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Bastard Keaton
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I was the piss pony in Mrs. Doubtfire
I never thought truck nuts would allow me to authentically express myself. Let me know if y'all ever see an exhaust pipe shaped like an erect horse penis though.
December 10, 2024 at 4:48 PM
December 5, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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IMPORTANT! One of my favorite shows of all time (that MOST of y'all slept on) is now on Netlfix - Pantheon. Its literally only 16 episodes and its one of the most fascinating scifi I've ever watched.
November 24, 2024 at 6:36 AM
November 26, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Nice work if you can get it. #jonstewart
November 26, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Just went grocery shopping for the first time since being prescribed a low salt diet; guess what's completely imfuckingpossible. #america #fooddesert #healthcare #diet
November 22, 2024 at 9:14 PM
November 22, 2024 at 3:40 AM
I'm obligated.
November 22, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Traditional Greek music Outkast cover band called Spankopita
November 20, 2024 at 10:24 PM