Glorp the Uncouth
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The secret to living is to become really good at dying in slow motion
The summoners conjuring demons have requested that you stop calling them demonic because the demons are threatening to nullify their contacts and disembowel all of the billionaires.
December 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The summoners conjuring demons have requested that you stop calling them demonic because the demons are threatening to nullify their contacts and disembowel all of the billionaires.
This big group of dreadlocks keep saying they invented a powerful new school of magic “but don’t worry it’s nothing like necromancy” and guess what
December 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
This big group of dreadlocks keep saying they invented a powerful new school of magic “but don’t worry it’s nothing like necromancy” and guess what
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Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."
November 29, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."
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This is all the internet was ever supposed to be
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is all the internet was ever supposed to be
The afterparty for the next rapture will start at 11:30
October 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The afterparty for the next rapture will start at 11:30
my voodoo doll is looking very fascist these days
October 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
my voodoo doll is looking very fascist these days
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there should be more frogs in general
September 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
there should be more frogs in general
A new name on the ignore list, sweet silence
September 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
A new name on the ignore list, sweet silence
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will this get me in trouble
gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…
gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…
Bluesky's UK age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it.
Bluesky's UK age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it. - bluesky-osa.md
gist.github.com
July 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
will this get me in trouble
gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…
gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…
You know, that sluice makes this river unkayakable.
August 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You know, that sluice makes this river unkayakable.
A streetcar named Fuck off Monday
August 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
A streetcar named Fuck off Monday
my weekend? oh pretty good, got a lot of xp from scrying on people in LA through my rectangular palantír
July 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
my weekend? oh pretty good, got a lot of xp from scrying on people in LA through my rectangular palantír
anyone know a doctor’s office that weighs on a sliding scale? my psyche can only afford weigh what you can
July 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
anyone know a doctor’s office that weighs on a sliding scale? my psyche can only afford weigh what you can
read through mörk borg last night and thinking about a stark-pale dungeon in kergüs modeled after a certain prominent Weiss House with its current inhabitants as decrepit ghouls, vampires, and at the center, a lich.
July 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
read through mörk borg last night and thinking about a stark-pale dungeon in kergüs modeled after a certain prominent Weiss House with its current inhabitants as decrepit ghouls, vampires, and at the center, a lich.
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a 100% trustworthy entrepreneur
June 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
a 100% trustworthy entrepreneur
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boiling my enemies (potatoes)
before i char their skin (roast them)
and clatter them (with cream)
before i char their skin (roast them)
and clatter them (with cream)
July 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
boiling my enemies (potatoes)
before i char their skin (roast them)
and clatter them (with cream)
before i char their skin (roast them)
and clatter them (with cream)
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Personally I’m not so anxious about death itself, it’s the slow, unraveling buildup that ironically propels me towards it more quickly
July 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Personally I’m not so anxious about death itself, it’s the slow, unraveling buildup that ironically propels me towards it more quickly
stricken with frick
July 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
stricken with frick
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July 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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tried to buy a gundam but they wanted my id and a background check to make sure i would be responsible
July 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
tried to buy a gundam but they wanted my id and a background check to make sure i would be responsible
i’ll sleep when i’m dead
is a weird thought if you aren’t
doing a speed run
is a weird thought if you aren’t
doing a speed run
July 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
i’ll sleep when i’m dead
is a weird thought if you aren’t
doing a speed run
is a weird thought if you aren’t
doing a speed run
We’re living through the Tin Foil Age
July 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
We’re living through the Tin Foil Age