Kaitāia Friar
@basicbishop.bsky.social
He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Still not loving police.
Me. Applying for the role of a cockney hooker:
October 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Me. Applying for the role of a cockney hooker:
Hey I’ve got one of those and he just bought me this to throw
September 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hey I’ve got one of those and he just bought me this to throw
Da brain when u 11 beers and a soju deep:
July 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Da brain when u 11 beers and a soju deep:
-lights up a cig-
-pays $2 for a coke-
-thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-
-pays $2 for a coke-
-thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-
April 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
-lights up a cig-
-pays $2 for a coke-
-thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-
-pays $2 for a coke-
-thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-
Youse will like this, I had glimmer trying to pwn me
April 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Youse will like this, I had glimmer trying to pwn me
“Let them eat marmite sangas”
March 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
“Let them eat marmite sangas”
Bish’s best lil treats
3 options:
Pics Peanut Butter choc chip cookie slice
ANZAC slice 🫡
Super fudgey whittakers dark choc brownie
About 1kg (brownie a bit lighter).
$25 delivered (RD extra)
DMs open
3 options:
Pics Peanut Butter choc chip cookie slice
ANZAC slice 🫡
Super fudgey whittakers dark choc brownie
About 1kg (brownie a bit lighter).
$25 delivered (RD extra)
DMs open
March 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Bish’s best lil treats
3 options:
Pics Peanut Butter choc chip cookie slice
ANZAC slice 🫡
Super fudgey whittakers dark choc brownie
About 1kg (brownie a bit lighter).
$25 delivered (RD extra)
DMs open
3 options:
Pics Peanut Butter choc chip cookie slice
ANZAC slice 🫡
Super fudgey whittakers dark choc brownie
About 1kg (brownie a bit lighter).
$25 delivered (RD extra)
DMs open
When your 3 sojus deep and need to move quick before u pass out:
February 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When your 3 sojus deep and need to move quick before u pass out:
Da missus when I’m 3 sojus deep and forget how:
January 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Da missus when I’m 3 sojus deep and forget how:
Me 3 sojus deep trying to woo da missus:
January 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Me 3 sojus deep trying to woo da missus:
Man goons for power
January 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Man goons for power
The Bish is back. Got 215g of fat Jalapeños.
$20 delivered (RD extra). FIFS DMs open.
$20 delivered (RD extra). FIFS DMs open.
January 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The Bish is back. Got 215g of fat Jalapeños.
$20 delivered (RD extra). FIFS DMs open.
$20 delivered (RD extra). FIFS DMs open.
“You will be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
December 28, 2024 at 5:09 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
I COME FROM A LAND
December 20, 2024 at 6:17 AM
I COME FROM A LAND
U can take da patch but u can’t take da brotherhood
December 1, 2024 at 6:03 AM
U can take da patch but u can’t take da brotherhood
When da ssris are hitting but you determined
December 1, 2024 at 6:02 AM
When da ssris are hitting but you determined