Barry D. Bones
@barrydbones.bsky.social
Former undead servant for a necromancer, now just wants to run a shop in peace... Join me for fun games, dumb jokes, and a lot of numbskulled content!
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It's finally getting nice and chilly here.
📅 MON: Tainted Grail @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: StoneShard @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: Zelda: BOTW @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Assassins Creed 4 @ 8pm EST
📅 MON: Tainted Grail @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: StoneShard @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: Zelda: BOTW @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Assassins Creed 4 @ 8pm EST
I don't know Rinii personally, but they're a fun creator, and nobody deserves to be trapped like this. Any amount of support helps, even just lurking in the streams.
Good morning, my favorite guests.
Today I come asking for help for one of my good friends, RiniiBunii.
Donation Link down in the comments ⬇️
Today I come asking for help for one of my good friends, RiniiBunii.
Donation Link down in the comments ⬇️
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I don't know Rinii personally, but they're a fun creator, and nobody deserves to be trapped like this. Any amount of support helps, even just lurking in the streams.
Hot Take:
Talent is a fucking hoax designed to hold you back from achieving greatness.
People use "talent" as this mythical thing you're born with that automatically makes you good at something, disregarding all effort spent learning and training at the craft.
Fuck talent.
Talent is a fucking hoax designed to hold you back from achieving greatness.
People use "talent" as this mythical thing you're born with that automatically makes you good at something, disregarding all effort spent learning and training at the craft.
Fuck talent.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Hot Take:
Talent is a fucking hoax designed to hold you back from achieving greatness.
People use "talent" as this mythical thing you're born with that automatically makes you good at something, disregarding all effort spent learning and training at the craft.
Fuck talent.
Talent is a fucking hoax designed to hold you back from achieving greatness.
People use "talent" as this mythical thing you're born with that automatically makes you good at something, disregarding all effort spent learning and training at the craft.
Fuck talent.
As it's getting into the winter months, remember to drink plenty of water.
Just because it's cold doesn't mean you can neglect yourself. Water is great to keep you cool AND keep you warm since it's such a great insulating fluid.
KEEP YOUR BONES MOIST
Just because it's cold doesn't mean you can neglect yourself. Water is great to keep you cool AND keep you warm since it's such a great insulating fluid.
KEEP YOUR BONES MOIST
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
As it's getting into the winter months, remember to drink plenty of water.
Just because it's cold doesn't mean you can neglect yourself. Water is great to keep you cool AND keep you warm since it's such a great insulating fluid.
KEEP YOUR BONES MOIST
Just because it's cold doesn't mean you can neglect yourself. Water is great to keep you cool AND keep you warm since it's such a great insulating fluid.
KEEP YOUR BONES MOIST
It's finally getting nice and chilly here.
📅 MON: Tainted Grail @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: StoneShard @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: Zelda: BOTW @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Assassins Creed 4 @ 8pm EST
📅 MON: Tainted Grail @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: StoneShard @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: Zelda: BOTW @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Assassins Creed 4 @ 8pm EST
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's finally getting nice and chilly here.
📅 MON: Tainted Grail @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: StoneShard @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: Zelda: BOTW @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Assassins Creed 4 @ 8pm EST
📅 MON: Tainted Grail @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: StoneShard @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: Zelda: BOTW @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Assassins Creed 4 @ 8pm EST
There's a strangely freeing power you hold when you look at a task, inhale deeply, speak a mantra, and just pound out the work. Not positive, not negative, just silent determination to get shit done.
My favorite mantra lately is "Fuck it, we ball."
My favorite mantra lately is "Fuck it, we ball."
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
There's a strangely freeing power you hold when you look at a task, inhale deeply, speak a mantra, and just pound out the work. Not positive, not negative, just silent determination to get shit done.
My favorite mantra lately is "Fuck it, we ball."
My favorite mantra lately is "Fuck it, we ball."
Remember:
If something is labeled as "basic," that just means that there's a large demographic of people who enjoy it.
So enjoy your pumpkin spice latte and your Uggs! People who scoff at these simple pleasures just have an inflated sense of superiority.
Until we meet again!
If something is labeled as "basic," that just means that there's a large demographic of people who enjoy it.
So enjoy your pumpkin spice latte and your Uggs! People who scoff at these simple pleasures just have an inflated sense of superiority.
Until we meet again!
a cartoon character is walking through a tunnel with a sword .
ALT: a cartoon character is walking through a tunnel with a sword .
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November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Remember:
If something is labeled as "basic," that just means that there's a large demographic of people who enjoy it.
So enjoy your pumpkin spice latte and your Uggs! People who scoff at these simple pleasures just have an inflated sense of superiority.
Until we meet again!
If something is labeled as "basic," that just means that there's a large demographic of people who enjoy it.
