Baruch Porras Hernandez
@baruchporras.bsky.social
Writer Standup Comedian Illustrator Actor
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hey folks! Now you can support my artistic adventures by becoming a member of my PATREON! Support my writing, poetry, stand-up, comedy, and illustration work! I’ve never had rich parents, a safety net, or a rich spouse help me keep going by signing up today! www.patreon.com/cw/BaruchPor...
Baruch Porras Hernandez | Patreon
Poetry, Comedy, Illustrations, Performance, Short Stories, Novel
www.patreon.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hey folks! Now you can support my artistic adventures by becoming a member of my PATREON! Support my writing, poetry, stand-up, comedy, and illustration work! I’ve never had rich parents, a safety net, or a rich spouse help me keep going by signing up today! www.patreon.com/cw/BaruchPor...
Oooh look!
This Saturday Night 7pm at Beaux in the Castro join us for Castro Comedy Cabaret with headliner Baruch Porras Hernandez @baruchporras.bsky.social
Join us for a night of Comedy, drag and music! Pay what you can and VIP tickets available at www.teamwonderdave.com/ccc
Join us for a night of Comedy, drag and music! Pay what you can and VIP tickets available at www.teamwonderdave.com/ccc
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Oooh look!
See me here this Saturday!
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
See me here this Saturday!
Im ready for the show!
July 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Im ready for the show!
Me reading poetry at @foglifterpress.bsky.social !
July 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Me reading poetry at @foglifterpress.bsky.social !
I still have a heart in this hellscape of a shitstorm, for example I still love hipster coffee joints, putting berries in my oatmeal, finding cute gay plants, and making pizza
March 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I still have a heart in this hellscape of a shitstorm, for example I still love hipster coffee joints, putting berries in my oatmeal, finding cute gay plants, and making pizza
Getting high with ur bestie and having silly conversations about surviving dictatorships
March 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Getting high with ur bestie and having silly conversations about surviving dictatorships
I used voice to text to write: “am a lump. I am a lump.
I am a lump, and I cannot move.”
Because I couldn’t move
But the voice to text auto corrected into
“I am alone. I am alone.
I’m alone
and I cannot move.”
Which was also true
I am a lump, and I cannot move.”
Because I couldn’t move
But the voice to text auto corrected into
“I am alone. I am alone.
I’m alone
and I cannot move.”
Which was also true
February 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I used voice to text to write: “am a lump. I am a lump.
I am a lump, and I cannot move.”
Because I couldn’t move
But the voice to text auto corrected into
“I am alone. I am alone.
I’m alone
and I cannot move.”
Which was also true
I am a lump, and I cannot move.”
Because I couldn’t move
But the voice to text auto corrected into
“I am alone. I am alone.
I’m alone
and I cannot move.”
Which was also true
Me during the show, waiting to go on
February 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Me during the show, waiting to go on
Me before the show
February 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Me before the show
Waiting for my burrito after the show, like a fancy bitch
February 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Waiting for my burrito after the show, like a fancy bitch
I’ve never done this before in my life… I walked to the convenience commando. I get my thrills where I can, and when I can, I enjoy them.
February 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I’ve never done this before in my life… I walked to the convenience commando. I get my thrills where I can, and when I can, I enjoy them.
Reposted by Baruch Porras Hernandez
Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺
Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾
Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺
Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾
Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾
Hi whats up blueskies?
February 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hi whats up blueskies?
Reposted by Baruch Porras Hernandez
Californians who think trump's worst won't reach us, I have bad news for us all.
Video recorded by Ernesto Campos, a United States citizen, shows federal immigration agents detaining him after slashing his tires.
www.kget.com/news/local-n...
www.kget.com/news/local-n...
WATCH: Bakersfield resident captures confrontation with Border Patrol agent
Campos was detained for about four hours and then was released when his citizenship was confirmed. He says he’s still coping with the situation and only half of his employees showed up to wor…
www.kget.com
January 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Californians who think trump's worst won't reach us, I have bad news for us all.
Hi, if you like stand-up comedy, please come to my show! It’s tonight at the last church! Part of SFSKETCHFEST!
January 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hi, if you like stand-up comedy, please come to my show! It’s tonight at the last church! Part of SFSKETCHFEST!
Them: getting out of bed?
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
December 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Them: getting out of bed?
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
Is this allowed? Can we share insta reels on here? Or no? I am New. I don’t know the rules and I’m too lazy to Google anything!
December 16, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Is this allowed? Can we share insta reels on here? Or no? I am New. I don’t know the rules and I’m too lazy to Google anything!
Hola
Just got the beard trimmed
Just got the beard trimmed
December 15, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Hola
Just got the beard trimmed
Just got the beard trimmed
