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barsteward
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The world’s on fire, so let’s grab some marshmallows and not take everything so seriously. #UK based, working in hardware security hacking. Into #Infosec, #Standup #Comedy, and bad puns.

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Clearing out some boxes in the loft; found this 1994 university newsletter announcing availability of the World Wide Web, using xmosaic. I like the note about if you want to access information in other countries it’s best to use it in the morning as the Internet has been very busy recently.
September 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
September 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The school really shouldn’t keep the current password written down in a drawer that a student can access…
September 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey BBC News, show me an example of how giving equal weight to two sides of an unbalanced argument, sides with extremism…
August 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
What could possibly be more romantic to take my wife to for our 28th wedding anniversary?
July 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I love that they corrected the date format for the Danish release. Can we get that for the English version?
July 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
How nervous are you about using a crimp tool correctly?
June 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Post a photo from 10 years ago
June 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A tough #OSINT challenge…
June 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Remember to use Pride versioning this month…
June 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
#OSINT Challenge, level=hard?
May 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
How long before there’s an acceptable haircut menu?
April 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
#OSINT Challenge
Level: easy-ish
April 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I think this was taken in the same lab.
March 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Saw the new Ford “Capri”on the road yesterday; it’s far worse in the flesh than it looked in those awful marketing shots. It’s like someone made a mistake with the scale of the technical drawings; far from the sleek beast that was the real Capri.
March 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I can already foresee issues with Trump’s latest executive order mandating watering crops with Brawndo; I mean, what if it’s not electrolytes that they need? It’s idiocracy if you ask me!
March 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Great stuff Andy!
BTW, the web page font rendering of many of the terminal screens makes them hard to read (on my phone at least).
March 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
February 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It’s taken 10 minutes to move 19,253 files, just the 10,965,350 to go.
I think it’s time for a cuppa…and dinner…breakfast…lunch…dinner…breakfast…lunch…dinner…breakfast…lunch…
January 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Interesting Google Meet bug;
The screen sharer sees only the window in the foreground, but the receiver sees this glitch, revealing the window behind (on the screen sharer’s machine), which could potentially be embarrassing, as in this demo.
January 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
January 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Saw some great shorts at the London Short Film Festival today, but the voting system seems broken 😬
www.shortfilms.org.uk
January 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
You might want to heed the warning in this street too.
December 27, 2024 at 2:23 PM
The perfect present doesn’t exi…
December 22, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I preferred it when he stuck to scriptwriting, before he got together with a friend to create death & destruction.
December 20, 2024 at 8:14 PM