So enjoy your pumpkin spice latte and your Uggs! People who scoff at these simple pleasures just have an inflated sense of superiority.
Until we meet again!
You ever think about how if you treat something poorly, in mythology, that item would remember your transgressions and just prank you or make you not exist anymore?
This is why all my stuffed animals deserve cuddles and forehead kisses.
For safety reasons, of course...
This is why all my stuffed animals deserve cuddles and forehead kisses.
For safety reasons, of course...
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You ever think about how if you treat something poorly, in mythology, that item would remember your transgressions and just prank you or make you not exist anymore?
This is why all my stuffed animals deserve cuddles and forehead kisses.
For safety reasons, of course...
This is why all my stuffed animals deserve cuddles and forehead kisses.
For safety reasons, of course...
Take time to be silly. Being an adult is so exhausting at times, I think it's healthy to unleash a little whimsy.
Pretend to be a dinosaur while waiting for coffee, talk shit to the birds outside your windows, use a funny voice to narrate something random.
Be silly. For me?
Pretend to be a dinosaur while waiting for coffee, talk shit to the birds outside your windows, use a funny voice to narrate something random.
Be silly. For me?
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Take time to be silly. Being an adult is so exhausting at times, I think it's healthy to unleash a little whimsy.
Pretend to be a dinosaur while waiting for coffee, talk shit to the birds outside your windows, use a funny voice to narrate something random.
Be silly. For me?
Pretend to be a dinosaur while waiting for coffee, talk shit to the birds outside your windows, use a funny voice to narrate something random.
Be silly. For me?
Random thought:
If you make art, and someone asks if they can goon to your art...
Is that a compliment?
Because your art made someone feel something so intense, they felt the need to act on that feeling!
Yes, the feeling is lust, and the act is goonery, but still!
You won.
If you make art, and someone asks if they can goon to your art...
Is that a compliment?
Because your art made someone feel something so intense, they felt the need to act on that feeling!
Yes, the feeling is lust, and the act is goonery, but still!
You won.
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Random thought:
If you make art, and someone asks if they can goon to your art...
Is that a compliment?
Because your art made someone feel something so intense, they felt the need to act on that feeling!
Yes, the feeling is lust, and the act is goonery, but still!
You won.
If you make art, and someone asks if they can goon to your art...
Is that a compliment?
Because your art made someone feel something so intense, they felt the need to act on that feeling!
Yes, the feeling is lust, and the act is goonery, but still!
You won.
Hmmm... I think I struggle to get anything productive done on weekends because of the lack of routine...
Work days are easy. You have that routine you just fall into lockstep with.
But with weekends and long breaks, I wind up relaxing despite having things I want to do...
Work days are easy. You have that routine you just fall into lockstep with.
But with weekends and long breaks, I wind up relaxing despite having things I want to do...
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hmmm... I think I struggle to get anything productive done on weekends because of the lack of routine...
Work days are easy. You have that routine you just fall into lockstep with.
But with weekends and long breaks, I wind up relaxing despite having things I want to do...
Work days are easy. You have that routine you just fall into lockstep with.
But with weekends and long breaks, I wind up relaxing despite having things I want to do...
Back to the adventures!
📅 MON: Tainted Grail @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: Zelda: BOTW @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Assassins Creed 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 SUN: Guild Movie Night! @ 8pm EST
📅 MON: Tainted Grail @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: Zelda: BOTW @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Assassins Creed 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 SUN: Guild Movie Night! @ 8pm EST
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Back to the adventures!
📅 MON: Tainted Grail @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: Zelda: BOTW @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Assassins Creed 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 SUN: Guild Movie Night! @ 8pm EST
📅 MON: Tainted Grail @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: Zelda: BOTW @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Assassins Creed 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 SUN: Guild Movie Night! @ 8pm EST
Every year, on Samhain Eve, the Hallowed Eve, we skeletons begin our war against the Winter Witch...
Some years, we are able to hold off her forces for most of Harvest Season...
Some years, she musters traitors and tempts the innocent...
But I say: SPOOKY SEASON FOREVER!!!
Some years, we are able to hold off her forces for most of Harvest Season...
Some years, she musters traitors and tempts the innocent...
But I say: SPOOKY SEASON FOREVER!!!
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Every year, on Samhain Eve, the Hallowed Eve, we skeletons begin our war against the Winter Witch...
Some years, we are able to hold off her forces for most of Harvest Season...
Some years, she musters traitors and tempts the innocent...
But I say: SPOOKY SEASON FOREVER!!!
Some years, we are able to hold off her forces for most of Harvest Season...
Some years, she musters traitors and tempts the innocent...
But I say: SPOOKY SEASON FOREVER!!!
I feel like gnomes have become the new goblins... Little mischievous shits that muck about and cause mayhem... Meanwhile, goblins have been relegated to a minor nuisance at worst,
So uh... Any adventures wanna go de-gnome my garden? Three silver per beard!
So uh... Any adventures wanna go de-gnome my garden? Three silver per beard!
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I feel like gnomes have become the new goblins... Little mischievous shits that muck about and cause mayhem... Meanwhile, goblins have been relegated to a minor nuisance at worst,
So uh... Any adventures wanna go de-gnome my garden? Three silver per beard!
So uh... Any adventures wanna go de-gnome my garden? Three silver per beard!
Sometimes, magic is offering a sacrifice in a ritual circle, chanting the words of the ancients under the carefully calculated timing of night and stars...
Most times, though, magic is in the mundane, everyday occurrences that we do to make ourselves happy...
Like coffee!
Most times, though, magic is in the mundane, everyday occurrences that we do to make ourselves happy...
Like coffee!
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Sometimes, magic is offering a sacrifice in a ritual circle, chanting the words of the ancients under the carefully calculated timing of night and stars...
Most times, though, magic is in the mundane, everyday occurrences that we do to make ourselves happy...
Like coffee!
Most times, though, magic is in the mundane, everyday occurrences that we do to make ourselves happy...
Like coffee!
Ah, the joys of having goblins scrabble around your bed and screaming at you until you arise to tend to your castle...
I love my cats.
I love my cats.
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Ah, the joys of having goblins scrabble around your bed and screaming at you until you arise to tend to your castle...
I love my cats.
I love my cats.
Continuing my rant about magic rocks:
Monster Cores!
Another Fantasy trope, but how exactly do they work?
Where are they located? Near the organ that the monster uses like the throat for dragon flame? Or the heart, where blood is constantly flowing?
And what are they made of?
Monster Cores!
Another Fantasy trope, but how exactly do they work?
Where are they located? Near the organ that the monster uses like the throat for dragon flame? Or the heart, where blood is constantly flowing?
And what are they made of?
October 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Continuing my rant about magic rocks:
Monster Cores!
Another Fantasy trope, but how exactly do they work?
Where are they located? Near the organ that the monster uses like the throat for dragon flame? Or the heart, where blood is constantly flowing?
And what are they made of?
Monster Cores!
Another Fantasy trope, but how exactly do they work?
Where are they located? Near the organ that the monster uses like the throat for dragon flame? Or the heart, where blood is constantly flowing?
And what are they made of?
Hags this, milfs that...
Where's my potion makers at?
The ladies who see someone having a bad time and think: "This lich needs some tea or some soup" then go be an absolute AuDHD fueled gremlin...
It's me. I have tea for you. You're doing a good job, and I am proud of you.
Where's my potion makers at?
The ladies who see someone having a bad time and think: "This lich needs some tea or some soup" then go be an absolute AuDHD fueled gremlin...
It's me. I have tea for you. You're doing a good job, and I am proud of you.
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hags this, milfs that...
Where's my potion makers at?
The ladies who see someone having a bad time and think: "This lich needs some tea or some soup" then go be an absolute AuDHD fueled gremlin...
It's me. I have tea for you. You're doing a good job, and I am proud of you.
Where's my potion makers at?
The ladies who see someone having a bad time and think: "This lich needs some tea or some soup" then go be an absolute AuDHD fueled gremlin...
It's me. I have tea for you. You're doing a good job, and I am proud of you.
I just had a thought...
What if we all band together and make November into a motivational thing:
No Excuse November
The goal is that you do the things you've been putting off for later. Start drawing, learn that new language, start a project, etc.
#NoExcuseNovember
What if we all band together and make November into a motivational thing:
No Excuse November
The goal is that you do the things you've been putting off for later. Start drawing, learn that new language, start a project, etc.
#NoExcuseNovember
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I just had a thought...
What if we all band together and make November into a motivational thing:
No Excuse November
The goal is that you do the things you've been putting off for later. Start drawing, learn that new language, start a project, etc.
#NoExcuseNovember
What if we all band together and make November into a motivational thing:
No Excuse November
The goal is that you do the things you've been putting off for later. Start drawing, learn that new language, start a project, etc.
#NoExcuseNovember
We really do seem to limit ourselves by what other people think... I catch myself doing it a lot, and it's hard to correct.
You wanna make people happy, so you do things for THEM... But we neglect ourselves in the process.
Make yourself happy first. You deserve it.
You wanna make people happy, so you do things for THEM... But we neglect ourselves in the process.
Make yourself happy first. You deserve it.
October 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
We really do seem to limit ourselves by what other people think... I catch myself doing it a lot, and it's hard to correct.
You wanna make people happy, so you do things for THEM... But we neglect ourselves in the process.
Make yourself happy first. You deserve it.
You wanna make people happy, so you do things for THEM... But we neglect ourselves in the process.
Make yourself happy first. You deserve it.
Spooktober is nearing its end...
📅 MON: Resident Evil @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Devil May Cry @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: DOOM Eternal @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Little Nightmares 2 @ 8pm EST
📅 SUN: Guild Movie Night! @ 8pm EST
📅 MON: Resident Evil @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Devil May Cry @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: DOOM Eternal @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Little Nightmares 2 @ 8pm EST
📅 SUN: Guild Movie Night! @ 8pm EST
October 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Spooktober is nearing its end...
📅 MON: Resident Evil @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Devil May Cry @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: DOOM Eternal @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Little Nightmares 2 @ 8pm EST
📅 SUN: Guild Movie Night! @ 8pm EST
📅 MON: Resident Evil @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Devil May Cry @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: DOOM Eternal @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Little Nightmares 2 @ 8pm EST
📅 SUN: Guild Movie Night! @ 8pm EST
Monday morning rain...
The last week of October,
Finally feels like Fall.
The last week of October,
Finally feels like Fall.
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Monday morning rain...
The last week of October,
Finally feels like Fall.
The last week of October,
Finally feels like Fall.
Why do maidens still proffer their boudoir portraits to me?
My dear, yes, you look fabulous, but I have no desire for your flesh!
I'm far too busy having FUN with being a crotchety old wizard to bother with carnal desire...
Plus, I lack organs, so... No skin flute for you!
My dear, yes, you look fabulous, but I have no desire for your flesh!
I'm far too busy having FUN with being a crotchety old wizard to bother with carnal desire...
Plus, I lack organs, so... No skin flute for you!
October 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Why do maidens still proffer their boudoir portraits to me?
My dear, yes, you look fabulous, but I have no desire for your flesh!
I'm far too busy having FUN with being a crotchety old wizard to bother with carnal desire...
Plus, I lack organs, so... No skin flute for you!
My dear, yes, you look fabulous, but I have no desire for your flesh!
I'm far too busy having FUN with being a crotchety old wizard to bother with carnal desire...
Plus, I lack organs, so... No skin flute for you!
The cold seeps into my bones, and I seek the most potent of remedies...
A potion, basic perhaps, but effective at waking the mind and warming the soul...
Slapping five coppier pieces upon the bar table, I shalt decree:
"One Pumpkin Spice Latte, for me!"
A potion, basic perhaps, but effective at waking the mind and warming the soul...
Slapping five coppier pieces upon the bar table, I shalt decree:
"One Pumpkin Spice Latte, for me!"
October 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The cold seeps into my bones, and I seek the most potent of remedies...
A potion, basic perhaps, but effective at waking the mind and warming the soul...
Slapping five coppier pieces upon the bar table, I shalt decree:
"One Pumpkin Spice Latte, for me!"
A potion, basic perhaps, but effective at waking the mind and warming the soul...
Slapping five coppier pieces upon the bar table, I shalt decree:
"One Pumpkin Spice Latte, for me!"
Someone once said:
"Try to fill every mundane moment of your life with magick. Drinking coffee? You’re partaking of a potion. Showering? A ritual cleanse. Going to work? Trading your life force to the dark lord in exchange for the scroll of Earthly desires."
And I live by that.
"Try to fill every mundane moment of your life with magick. Drinking coffee? You’re partaking of a potion. Showering? A ritual cleanse. Going to work? Trading your life force to the dark lord in exchange for the scroll of Earthly desires."
And I live by that.
October 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Someone once said:
"Try to fill every mundane moment of your life with magick. Drinking coffee? You’re partaking of a potion. Showering? A ritual cleanse. Going to work? Trading your life force to the dark lord in exchange for the scroll of Earthly desires."
And I live by that.
"Try to fill every mundane moment of your life with magick. Drinking coffee? You’re partaking of a potion. Showering? A ritual cleanse. Going to work? Trading your life force to the dark lord in exchange for the scroll of Earthly desires."
And I live by that.
"Oh, I asked Grok-
I asked ChatGPT-"
Lich, please.
I asked the whisper of the plants, listened to the brook as it babbled, and entertained the grumbling of the thunder!
I asked ChatGPT-"
Lich, please.
I asked the whisper of the plants, listened to the brook as it babbled, and entertained the grumbling of the thunder!
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"Oh, I asked Grok-
I asked ChatGPT-"
Lich, please.
I asked the whisper of the plants, listened to the brook as it babbled, and entertained the grumbling of the thunder!
I asked ChatGPT-"
Lich, please.
I asked the whisper of the plants, listened to the brook as it babbled, and entertained the grumbling of the thunder!