Bartholomew the Rhino
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Bartholomew the Rhino
@bartytherhino.bsky.social
18+ but SFW. I'm a level 33 big red rhino who loves giving big rhino squeeze hugs! Taken. Feel free to message me anytime! I'll be stomping around. Located in the PNW! ❤️🦏
I mean, roos are too cute. How can you stay mad at a roo when they do something like this?
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
*7 minutes later*

... I lost? How the heck did I lose THAT fast? I was in the lead by like 5 pieces, and I had you in check like 7 times! Nooooooo!
#fursuitfriday
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I challenged my giant green triceratops plushie friend, Boulder, to a game of chess. May the best horned creature win! I shall be victorious tonight!
#fursuitfriday
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
@renegadekangaroo.bsky.social

I found something for you!
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Behold, a red rhino!
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
We start off wobbling and then make rhino noises, and then mud baths. And then maybe snuggles and cuddles and a nap.
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It is so irresistibly difficult to not start singing Jolene by Dolly Parton, every time that I've played this card for commander games in magic the gathering.
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Happy birthday to my partner and soulmate, @snugzthegator.bsky.social

I'm glad I got to spend the day with you, and may you have many many more birthdays. Te amo mi caiman 🐊♥️🦏
October 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
It's officially spooky season! I've got my pumpkin all ready, and I can pop out of it to jump scare with surprise hugs!

This art was done by a friend of mine.
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Have a rhino!
September 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Spread the word, rhinos are awesome!
September 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Today, September 22nd, is world rhino day! I'd like to take this opportunity to give some cool rhinoceros facts for everyone. Being a rhinoceros myself, I'm happy that I generally get to talk about this.

This thread will have 8 cool rhino facts attached. Let's get into it!

#worldrhinoday
September 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I see your NY style pizza, and I raise you some calzones that my partner and I had for a dinner date tonight.
September 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Good morning/afternoon/evening.
September 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I was digging through my saved photos in my phone, and I can't believe I found this. I drew this in January 2025 for Anthro Northwest. What a crazy old relic of a find!

Now, when I say I can't draw to save my horns, I generally mean I can't draw.
September 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I remember getting this commission from an artist back when Twitter was around. I told myself that eventually, I'd post my old commissioned art that I received from everyone. I still plan on doing this.

Full credit to the artist, and if I find a bsky account for them, I'll add them into the reply.
September 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Alt-text included in this picture! Forgot to add it. My apologies.
September 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
To all the Australian furs and people out there: my partner @snugzthegator.bsky.social and I officially tried fairy bread for the first time today. It's actually not bad. Question though: Is it supposed to be for breakfast or dessert? Or neither? I generally don't know, but it was yummy.
September 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I would be ever so honored!
August 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Dr pepper is definitely in my top 3 soda pops, but I'll take a mountain dew code red, any day.
August 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It's officially fursuit friday! I've got big things to do today. Time to stomp around and get stuff done! ❤️🦏

#fursuitfriday
July 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wait, there's TWO of us now? Who are you? And where did you come from? How do I know you're not a faker, or if I'm the fake one around here? *confused rhino noises*
July 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hey #anthrocon #anthrocon2025 ... we're gonna need to talk about this fucker. That includes you too, Kage. I want to know why this fucker got through.
July 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I wasn't kidding about going to get Wendy's nuggets, by the way.
July 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I found a watermelon!
June 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM