contains the two physical possessions of mine that have brought me the most pleasure, and the most pain. They have each changed my life in ways that haven't been fully realized yet, but I love them both so very dearly, and I wouldn't trade them for anything.
October 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It occurs to me tonight that this photo contains the two physical possessions of mine that have brought me the most pleasure, and the most pain. They have each changed my life in ways that haven't been fully realized yet, but I love them both so very dearly, and I wouldn't trade them for anything.
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fursuit head stolen out of my car.
if anyone in the Baltimore City area happens to find it please let me know.
if anyone in the Baltimore City area happens to find it please let me know.
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
fursuit head stolen out of my car.
if anyone in the Baltimore City area happens to find it please let me know.
if anyone in the Baltimore City area happens to find it please let me know.
The Furry Fandom: Where, if you're ever jealous of someone else who's having more fun than you, you can just baselessly accuse them of sexual assault and receive sympathy and consolation from a bunch of brainless shitheads like yourself! (This is a serious problem, btw, and I will not be silent.)
October 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The Furry Fandom: Where, if you're ever jealous of someone else who's having more fun than you, you can just baselessly accuse them of sexual assault and receive sympathy and consolation from a bunch of brainless shitheads like yourself! (This is a serious problem, btw, and I will not be silent.)
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October 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I get the impression that most people who design back scratchers don't know what an itch feels like.
October 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I get the impression that most people who design back scratchers don't know what an itch feels like.
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Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
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Be ruthless with your money.
Companies are not going to listen to feedback and private equity is driving “shareholder-only” behavior, so if you’re a customer you are always the last thought, if at all.
Don’t complain, don’t try to help, be ruthless and just take your money to someone else.
Companies are not going to listen to feedback and private equity is driving “shareholder-only” behavior, so if you’re a customer you are always the last thought, if at all.
Don’t complain, don’t try to help, be ruthless and just take your money to someone else.
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Be ruthless with your money.
Companies are not going to listen to feedback and private equity is driving “shareholder-only” behavior, so if you’re a customer you are always the last thought, if at all.
Don’t complain, don’t try to help, be ruthless and just take your money to someone else.
Companies are not going to listen to feedback and private equity is driving “shareholder-only” behavior, so if you’re a customer you are always the last thought, if at all.
Don’t complain, don’t try to help, be ruthless and just take your money to someone else.
October 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Reskeet with your photos of fursuiting in the mountains!
October 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Reskeet with your photos of fursuiting in the mountains!
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October 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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My birthday is next week, you can send me a card if you want to SCURROW P.O.BOX 444 HELMETTA NJ 08828 -
October 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My birthday is next week, you can send me a card if you want to SCURROW P.O.BOX 444 HELMETTA NJ 08828 -
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October 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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We're giving away a Blueprint Costumes t-shirt to one lucky winner!
🐾 Here's how to enter:
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🛑 The giveaway ends Friday, October 31, 2025 at 5:00PM EST.
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🛑 The giveaway ends Friday, October 31, 2025 at 5:00PM EST.
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October 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
We're giving away a Blueprint Costumes t-shirt to one lucky winner!
🐾 Here's how to enter:
⭐ Follow this account.
💌 Reshare this post.
📡 Join our Telegram account.
t.me/blueprintcostumes
🛑 The giveaway ends Friday, October 31, 2025 at 5:00PM EST.
🦊 Participants must be 18+ to enter.
🐾 Here's how to enter:
⭐ Follow this account.
💌 Reshare this post.
📡 Join our Telegram account.
t.me/blueprintcostumes
🛑 The giveaway ends Friday, October 31, 2025 at 5:00PM EST.
🦊 Participants must be 18+ to enter.
"Streaming service" is such an oxymoron! 😄
October 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
"Streaming service" is such an oxymoron! 😄
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It is the almost exactly 10 years from when I played a local open mic in fursuit for the first time. It went over surprisingly well!
October 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It is the almost exactly 10 years from when I played a local open mic in fursuit for the first time. It went over surprisingly well!
My life is a tightrope walk between sensory deprivation and sensory overload.
October 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My life is a tightrope walk between sensory deprivation and sensory overload.