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I hope everyone who contributed to this nonsense dies a slow and painful death.
Sorry. It’s Jesse Michels, not Michaels. My bad.
May 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Don’t like or repost something simply because you agree with the sentiment. Don’t repost a quote from someone with 100 followers just because you agree with the sentiments. Go to THE ORIGINAL SOURCE and think what would want. Be responsible.
May 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m back on Facebook. (Sort of.) if you’re a RL or online friend, find me at www.facebook.com/share/15UfeD...
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
May 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I just uttered this perfect country song title during the course of a spirited conversation, so if anyone steals it I’ll be pursuing legal action. (Not really. Seems like a lot of work.)

"You ain’t stupid you was just raised that way."
May 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Don’t reveal anything important early in your story unless you want it leaked on YouTube and endlessly analyzed. Shit has gotten ridiculous. Can’t we just enjoy a movie as a finished product?
April 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
For me, Marvel Comics died way before you most of you were even born. To the powers that be at Marvel; you don’t give a flying fuck about your readers. Anyone over the age of say.. 40, has figured this out by now. Your product is a loss leader for movies and toys and fuck the fans, right?
April 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Rewatching Zach Snyder’s Justice League, and my question is that instead of the Amazons putting their motherbox in a room surrounded by women with BOWS AND ARROWS - maybe bury it in 1000 feet deep in prometheum.

Zach seriously needs some "no" men around him.
April 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
All of this is why I stopped trying to bring the truth to people who are clearly misinformed. It doesn’t work, and it doesn’t matter.
How Hate Killed Truth
YouTube video by DarkMatter2525
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March 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The president is laser focused on the big issues
March 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
March 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Sure are a lot of 40 year old men upset about how Disney ruined their beloved Snow White.

Weird, weird.
March 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Not to brag, but one time at a party I created a silence that was so awkward I had to be rescued by Liam Neeson.
March 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Fifty people in this coffee shop and maybe four of them are actually speaking to one another. Everyone else is staring at a screen.

It’s surreal, but on the other hand leave me alone I don’t want to talk to you anyways.
March 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Here’s a conversation I just had with my cat, Ripley, " I understand you wanna do kitty stuff all the time, right? I understand that, but the other cats won’t put up with that forever, okay? Lexie might, but Roxie will kick your ass, you understand? Good.”
Then she made my hand bleed.
March 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Weird coincidence how the internet as a collective makes radical and hateful decisions with the fury of a million middle-aged men who’ve accomplished nothing with their lives.
March 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you’re wondering if hubris can ruin a Hollywood career, Katherine Heigl, the it-girl for Hollywood rom-coms from 15 years ago, is now hocking pee pads to perimenopausal women on Disney+.

Hubris. The Rock should take note.
March 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If I let myself get even a little bit angry, I’ll be overcome with it and in turn be impossible to associate with, let alone live with.

That really makes me angry.
March 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
If you’ve never woken up asking yourself "where the hell am I?,” get the hell away from me. I don’t have time for you.
March 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Guttfeld to Roberts: "shut the Fuck up" in defense of "a leader who does not have the luxury of opening up his little books to read"

…or is technically illiterate.
Fox Host Throws Tantrum After John Roberts Calls Out Trump: 'Roberts, Shut The F Up!'
Tell me you're in a cult without telling me...
www.comicsands.com
March 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia survived a fairly dramatic social upheaval with one simple strategy; they ignored social media and any drama caused by it.

We should all do the same.
March 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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The US invasion of Iraq began on this day 22 years ago.

In the years since, the United States spent roughly $10 trillion on the so-called "war on terror."

Can you imagine if we had instead invested those funds in climate, health care, housing, and education?
March 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
March 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Are we great again yet? Because I hear a lot of motherfuckers laughing…
March 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Goddam. The comparison between Fisk in Born Again again and Trump couldn’t be more apt. There’s barely a need to mask it at all.
March 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’m starting to think Donald Trump isn’t a very nice person.
March 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM