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jenny
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elon university alum; writer @ lighthouse hockey
i was skimming it a couple of days ago (didn't see this ad specifically) and was mostly just fascinated by the need for there to be a full page ad on every other page...why even print this junk?
Hello everyone

just a PSA for those who have the 2025-26 year book

You see this page right here? Rip it off or cover it up.

This garbage absolutely has ZERO place in the game of hockey, nor anywhere.

Hockey is for everyone, not fascists.
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
it really just fascinates me that while it is undeniably a hit and should then *at least* be a Coworker Movie, i've never ever had a coworker answer that their weekend plans included seeing an avatar movie in theaters and i don't expect that to change on movie 3
it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
time to tie this thing
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
now that’s just ridiculous lol
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
drouin just can’t buy a damn goal
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
with palmieri out, it would be really nice to see either maggio or jeffries. they’re either gonna have what it takes or not at this point and it would be nice to know rather than seeing gatcomb again
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
really hard to get mad at this team coming back from down 3-0 to pick up a point and largely without palmieri
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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MORE HISTORY FOR MATTHEW SCHAEFER 🔥
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
thank god for matthew schaefer
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I cannot stop laughing at this
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
sippin on that bartini
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
we are so back
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
it wouldn’t surprise me that they turned to ai, i know they were having trouble filling night shift editor spots (probably in part because they won’t let you work remote, the job is on the east coast, and you were expected to be there until like 4am)
We have a new one
A highlight pack that STARTS with the OT winner
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
jesus that’s a joke, palmieri was pushed
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Today is a day that Matthew Schaefer holds close to his heart. 💜

It is the /NYIslanders' #HockeyFightsCancer game, and it is Jennifer Schaefer's birthday.

(📸: IG/matthew.schaefer48)
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Today the #Isles are showing their support of children battling cancer by walking in with patients from Northwell Health’s Cohen Children’s and other local organizations.
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Gearing up 💜
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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me waking up and opening this app
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
are the islanders... good?
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
fight night™️ mention
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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@barzalline.bsky.social I told you. Sneaky :P
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM