That creeping dread
@basharteg.bsky.social
An aging foolish man full of piss and vinegar. Also Tums and ibuprofen. #resist
Pinned
Stages of my current spiral:
1. Bought a drum set
2. Crying on way to work cause I miss drums
3. Argue with boss (He thinks Yes is better than Rush)
4. (Epic fill here)
5. Take up standup comedy
1. Bought a drum set
2. Crying on way to work cause I miss drums
3. Argue with boss (He thinks Yes is better than Rush)
4. (Epic fill here)
5. Take up standup comedy
Hope this email finds you well? Nah fuck that. I hope this email kills us both.
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hope this email finds you well? Nah fuck that. I hope this email kills us both.
The CEO of Bluesky is a cunt
October 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The CEO of Bluesky is a cunt
Fucking die already you fat fuck
October 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Fucking die already you fat fuck
The amount of people in my circle that jumped to defend Charlie Kirk is wild. It’s like a purge 2.0. It also tells me how secretly you guarded your CK love. Now why would someone hide that?
September 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The amount of people in my circle that jumped to defend Charlie Kirk is wild. It’s like a purge 2.0. It also tells me how secretly you guarded your CK love. Now why would someone hide that?
The longer this bloated child rapist stays in power the more likely I am to do a Luigi.
August 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The longer this bloated child rapist stays in power the more likely I am to do a Luigi.
I wish this fat fuck would just die already
August 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I wish this fat fuck would just die already
My manager is wearing the same shirt as yesterday. I don’t think he’s been home. Is he spiraling too? Could he actually be (gulp) human?
Nah. No. Of course not.
Nah. No. Of course not.
July 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My manager is wearing the same shirt as yesterday. I don’t think he’s been home. Is he spiraling too? Could he actually be (gulp) human?
Nah. No. Of course not.
Nah. No. Of course not.
Stages of my current spiral:
1. Bought a drum set
2. Crying on way to work cause I miss drums
3. Argue with boss (He thinks Yes is better than Rush)
4. (Epic fill here)
5. Take up standup comedy
1. Bought a drum set
2. Crying on way to work cause I miss drums
3. Argue with boss (He thinks Yes is better than Rush)
4. (Epic fill here)
5. Take up standup comedy
July 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Stages of my current spiral:
1. Bought a drum set
2. Crying on way to work cause I miss drums
3. Argue with boss (He thinks Yes is better than Rush)
4. (Epic fill here)
5. Take up standup comedy
1. Bought a drum set
2. Crying on way to work cause I miss drums
3. Argue with boss (He thinks Yes is better than Rush)
4. (Epic fill here)
5. Take up standup comedy
More people should follow me. This crash out is well underway and will only get spicier.
July 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
More people should follow me. This crash out is well underway and will only get spicier.
It’s not that my manager is a bad guy, it’s more like he’s an awful human being who should shit himself to death. That’s all.
July 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It’s not that my manager is a bad guy, it’s more like he’s an awful human being who should shit himself to death. That’s all.
Why am I just now realizing that I “quiet quit” 4 years ago?
July 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Why am I just now realizing that I “quiet quit” 4 years ago?
One like and I’ll scream “CUM SHOT!” in the office
July 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
One like and I’ll scream “CUM SHOT!” in the office
I fucked up at work and now I’m important. This somehow both sucks AND blows.
July 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I fucked up at work and now I’m important. This somehow both sucks AND blows.
I hope when I die I’m shown a slideshow of all the fire ass comments I’ve made across the internet
July 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I hope when I die I’m shown a slideshow of all the fire ass comments I’ve made across the internet
This fuckers still alive. Manifest harder guys!!
July 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This fuckers still alive. Manifest harder guys!!
You’ve tried Peacock streaming service. Now get ready for the future of television: PoopCunt
July 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
You’ve tried Peacock streaming service. Now get ready for the future of television: PoopCunt
I want to know what billionaire tastes like
June 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I want to know what billionaire tastes like
Three years ago, on a smoke break, I got a call from a nurse at the ENT I was seeing. She inadvertently let slip that I indeed had cancer in my throat. I heard nothing else that she said. I hung up, Looked at the cigarette in my hand, and cried harder and longer than I ever had before.
May 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Three years ago, on a smoke break, I got a call from a nurse at the ENT I was seeing. She inadvertently let slip that I indeed had cancer in my throat. I heard nothing else that she said. I hung up, Looked at the cigarette in my hand, and cried harder and longer than I ever had before.
One like and I’ll get naked and run off into the woods behind my workplace 🙏🏻
May 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
One like and I’ll get naked and run off into the woods behind my workplace 🙏🏻
Nation instantly becomes erect for some reason
Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation
Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation
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April 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Nation instantly becomes erect for some reason
44 years old and I have poison ivy. The things I do for my kids I swear. Does anyone have a human sized piece of 80 grit sandpaper I could roll around on?
April 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
44 years old and I have poison ivy. The things I do for my kids I swear. Does anyone have a human sized piece of 80 grit sandpaper I could roll around on?
I must’ve eaten about $1300 USD worth of deviled eggs yesterday. Some regrets.
April 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I must’ve eaten about $1300 USD worth of deviled eggs yesterday. Some regrets.
Getting paid more at a job has never once made the caring come back. Once it’s gone, it’s gone for good.
April 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Getting paid more at a job has never once made the caring come back. Once it’s gone, it’s gone for good.
Reposted by That creeping dread
Oh. Didn’t realize I was doing soul crushing nostalgia now. wtf is happening to me? Is this normal? Am I crisising?
April 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oh. Didn’t realize I was doing soul crushing nostalgia now. wtf is happening to me? Is this normal? Am I crisising?