Bartholomew the Rhino
@bartytherhino.bsky.social
18+ but SFW. I'm a level 33 big red rhino who loves giving big rhino squeeze hugs! Taken. Feel free to message me anytime! I'll be stomping around. Located in the PNW! ❤️🦏
*7 minutes later*
... I lost? How the heck did I lose THAT fast? I was in the lead by like 5 pieces, and I had you in check like 7 times! Nooooooo!
#fursuitfriday
... I lost? How the heck did I lose THAT fast? I was in the lead by like 5 pieces, and I had you in check like 7 times! Nooooooo!
#fursuitfriday
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
*7 minutes later*
... I lost? How the heck did I lose THAT fast? I was in the lead by like 5 pieces, and I had you in check like 7 times! Nooooooo!
#fursuitfriday
... I lost? How the heck did I lose THAT fast? I was in the lead by like 5 pieces, and I had you in check like 7 times! Nooooooo!
#fursuitfriday
I challenged my giant green triceratops plushie friend, Boulder, to a game of chess. May the best horned creature win! I shall be victorious tonight!
#fursuitfriday
#fursuitfriday
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I challenged my giant green triceratops plushie friend, Boulder, to a game of chess. May the best horned creature win! I shall be victorious tonight!
#fursuitfriday
#fursuitfriday
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It is so irresistibly difficult to not start singing Jolene by Dolly Parton, every time that I've played this card for commander games in magic the gathering.
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It is so irresistibly difficult to not start singing Jolene by Dolly Parton, every time that I've played this card for commander games in magic the gathering.
Happy birthday to my partner and soulmate, @snugzthegator.bsky.social
I'm glad I got to spend the day with you, and may you have many many more birthdays. Te amo mi caiman 🐊♥️🦏
I'm glad I got to spend the day with you, and may you have many many more birthdays. Te amo mi caiman 🐊♥️🦏
October 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Happy birthday to my partner and soulmate, @snugzthegator.bsky.social
I'm glad I got to spend the day with you, and may you have many many more birthdays. Te amo mi caiman 🐊♥️🦏
I'm glad I got to spend the day with you, and may you have many many more birthdays. Te amo mi caiman 🐊♥️🦏
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HEY!!! I wanna get Jurassic World Evolution 3 so I'm gonna open like 2 or 3 slots, depending on how much I get! :3
October 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
HEY!!! I wanna get Jurassic World Evolution 3 so I'm gonna open like 2 or 3 slots, depending on how much I get! :3
It's officially spooky season! I've got my pumpkin all ready, and I can pop out of it to jump scare with surprise hugs!
This art was done by a friend of mine.
This art was done by a friend of mine.
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's officially spooky season! I've got my pumpkin all ready, and I can pop out of it to jump scare with surprise hugs!
This art was done by a friend of mine.
This art was done by a friend of mine.
Today, September 22nd, is world rhino day! I'd like to take this opportunity to give some cool rhinoceros facts for everyone. Being a rhinoceros myself, I'm happy that I generally get to talk about this.
This thread will have 8 cool rhino facts attached. Let's get into it!
#worldrhinoday
This thread will have 8 cool rhino facts attached. Let's get into it!
#worldrhinoday
September 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Today, September 22nd, is world rhino day! I'd like to take this opportunity to give some cool rhinoceros facts for everyone. Being a rhinoceros myself, I'm happy that I generally get to talk about this.
This thread will have 8 cool rhino facts attached. Let's get into it!
#worldrhinoday
This thread will have 8 cool rhino facts attached. Let's get into it!
#worldrhinoday
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September 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Oh, hey.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Woke up to quite the update on this. I had been in contact with Payment Cloud about getting their service and they waited until now to hit me with the image below. Again, stringing me along instead of being upfront. They had seen my website multiple times before this.
September 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Oh, hey.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
I was digging through my saved photos in my phone, and I can't believe I found this. I drew this in January 2025 for Anthro Northwest. What a crazy old relic of a find!
Now, when I say I can't draw to save my horns, I generally mean I can't draw.
Now, when I say I can't draw to save my horns, I generally mean I can't draw.
September 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I was digging through my saved photos in my phone, and I can't believe I found this. I drew this in January 2025 for Anthro Northwest. What a crazy old relic of a find!
Now, when I say I can't draw to save my horns, I generally mean I can't draw.
Now, when I say I can't draw to save my horns, I generally mean I can't draw.
Shame on those who didn't clean up after themselves. It is not difficult whatsoever to clean up, especially after something like this. That's just disgusting and irresponsible behavior altogether. I hope this will not turn into a situation where one or more people ruin it for everyone in the future.
Every morning, there's a lady from the hotel going around taking photos of the carnage we leave behind. I wonder whether this will have any consequences...
September 9, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Shame on those who didn't clean up after themselves. It is not difficult whatsoever to clean up, especially after something like this. That's just disgusting and irresponsible behavior altogether. I hope this will not turn into a situation where one or more people ruin it for everyone in the future.
