Bartholomew the Rhino
@bartytherhino.bsky.social
18+ but SFW. I'm a level 33 big red rhino who loves giving big rhino squeeze hugs! Taken. Feel free to message me anytime! I'll be stomping around. Located in the PNW! ❤️🦏
I mean, roos are too cute. How can you stay mad at a roo when they do something like this?
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I mean, roos are too cute. How can you stay mad at a roo when they do something like this?
*7 minutes later*
... I lost? How the heck did I lose THAT fast? I was in the lead by like 5 pieces, and I had you in check like 7 times! Nooooooo!
#fursuitfriday
... I lost? How the heck did I lose THAT fast? I was in the lead by like 5 pieces, and I had you in check like 7 times! Nooooooo!
#fursuitfriday
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
*7 minutes later*
... I lost? How the heck did I lose THAT fast? I was in the lead by like 5 pieces, and I had you in check like 7 times! Nooooooo!
#fursuitfriday
... I lost? How the heck did I lose THAT fast? I was in the lead by like 5 pieces, and I had you in check like 7 times! Nooooooo!
#fursuitfriday
I challenged my giant green triceratops plushie friend, Boulder, to a game of chess. May the best horned creature win! I shall be victorious tonight!
#fursuitfriday
#fursuitfriday
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I challenged my giant green triceratops plushie friend, Boulder, to a game of chess. May the best horned creature win! I shall be victorious tonight!
#fursuitfriday
#fursuitfriday
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Behold, a red rhino!
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Behold, a red rhino!
We start off wobbling and then make rhino noises, and then mud baths. And then maybe snuggles and cuddles and a nap.
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
We start off wobbling and then make rhino noises, and then mud baths. And then maybe snuggles and cuddles and a nap.
It is so irresistibly difficult to not start singing Jolene by Dolly Parton, every time that I've played this card for commander games in magic the gathering.
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It is so irresistibly difficult to not start singing Jolene by Dolly Parton, every time that I've played this card for commander games in magic the gathering.
Happy birthday to my partner and soulmate, @snugzthegator.bsky.social
I'm glad I got to spend the day with you, and may you have many many more birthdays. Te amo mi caiman 🐊♥️🦏
I'm glad I got to spend the day with you, and may you have many many more birthdays. Te amo mi caiman 🐊♥️🦏
October 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Happy birthday to my partner and soulmate, @snugzthegator.bsky.social
I'm glad I got to spend the day with you, and may you have many many more birthdays. Te amo mi caiman 🐊♥️🦏
I'm glad I got to spend the day with you, and may you have many many more birthdays. Te amo mi caiman 🐊♥️🦏
It's officially spooky season! I've got my pumpkin all ready, and I can pop out of it to jump scare with surprise hugs!
This art was done by a friend of mine.
This art was done by a friend of mine.
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's officially spooky season! I've got my pumpkin all ready, and I can pop out of it to jump scare with surprise hugs!
This art was done by a friend of mine.
This art was done by a friend of mine.
Have a rhino!
September 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Have a rhino!
Spread the word, rhinos are awesome!
September 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Spread the word, rhinos are awesome!
Today, September 22nd, is world rhino day! I'd like to take this opportunity to give some cool rhinoceros facts for everyone. Being a rhinoceros myself, I'm happy that I generally get to talk about this.
This thread will have 8 cool rhino facts attached. Let's get into it!
#worldrhinoday
This thread will have 8 cool rhino facts attached. Let's get into it!
#worldrhinoday
September 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Today, September 22nd, is world rhino day! I'd like to take this opportunity to give some cool rhinoceros facts for everyone. Being a rhinoceros myself, I'm happy that I generally get to talk about this.
This thread will have 8 cool rhino facts attached. Let's get into it!
#worldrhinoday
This thread will have 8 cool rhino facts attached. Let's get into it!
#worldrhinoday
I see your NY style pizza, and I raise you some calzones that my partner and I had for a dinner date tonight.
September 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I see your NY style pizza, and I raise you some calzones that my partner and I had for a dinner date tonight.
Good morning/afternoon/evening.
September 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Good morning/afternoon/evening.
I was digging through my saved photos in my phone, and I can't believe I found this. I drew this in January 2025 for Anthro Northwest. What a crazy old relic of a find!
Now, when I say I can't draw to save my horns, I generally mean I can't draw.
Now, when I say I can't draw to save my horns, I generally mean I can't draw.
September 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I was digging through my saved photos in my phone, and I can't believe I found this. I drew this in January 2025 for Anthro Northwest. What a crazy old relic of a find!
Now, when I say I can't draw to save my horns, I generally mean I can't draw.
Now, when I say I can't draw to save my horns, I generally mean I can't draw.
I remember getting this commission from an artist back when Twitter was around. I told myself that eventually, I'd post my old commissioned art that I received from everyone. I still plan on doing this.
Full credit to the artist, and if I find a bsky account for them, I'll add them into the reply.
Full credit to the artist, and if I find a bsky account for them, I'll add them into the reply.
September 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I remember getting this commission from an artist back when Twitter was around. I told myself that eventually, I'd post my old commissioned art that I received from everyone. I still plan on doing this.
Full credit to the artist, and if I find a bsky account for them, I'll add them into the reply.
Full credit to the artist, and if I find a bsky account for them, I'll add them into the reply.
Alt-text included in this picture! Forgot to add it. My apologies.
September 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Alt-text included in this picture! Forgot to add it. My apologies.
To all the Australian furs and people out there: my partner @snugzthegator.bsky.social and I officially tried fairy bread for the first time today. It's actually not bad. Question though: Is it supposed to be for breakfast or dessert? Or neither? I generally don't know, but it was yummy.
September 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
To all the Australian furs and people out there: my partner @snugzthegator.bsky.social and I officially tried fairy bread for the first time today. It's actually not bad. Question though: Is it supposed to be for breakfast or dessert? Or neither? I generally don't know, but it was yummy.
I would be ever so honored!
August 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I would be ever so honored!
Dr pepper is definitely in my top 3 soda pops, but I'll take a mountain dew code red, any day.
August 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Dr pepper is definitely in my top 3 soda pops, but I'll take a mountain dew code red, any day.
It's officially fursuit friday! I've got big things to do today. Time to stomp around and get stuff done! ❤️🦏
#fursuitfriday
#fursuitfriday
July 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It's officially fursuit friday! I've got big things to do today. Time to stomp around and get stuff done! ❤️🦏
#fursuitfriday
#fursuitfriday
Wait, there's TWO of us now? Who are you? And where did you come from? How do I know you're not a faker, or if I'm the fake one around here? *confused rhino noises*
July 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Wait, there's TWO of us now? Who are you? And where did you come from? How do I know you're not a faker, or if I'm the fake one around here? *confused rhino noises*
Hey #anthrocon #anthrocon2025 ... we're gonna need to talk about this fucker. That includes you too, Kage. I want to know why this fucker got through.
July 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Hey #anthrocon #anthrocon2025 ... we're gonna need to talk about this fucker. That includes you too, Kage. I want to know why this fucker got through.
I wasn't kidding about going to get Wendy's nuggets, by the way.
July 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I wasn't kidding about going to get Wendy's nuggets, by the way.
I found a watermelon!
June 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I found a watermelon!