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Bartek Wołek
@bartosh.bsky.social
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ILlegal aid attorney
a quiet poster (skill deficit)
sorry in advance for my overuse of simpsons
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sad squidward (usa flag) looking enviously at spongebob (brazil flag) and patrick (brazil flag) having fun outside
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Dr. Nick from the simpsons recoiling in disgust
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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This is the 704 Outdoor Faceoff and also how I discovered South Carolina's phenomenal hockey team logo
Truist field | uptown Charlotte 704 outdoor faceoff graphic of the schedule of hockey games COCK HOCKEY 2001 (red and white circular logo featuring a fierce gamecock, red silhouette of state of South Carolina with 2 crossed hockey sticks layed over it, placed on the left and right edges of the logo)
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Jessica Lange's character in American Horror Story: there's not going to be a $2000 tariff dividend check you stupid slut
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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no mother, it's just
the northern lights (photo of aurora borealis green lights with darker red higher above a rural field in western Illinois)
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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q: what did the dems get out of the deal

a:
simpsons frame of homer skiing, picturing flanders' ass "nothing at all nothing at all (yelps)"
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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"Dems fell for it again" in Zohran Mamdani campaign font style
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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simpsons frame showing a crop field glowing bright green from plutonium caption: well Marge, have you ever seen a court glow like that?
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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don't tread on me flag with a subway sandwich instead of a snake
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Neil Patrick Harris in Starship Troopers saying "it's afraid" while placing his right hand on an alien brain bug caught in a net
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Sheriff Weems making 2 completely contradictory statements within a couple breaths
Again, we noted, "So it's clear that he's not talking about Perry County High School." "We knew,” the sheriff said. “The public did not know." "Because here's the thing: whenever you're dealing with something like this and you've got multiple people that is now scared to send their kids to school, we tried to take a different approach and go and speak to this guy and say, ‘Hey, look, this is what you're doing.’"
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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santa clause from the claymation movie "the year without a santa clause"
October 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Congratulations St. Louis, you no longer have the worst pizza style in the country
Ohio Valley-style pizza Article Talk Language Download PDF Watch Edit Ohio Valley–style pizza is a pizza made with cold toppings sprinkled over a square crust that has been covered with a savory[1][2] or sweet tomato sauce. It originated in Steubenville, Ohio, United States, and is served in parts of Ohio, Pennsylvania and West Virginia, mostly in and near the Ohio Valley region of those states. Ohio Valley–style pizza Two slices of Ohio Valley style pizza from DiCarlo's pizza in Pennsylvania It's a photo of a lunchable peoperoni pizza
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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seeing all the mariners fans on my feed
forrest macneil (andy daly) from "review" there all is aching
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Bart from Simpsons: COOL. No Kings protests BROKE HIS BRAIN
October 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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French thief François Toulour (played by Vincent Cassel) from Oceans 12 and Oceans 13 movies. he's wearing a white suit jacket, with a black and white striped tie while grinning towards the camera
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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dead body scene from Boyz N the Hood
October 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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absolutely insane camera work in that movie

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Johnny Jordan, cameraman dangling from a helicopter rig during filming of On Her Majesty's Secret Service caption: The late Johnny Jordan, BSC — a "daredevil" cameraman in the most literal sense of the term — dangles from weird-looking helicopter rig of his own design, which he used for close "follow shots" of furious ski and bobsled action down and around the mountain. A strict perfectionist, he accounted for some of the most spectacular footage in this action-packed 007 film adventure.
October 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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as we head to the 15th inning
homer simpson: OH, WILL THIS HORRIBLE GAME NEVER END?
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Count von Count from Sesame Street with a purple 14
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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sure, why not
@justin_klugh: JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 13th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes
October 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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there's enough actual evil taking place without resorting to fake AI generated vids
screenshot from quote posted video showing a reporter with both arms behind her back while her third arm holds her microphone
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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white house sex offender map a la "not like us"
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM