Kaitāia Friar
@basicbishop.bsky.social
He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Still not loving police.
Some of those who work forces like the porn that’s with horses.
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Some of those who work forces like the porn that’s with horses.
Me. Applying for the role of a cockney hooker:
October 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Me. Applying for the role of a cockney hooker:
Waiting for the release of the Hotter & Wetter - Unrated Cut of Prime Minister before I watch it.
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Waiting for the release of the Hotter & Wetter - Unrated Cut of Prime Minister before I watch it.
For sale: $90k mayor Rolex. Never worn.
October 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
For sale: $90k mayor Rolex. Never worn.
Nobody ray chung tonight
October 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Nobody ray chung tonight
Da brain when u 11 beers and a soju deep:
July 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Da brain when u 11 beers and a soju deep:
Tanya when she found out the royal enquiry didn’t have the remit to hang Jacindo
Savages Bye GIF
ALT: Savages Bye GIF
media.tenor.com
June 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Tanya when she found out the royal enquiry didn’t have the remit to hang Jacindo
Banned from twitter for demanding the execution of 3 world leaders. Will not rawdog work.
a man with a beard and a hat says " entertain me " in front of a skull
ALT: a man with a beard and a hat says " entertain me " in front of a skull
media.tenor.com
June 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Banned from twitter for demanding the execution of 3 world leaders. Will not rawdog work.
lol they got da tick here?
April 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
lol they got da tick here?
Cooking wine and sugar free v. 3/5
April 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Cooking wine and sugar free v. 3/5
-lights up a cig-
-pays $2 for a coke-
-thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-
-pays $2 for a coke-
-thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-
April 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
-lights up a cig-
-pays $2 for a coke-
-thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-
-pays $2 for a coke-
-thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-
Youse will like this, I had glimmer trying to pwn me
April 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Youse will like this, I had glimmer trying to pwn me
“Let them eat marmite sangas”
March 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
“Let them eat marmite sangas”
Bish’s best lil treats
3 options:
Pics Peanut Butter choc chip cookie slice
ANZAC slice 🫡
Super fudgey whittakers dark choc brownie
About 1kg (brownie a bit lighter).
$25 delivered (RD extra)
DMs open
3 options:
Pics Peanut Butter choc chip cookie slice
ANZAC slice 🫡
Super fudgey whittakers dark choc brownie
About 1kg (brownie a bit lighter).
$25 delivered (RD extra)
DMs open
March 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Bish’s best lil treats
3 options:
Pics Peanut Butter choc chip cookie slice
ANZAC slice 🫡
Super fudgey whittakers dark choc brownie
About 1kg (brownie a bit lighter).
$25 delivered (RD extra)
DMs open
3 options:
Pics Peanut Butter choc chip cookie slice
ANZAC slice 🫡
Super fudgey whittakers dark choc brownie
About 1kg (brownie a bit lighter).
$25 delivered (RD extra)
DMs open
When your 3 sojus deep and need to move quick before u pass out:
February 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When your 3 sojus deep and need to move quick before u pass out:
Does anyone wanna buy a caravan?
January 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Does anyone wanna buy a caravan?
Me 3 sojus deep trying to woo da missus:
January 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Me 3 sojus deep trying to woo da missus: