Adam B.
@barteknology.bsky.social
Rabbits, Trains, Sicko College Football.
I just heard all Sbarros in NYC were converted to The Halal Guys
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I just heard all Sbarros in NYC were converted to The Halal Guys
Remote work is killing the foosball table industry, I cry out as I try to find any reason to force people back into the office.
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Remote work is killing the foosball table industry, I cry out as I try to find any reason to force people back into the office.
TV play by play announcers getting a bit too comfortable using the word "squirt" when the ball pops out.
October 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
TV play by play announcers getting a bit too comfortable using the word "squirt" when the ball pops out.
Getting first place in Learned League
September 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Getting first place in Learned League
Not sure why people are just now calling Cracker Barrel woke. They've been pegging for years!!
August 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Not sure why people are just now calling Cracker Barrel woke. They've been pegging for years!!
Reposted by Adam B.
Bonus photo of a TCU kid smoking his first hookah, and that photo making it into the yearbook.
July 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bonus photo of a TCU kid smoking his first hookah, and that photo making it into the yearbook.
Insufferably saying that the rain today is God crying due to the state of America and I've yet to get a solid comeback from those who would otherwise disagree!
July 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Insufferably saying that the rain today is God crying due to the state of America and I've yet to get a solid comeback from those who would otherwise disagree!
Reposted by Adam B.
Im probably gonna get in trouble for doing this,but Im gonna do it anyways
I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT!
Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me
I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT!
Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me
June 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Im probably gonna get in trouble for doing this,but Im gonna do it anyways
I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT!
Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me
I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT!
Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me
Jealous of people who at this point have only seen one or two cybertrucks in the wild. They are almost a weekly occurrence here in DFW, like a localized tumor that has been allowed to safely metastisize. The novelty is gone now.
May 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Jealous of people who at this point have only seen one or two cybertrucks in the wild. They are almost a weekly occurrence here in DFW, like a localized tumor that has been allowed to safely metastisize. The novelty is gone now.
In airports more for work this year, and all I can say is God Bless Pat Metheny and his Jazz Fusion vibes to experience liminal spaces in.
March 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
In airports more for work this year, and all I can say is God Bless Pat Metheny and his Jazz Fusion vibes to experience liminal spaces in.
Texans love the San Antonio Riverwalk because it's the closest thing the Texan mind can recognize as walkable infrastructure
February 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Texans love the San Antonio Riverwalk because it's the closest thing the Texan mind can recognize as walkable infrastructure
Silence (2016)
January 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Silence (2016)
Vibes today in the office:
January 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Vibes today in the office:
Overall, a more reserved Pop Tart sacrifice than last year. I think the players understand the power they now possess, and treat it with the solemnity it properly deserves.
December 29, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Overall, a more reserved Pop Tart sacrifice than last year. I think the players understand the power they now possess, and treat it with the solemnity it properly deserves.
Reposted by Adam B.
Watching SMU get walloped on TBS because it is, indeed, very funny™️
December 21, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Watching SMU get walloped on TBS because it is, indeed, very funny™️
It has been a long day toiling in the cardboard mines
December 21, 2024 at 3:07 AM
It has been a long day toiling in the cardboard mines
So why did they have the Aggie singalong at the start
December 1, 2024 at 1:05 AM
So why did they have the Aggie singalong at the start
Not sorry for digging out all her litter overnight
November 26, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Not sorry for digging out all her litter overnight
There is a banana chip in here for the rabbit. Her brain is working SO HARD.
November 22, 2024 at 3:57 AM
There is a banana chip in here for the rabbit. Her brain is working SO HARD.
The animal (rabbit)
November 21, 2024 at 10:37 PM
The animal (rabbit)
Playing the Ratatouille soundtrack at this work potluck. Somebody is narrowcasting the vibes to just me and I want them to know that I feel seen.
November 21, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Playing the Ratatouille soundtrack at this work potluck. Somebody is narrowcasting the vibes to just me and I want them to know that I feel seen.
Travelling for work and I have to go to an election watch party with coworkers
November 5, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Travelling for work and I have to go to an election watch party with coworkers
Love getting gaslit at 5:45 by TSA mall cops screaming at people that no, they are wasting time by taking out liquids, as if we haven't had to do that for the past 20 years!
September 13, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Love getting gaslit at 5:45 by TSA mall cops screaming at people that no, they are wasting time by taking out liquids, as if we haven't had to do that for the past 20 years!