Dr. John the Day Tripper
@bassandkitties.bsky.social
Carbon manipulator, string plucker, cat petter, and, by necessity, rebel scum.
Uh, say what now?
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Uh, say what now?
"Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
December 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
I gather two things from this:
1.) This whole f'in debacle was just to create a new dystopian advertising market
2.) Lizard people CONFIRMED
1.) This whole f'in debacle was just to create a new dystopian advertising market
2.) Lizard people CONFIRMED
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I gather two things from this:
1.) This whole f'in debacle was just to create a new dystopian advertising market
2.) Lizard people CONFIRMED
1.) This whole f'in debacle was just to create a new dystopian advertising market
2.) Lizard people CONFIRMED
I got the Dyson version of this (four cats 😅) and when I turn it on, the lights dim and anything that's not nailed to the floor is in grave danger. Hopefully this one is a little more forgiving lol
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I got the Dyson version of this (four cats 😅) and when I turn it on, the lights dim and anything that's not nailed to the floor is in grave danger. Hopefully this one is a little more forgiving lol
Not the Hat Man we need, but the Hat Man we deserve
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Not the Hat Man we need, but the Hat Man we deserve
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Yo, I remember these! Wow. Deep core memory unlocked. Feel old as hell tho 😂
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Yo, I remember these! Wow. Deep core memory unlocked. Feel old as hell tho 😂
Astoundingly apt picture for how dorky this whole affair was.
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Astoundingly apt picture for how dorky this whole affair was.
Dude that WILD!!!!
Also one of your best cuts yet 🔥
Also one of your best cuts yet 🔥
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Dude that WILD!!!!
Also one of your best cuts yet 🔥
Also one of your best cuts yet 🔥
Equally important - whomst among us earnestly believes more work meetings equals greater productivity?
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Equally important - whomst among us earnestly believes more work meetings equals greater productivity?
Consider my curiosity captured. Blackened catfish pho would slap. Or would it? Gonna have to find out
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Consider my curiosity captured. Blackened catfish pho would slap. Or would it? Gonna have to find out
That's white-people mac and cheese, ask me how I know.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
That's white-people mac and cheese, ask me how I know.
There will be worse monsters yet born of its demise.
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There will be worse monsters yet born of its demise.
Nothing to worry about. I'm certain NBC doesn't want to intentionally plunge themselves into the same financial disaster that hit Disney after they tried to drop Jimmy Kimmel.
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Nothing to worry about. I'm certain NBC doesn't want to intentionally plunge themselves into the same financial disaster that hit Disney after they tried to drop Jimmy Kimmel.
You gonna mention that they can't be released when there's active investigation, ie the one he not-so- coincidentally signed Bondi up for a few days ago?
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
You gonna mention that they can't be released when there's active investigation, ie the one he not-so- coincidentally signed Bondi up for a few days ago?
Whoa, look, Fetterman got something right.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Whoa, look, Fetterman got something right.
Astronaut meme: "always have been"
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Astronaut meme: "always have been"
Nothing says "art of the deal" like purposely breaking the system so you don't actually have to make a deal with anyone.
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Nothing says "art of the deal" like purposely breaking the system so you don't actually have to make a deal with anyone.
Not at all. He's rubbing his hands with glee for single-handedly bringing the Cuomo political dynasty to an end.
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Not at all. He's rubbing his hands with glee for single-handedly bringing the Cuomo political dynasty to an end.