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Nick King
@bastardcontent.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Hey freaks, my name is Nick King and I have a webcomic called Young Baphomet. It’s my love letter to punk/hardcore/metal subculture, and also demons and sinning. Please read it.
My BEAUTIFUL NFT WIFE Was SCREENSHOTTED in HD | CUCKED by the WOKE LEFT Once Again! | Buddies in r/Tesla Have My BACK as ALWAYS (NOT Clickbait!!!)
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My BEAUTIFUL NFT WIFE Was SCREENSHOTTED in HD | CUCKED by the WOKE LEFT Once Again! | Buddies in r/Tesla Have My BACK as ALWAYS (NOT Clickbait!!!)
neckback pussycrack give a dog a bone
October 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
neckback pussycrack give a dog a bone
Chill, bro! Chicks do NOT like it when you preface a question with “and what, pray tell…”
October 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Chill, bro! Chicks do NOT like it when you preface a question with “and what, pray tell…”
Whose dick do I have to suck to suck some dick out here?
October 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Whose dick do I have to suck to suck some dick out here?
**!!!**MILLENNIALS**!!!**
IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!
DO NO GET RID OF *ANY* OF YOUR *JARS*!!! YOU DO, IN FACT, NEED *ALL* OF THOSE *JARS* YOUR HAVE!!!!
IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!
DO NO GET RID OF *ANY* OF YOUR *JARS*!!! YOU DO, IN FACT, NEED *ALL* OF THOSE *JARS* YOUR HAVE!!!!
August 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
**!!!**MILLENNIALS**!!!**
IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!
DO NO GET RID OF *ANY* OF YOUR *JARS*!!! YOU DO, IN FACT, NEED *ALL* OF THOSE *JARS* YOUR HAVE!!!!
IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!
DO NO GET RID OF *ANY* OF YOUR *JARS*!!! YOU DO, IN FACT, NEED *ALL* OF THOSE *JARS* YOUR HAVE!!!!
Milennials do NOT play about the “Kuzco’s poison.”
July 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Milennials do NOT play about the “Kuzco’s poison.”
They/Them Father or Femcel Mother?
June 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
They/Them Father or Femcel Mother?
If you’re a guy over 30 and you still put “Colt 45” by Afroman on the aux, this is your reminder that you have visitation for the kids this weekend.
June 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you’re a guy over 30 and you still put “Colt 45” by Afroman on the aux, this is your reminder that you have visitation for the kids this weekend.
I love when you eat a mango and it got a little stank on it.
May 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I love when you eat a mango and it got a little stank on it.
Why do hermit crabs line up by size to exchange shells as they grow if they don’t have any profit incentive?
May 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Why do hermit crabs line up by size to exchange shells as they grow if they don’t have any profit incentive?
me at the function: hey man is this anyone’s dr. pepper or is this like, communal?
the grinning visage of death leering from the dark corner: i cannot say, for i am but a grim specter, a manifestation of that which all men fear, and all men become.
me: type shit, i’m just gonna snag one can then.
the grinning visage of death leering from the dark corner: i cannot say, for i am but a grim specter, a manifestation of that which all men fear, and all men become.
me: type shit, i’m just gonna snag one can then.
May 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
me at the function: hey man is this anyone’s dr. pepper or is this like, communal?
the grinning visage of death leering from the dark corner: i cannot say, for i am but a grim specter, a manifestation of that which all men fear, and all men become.
me: type shit, i’m just gonna snag one can then.
the grinning visage of death leering from the dark corner: i cannot say, for i am but a grim specter, a manifestation of that which all men fear, and all men become.
me: type shit, i’m just gonna snag one can then.
There are still men over 30 who absolutely cannot get past the “real G’s move in silence like lasagna” line. They still bring it up at parties. Who is going to help these men?
May 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
There are still men over 30 who absolutely cannot get past the “real G’s move in silence like lasagna” line. They still bring it up at parties. Who is going to help these men?
Guy who lives in Brooklyn visiting another city: This city reminds me of Brooklyn, actually!
April 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Guy who lives in Brooklyn visiting another city: This city reminds me of Brooklyn, actually!
Who’s that one singer? FDA Twinks?
April 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Who’s that one singer? FDA Twinks?
In honor of the Late Great, a Lynchian visual gag for the new Young Baphomet.
January 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In honor of the Late Great, a Lynchian visual gag for the new Young Baphomet.
Coworker brought me a small side of Beyond Orange Chicken from Panda Express today and for 10 whole minutes I stopped wanting to vanish in the fog.
January 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Coworker brought me a small side of Beyond Orange Chicken from Panda Express today and for 10 whole minutes I stopped wanting to vanish in the fog.
First new Young Baphomet comic of the year!
I’d like to find my webcomic people on the platform this year, where are y’all at?
I’d like to find my webcomic people on the platform this year, where are y’all at?
January 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
First new Young Baphomet comic of the year!
I’d like to find my webcomic people on the platform this year, where are y’all at?
I’d like to find my webcomic people on the platform this year, where are y’all at?
I’m like if Rust Cohle was vegan straightedge.
December 31, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I’m like if Rust Cohle was vegan straightedge.
I think that those of us who ~occupy leftist spaces~ need to be more honest with ourselves and each other about the degree to which fear impacts our decision-making.
Specifically, the fear of being judged and ostracized by our own peer group.
1/3
Specifically, the fear of being judged and ostracized by our own peer group.
1/3
December 24, 2024 at 2:46 PM
I think that those of us who ~occupy leftist spaces~ need to be more honest with ourselves and each other about the degree to which fear impacts our decision-making.
Specifically, the fear of being judged and ostracized by our own peer group.
1/3
Specifically, the fear of being judged and ostracized by our own peer group.
1/3
When I buy When my room-
toilet paper mate buys toilet
for the paper for the
apartment. apartment.
toilet paper mate buys toilet
for the paper for the
apartment. apartment.
December 23, 2024 at 10:00 PM
When I buy When my room-
toilet paper mate buys toilet
for the paper for the
apartment. apartment.
toilet paper mate buys toilet
for the paper for the
apartment. apartment.
Advice-givers, keep in mind that it’s more helpful to give advice in the future tense rather than the past tense.
“You could have done this” - Condescending, useless.
“If that happens again, you could do this” - Optimistic, actionable.
“You could have done this” - Condescending, useless.
“If that happens again, you could do this” - Optimistic, actionable.
December 21, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Advice-givers, keep in mind that it’s more helpful to give advice in the future tense rather than the past tense.
“You could have done this” - Condescending, useless.
“If that happens again, you could do this” - Optimistic, actionable.
“You could have done this” - Condescending, useless.
“If that happens again, you could do this” - Optimistic, actionable.
Have any white people considered utilizing cigarettes as a motif in their artwork? Might be a cool thing to mention in a poem or include in a photograph. Just spitballing.
December 14, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Have any white people considered utilizing cigarettes as a motif in their artwork? Might be a cool thing to mention in a poem or include in a photograph. Just spitballing.
There’s a stock sound effect of a squealing pig that appears over and over again in film and television. The Wilhelm Scream of pigs. The Wilbur Squeal, if you please.
December 14, 2024 at 12:18 AM
There’s a stock sound effect of a squealing pig that appears over and over again in film and television. The Wilhelm Scream of pigs. The Wilbur Squeal, if you please.
At the Rubik’s Cube World Record Competition, solving complex Beast Wars toys with a blindfold on, spine crumpling under the weight of gold medals.
December 6, 2024 at 9:43 AM
At the Rubik’s Cube World Record Competition, solving complex Beast Wars toys with a blindfold on, spine crumpling under the weight of gold medals.