I remember getting this commission from an artist back when Twitter was around. I told myself that eventually, I'd post my old commissioned art that I received from everyone. I still plan on doing this.
Full credit to the artist, and if I find a bsky account for them, I'll add them into the reply.
Full credit to the artist, and if I find a bsky account for them, I'll add them into the reply.
September 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I remember getting this commission from an artist back when Twitter was around. I told myself that eventually, I'd post my old commissioned art that I received from everyone. I still plan on doing this.
Full credit to the artist, and if I find a bsky account for them, I'll add them into the reply.
Full credit to the artist, and if I find a bsky account for them, I'll add them into the reply.
To all the Australian furs and people out there: my partner @snugzthegator.bsky.social and I officially tried fairy bread for the first time today. It's actually not bad. Question though: Is it supposed to be for breakfast or dessert? Or neither? I generally don't know, but it was yummy.
September 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
To all the Australian furs and people out there: my partner @snugzthegator.bsky.social and I officially tried fairy bread for the first time today. It's actually not bad. Question though: Is it supposed to be for breakfast or dessert? Or neither? I generally don't know, but it was yummy.
It's officially fursuit friday! I've got big things to do today. Time to stomp around and get stuff done! ❤️🦏
#fursuitfriday
#fursuitfriday
July 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It's officially fursuit friday! I've got big things to do today. Time to stomp around and get stuff done! ❤️🦏
#fursuitfriday
#fursuitfriday
Wait, there's TWO of us now? Who are you? And where did you come from? How do I know you're not a faker, or if I'm the fake one around here? *confused rhino noises*
July 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Wait, there's TWO of us now? Who are you? And where did you come from? How do I know you're not a faker, or if I'm the fake one around here? *confused rhino noises*
I have to be honest: the fact that it took until this year for you guys to say that that person is no longer allowed membership at AC now or in the future, makes me honestly believe that you all didn't care until multiple other furs pointed it out.
Please see the following statement regarding an individual that was seen in this year's Fursuit Parade. Anthrocon strives to be a positive and supportive member of our furry community, and we we want our attendees to know that we hear them and take their concerns seriously.
July 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I have to be honest: the fact that it took until this year for you guys to say that that person is no longer allowed membership at AC now or in the future, makes me honestly believe that you all didn't care until multiple other furs pointed it out.
Hey #anthrocon #anthrocon2025 ... we're gonna need to talk about this fucker. That includes you too, Kage. I want to know why this fucker got through.
July 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Hey #anthrocon #anthrocon2025 ... we're gonna need to talk about this fucker. That includes you too, Kage. I want to know why this fucker got through.
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Cruisader cat was in the #Anthrocon fursuit parade
They won't allow poodlers but they'll allow nazis??
Anthrocon is officially a nazi convention (if your con allows nazis, it's a nazi con)
#Anthrocon2025
They won't allow poodlers but they'll allow nazis??
Anthrocon is officially a nazi convention (if your con allows nazis, it's a nazi con)
#Anthrocon2025
July 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Cruisader cat was in the #Anthrocon fursuit parade
They won't allow poodlers but they'll allow nazis??
Anthrocon is officially a nazi convention (if your con allows nazis, it's a nazi con)
#Anthrocon2025
They won't allow poodlers but they'll allow nazis??
Anthrocon is officially a nazi convention (if your con allows nazis, it's a nazi con)
#Anthrocon2025
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For those who don't know why Crusadercat needs to be banned from public life in general—aside from that heinous haircut—he's an avowed nazi, distributed chick-tract style religious propaganda at events, and made a YouTube video where he talked about fucking his family's pet cats.
July 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
For those who don't know why Crusadercat needs to be banned from public life in general—aside from that heinous haircut—he's an avowed nazi, distributed chick-tract style religious propaganda at events, and made a YouTube video where he talked about fucking his family's pet cats.
I wasn't kidding about going to get Wendy's nuggets, by the way.
July 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I wasn't kidding about going to get Wendy's nuggets, by the way.
- sees nuggets are trending on blue sky.
- immediately thinks it's Wendy's 50 nuggets coming back.
- disappointed rhino noises when it's the nuggets basketball team related stuff.
- goes and gets Wendy's nuggets because they're delicious.
- immediately thinks it's Wendy's 50 nuggets coming back.
- disappointed rhino noises when it's the nuggets basketball team related stuff.
- goes and gets Wendy's nuggets because they're delicious.
July 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
- sees nuggets are trending on blue sky.
- immediately thinks it's Wendy's 50 nuggets coming back.
- disappointed rhino noises when it's the nuggets basketball team related stuff.
- goes and gets Wendy's nuggets because they're delicious.
- immediately thinks it's Wendy's 50 nuggets coming back.
- disappointed rhino noises when it's the nuggets basketball team related stuff.
- goes and gets Wendy's nuggets because they're delicious.
I found a watermelon!
June 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I found a watermelon!