mickeybruce
@batboy222.bsky.social
As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball
I got 30 days of fakebook restrictions for posting a Mystery Science Theater quote. It was the 80s Hobgoblins song that went something like “drink Coca Cola and vote for Ronald Reagan” IYKYK
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I got 30 days of fakebook restrictions for posting a Mystery Science Theater quote. It was the 80s Hobgoblins song that went something like “drink Coca Cola and vote for Ronald Reagan” IYKYK
I can’t picture MTG getting a tv job. She has a voice like a cartoon character, and not in a good way.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I can’t picture MTG getting a tv job. She has a voice like a cartoon character, and not in a good way.
Name a film with an airplane
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Name a film with an airplane
I celebrate the man’s entire catalog
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I celebrate the man’s entire catalog
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 22, 2018: #mst3k season 12 debuted on Netflix. The very first (KTMA) episode had aired nearly 30 years earlier, on Nov 24, 1988.
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
November 22, 2018: #mst3k season 12 debuted on Netflix. The very first (KTMA) episode had aired nearly 30 years earlier, on Nov 24, 1988.
The Beatles, aka the White Album, was released on this day in 1968.
Ringo: "I think that we should have put it out as two separate albums - the 'White' and the 'Whiter' albums…"
Ringo: "I think that we should have put it out as two separate albums - the 'White' and the 'Whiter' albums…"
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The Beatles, aka the White Album, was released on this day in 1968.
Ringo: "I think that we should have put it out as two separate albums - the 'White' and the 'Whiter' albums…"
Ringo: "I think that we should have put it out as two separate albums - the 'White' and the 'Whiter' albums…"
You Don’t Mess With The Zohran
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You Don’t Mess With The Zohran
HEY WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PUNS?
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
HEY WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PUNS?
Old woman!
Man.
Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
I'm 37.
What?
I'm 37. I'm not old.
Well I can't just call you "man".
You could say "Dennis".
I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
Man.
Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
I'm 37.
What?
I'm 37. I'm not old.
Well I can't just call you "man".
You could say "Dennis".
I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Old woman!
Man.
Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
I'm 37.
What?
I'm 37. I'm not old.
Well I can't just call you "man".
You could say "Dennis".
I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
Man.
Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
I'm 37.
What?
I'm 37. I'm not old.
Well I can't just call you "man".
You could say "Dennis".
I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
Kansas City Chiefs special teams coach Dave Toub, on Trump not liking the NFL’s new kickoff format:
“He doesn’t even know what he’s looking at. He has no idea what’s going on. Take that for what it’s worth. And I hope he hears it.”
“He doesn’t even know what he’s looking at. He has no idea what’s going on. Take that for what it’s worth. And I hope he hears it.”
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Kansas City Chiefs special teams coach Dave Toub, on Trump not liking the NFL’s new kickoff format:
“He doesn’t even know what he’s looking at. He has no idea what’s going on. Take that for what it’s worth. And I hope he hears it.”
“He doesn’t even know what he’s looking at. He has no idea what’s going on. Take that for what it’s worth. And I hope he hears it.”
“If only we had the exact date”
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
“If only we had the exact date”
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information, man! New shit has come to light!
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information, man! New shit has come to light!
It seems Old Man Winter paid us a visit late last night, and he brought with him not a pillow or a sheet, but a blanket.. a blanket of snow!
(I hear this in my head every year when we get our first snow)
(I hear this in my head every year when we get our first snow)
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It seems Old Man Winter paid us a visit late last night, and he brought with him not a pillow or a sheet, but a blanket.. a blanket of snow!
(I hear this in my head every year when we get our first snow)
(I hear this in my head every year when we get our first snow)
Karoline Leavitt roasted as she shares bold claim that Trump is the "Most Popular Second-Term President This Century"
And believe it or not this isn’t from The Onion
And believe it or not this isn’t from The Onion
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Karoline Leavitt roasted as she shares bold claim that Trump is the "Most Popular Second-Term President This Century"
And believe it or not this isn’t from The Onion
And believe it or not this isn’t from The Onion
DJT Stock Has Cratered, Wiping Out More Than $5 Billion in Trump Family Wealth
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 AM
DJT Stock Has Cratered, Wiping Out More Than $5 Billion in Trump Family Wealth
What do you call a crowded restroom during a brief courtroom recess?
A jury of my pee-ers
A jury of my pee-ers
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
What do you call a crowded restroom during a brief courtroom recess?
A jury of my pee-ers
A jury of my pee-ers