Was it that "democrats were finally fighting back" or "democrats with platforms for fighting back won elections"? It's a key difference. Parties change when the candidates do.

My supportive aloof wife would prefer if I was more like Zohran, and it doesn't feel like an unreasonable position.

But that makes the Doof Warrior Kid Rock, and before this moment I'd never actually felt a character's rizz evaporate in realtime.

Tanks! Notoriously short on space, women tank crews would be optimal. Come to think of it, probably submarines and space travel too. Anywhere you need more hands than shoulder room. The weirdest part? None of those examples involve tractor tires in dire need of flipping.

The prank is that the night of Dec 24 I will permanently assemble a 7ft tall version of the ornament in his kitchen. We will all deny any knowledge of this.

He does not like having so much as his photo online and only tolerated it for work. He pays with checks. We all know such a man. I will take family photos and make a mesh. I will use it to 3D print an x-mas ornament that is very recognizably his head. I will say I used AI but this is not the prank.

BlueSky has the best fun police, though. Have you seen the other guys' fun police? Double yikes.

I'd wondered what to call the Vespa in my low budget Dukes of Hazard reboot.

In the article it looks like she's saying she wants more police funding
instead of the national guard because hiring more cops would ultimately be cheaper than the overtime going to the current DC police. This does not match the headline. She may just be saying what she must to get the NG out.

That's an interesting perspective but sounds kinda complicated - maybe it would help if he led by example and personally showed us all how that's supposed to work.

The wisdom is solid and he's not allowed to demand fun stuff from us before 6 in the morning. Before you judge too harshly, he's been petulantly shouting "How dare you!" for a few weeks. We are not British. We have a baby monitor. He is fine. He has plenty of books which he may, and can, read.

While I have occasionally described wiring, plumbing, and some notable tile work as "an affront to God and nature", I somehow never made the leap to running a crypto scam. 🤔

Tonight he said to his mother , "I vant to nuuuuurse," and she turned to me and said, "...yes, I heard it."