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basicallydrake.bsky.social
@basicallydrake.bsky.social
Sad music enjoyer. Still trying to find myself.
How it started/how it's going
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Don't let Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged distract you from the fact that Donald Trump's Big Ugly Bill will drive up the cost of living for every day Americans concerned about their grocery bills or something.
August 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Man, imagine if MAGA saw the end of Conclave.
May 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
There's a non-zero chance Trump takes credit for the first American pope, right?
May 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just want to post a picture of my dog because my feed is 95% mental health poison
May 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Maybe just me but I would rather these clowns *actually do nothing* rather than write "strongly worded" letters and pretend that they are doing something productive.
Hickenlooper has sent the Trump administration a series of strongly worded letters. I asked him if that strategy is working. “I hate the letters,” he said. “But sometimes they’re all you can do.”
April 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
People wonder why younger voters want all of these do-nothing old heads to get primaried and bounced.
Schumer on the Democratic response to Trump's shakedown of Harvard: "We sent him a very strong letter just the other day asking eight very strong questions."
April 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Coincidentally, it's for the same reason I have no intention of firing Jerome Powell: I can't.
April 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I am on my knees begging, pleading with the universe to make the JD Vance trophy drop the start of a decades long national championship curse for The™ Ohio State University.
April 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Can't fully explain it but the fact that Pam Bondi's middle name is "Jo" just makes a lot of sense.
April 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
While I certainly believe in a person's road to rehabilitation and remorse, I can't exactly justify their reclamation of the platform that allowed them to cause that kind of harm.

This was a great read and one I needed to really put this new tour saga to bed.
April 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It's truly remarkable the speed in which Trumpers are going to go from "eggs are too expensive" to "actually a recession is a good thing."
The guy who campaigned on lowering prices on day one now says he hopes prices go up

Congrats, America www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
March 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I swear to christ – and I know every day it's seeming more and more like a distant reality – if the Democrats ever take back power and I hear the words "in the interest of healing and moving forward as a country" and I'm going to shit my pajamas.
March 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hey, @schatz.bsky.social, what the hell, man.
March 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's only Champagne Papi it if it's from the Champagne region of France otherwise it's Sparkling Canadian Wine Papi has anyone made this joke before if so I haven't seen it, damn let's go.
March 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I think if somebody asked me how much "Beat Bobby Flay" I've watched in the past year I would just simply be too embarrassed to answer.
February 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Deadliest aviation crash in 15 years but we can all feel confident that it's being overseen and investigated by the two departments headed up by the guy from Real World and Road Rules and the B-team guy from Fox and Friends.
January 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm not going to lie this picture has me shook.
January 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I truly, for the life of me, can't imagine having that much money and being this much of a loser.
When people tell you who they are, believe them

'Kekius Maximus'

Elon sees himself as a leader of the alt right.
December 31, 2024 at 3:10 PM
This whole reality isn't the least surprising, because half of America would have voted for Elon Musk if he were the GOP nominee anyway.

"He's a billionaire, he'll run the country like one of his businesses and get us back on track," they'd say.

You can almost hear it.
December 20, 2024 at 5:22 PM
We're just in for another four years of the Stupid Sopranos and it hasn't even started yet.
December 19, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I have whatever *less than zero sympathy* is for people who lost money buying crypto currency from the hawk tuah girl.
December 11, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Bro this man is actually having his mom call the hiring committee in charge of the job he's looking to land what a mickey mouse government they're piecing together sheeeeeeesh.
December 4, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 11:11 PM
November 26, 2024 at 5:25 AM