And the grift goes on.

www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...

Really, this is more accurate.

Sorry, guys, I feel asleep in my Chartreuse...

The Saudis are still drilling. The oceans are choking. Phoenix is melting.

So now we’re feeding the chaos into the machines — and hoping they see a way out.

🔗 batshitcrazy.com/2025/05/05/artificial-salvation-geoengineering-climate-thwaites-time-bomb

New Jon Pardi video I edited.

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Delilah McSwain
@delilah_mc69971
“Trump’s bitten the body politic so many times, we either keel over or grow fangs. Snake Salvation, y’all. This week’s dispatch is part gospel, part autopsy.”
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It’s Kentucky Derby weekend — and the only race that matters is the next 100 days of Trump.
AI vs. pundits vs. Ctrl-Freak in the Banana Republic Stakes.
Featuring: MAGA jockeys, burning racetracks, and Cookie Monster with a go-bag.
🏇👇
batshitcrazy.com/2025/05/03/t...

It’s Kentucky Derby weekend — and the only race that matters is the next 100 days of Trump.
AI vs. pundits vs. Ctrl-Freak in the Banana Republic Stakes.
Featuring: MAGA jockeys, burning racetracks, and Cookie Monster with a go-bag.
🏇👇
batshitcrazy.com/2025/05/03/t...

Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.

Republicans quietly gut Medicaid with work requirements and red tape and nearly 20M people could lose coverage — including plenty of Trump voters.

...And I worked in a 'Free Luigi' cameo, because of course I did.

batshitcrazy.com/2025/04/30/c...
#Medicaid #GOP #FreeLuigi #BatShitCrazy

Broligarch of the Month... $26 million? That’s adorable.
Yasir Al-Rumayyan controls nearly a trillion in assets, bankrolls LIV, owns Newcastle United, and throws golf parties with Trump.
Meet our Bloligarch of the Month.
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Yes, sir. Shine on you crazy diamond... at least, I hope you're crazy. This is INSANE!!

The firewall isn't just broken — it's bleeding. Musk, Trump, and Putin aren't colliding by accident. They're building something. New Dispatch: The Backdoor Kings. Read it here: batshitcrazy.com/2025/04/28/t...

Raskin: The president derives his powers only either from the Constitution explicitly or from an act of Congress and Congress certainly has never given the president the power to relocate prisoners to foreign countries and there's nothing in the constitution that remotely vests that power…

On Easter Sunday, Trump is still selling Bibles and playing messiah.

A Southern sermon on MAGA martyrdom and the gospel according to the Donald.

✝️ “TRUMP 3:16”
🐂 Blessed are the grifters.

Read it now: batshitcrazy.com/2025/04/20/t...

#Easter #Trump #ChristianNationalism #Satire #BatShitCrazy

“If Trump dies this Saturday, the real question won’t be who takes over — it’ll be who profits from the funeral. The GOP. The world. Maybe even Ivanka.”
🔗 Read more at BatShitCrazy.com

The Simpsons didn’t predict Trump’s death on April 12. But America might manifest it anyway.

Who profits if the Hair stops moving?

👉 Gonzo dispatch from the edge:
www.batshitcrazy.com/simpsons-tru...

6 B-2 bombers now parked at Diego Garcia. Each costs $2B, $135K/hour to fly. Iran says they'll strike the island if it’s used. Trump’s tariff math? Proven wrong—by a conservative think tank.
The war drums are loud. The numbers are dumb.
🔻 Read: www.batshitcrazy.com/april-8-2025

Markets are bleeding, the president’s golfing, and Jamie Dimon’s holding his breath.
This ain’t strategy—it’s Russian roulette.
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