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Barron W. Tramp
@barronwtramp.bsky.social
I give (snarky) updates of what goes on at our homes, mostly Melania Towers&Mom-A-Lago.
Parody acct- I have to say this because I'll probably be arrested or shot.
Please, if you think something is funny, SHARE it. We can laugh at crazy #together
Happy Saturday!
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
New day, New coat
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
New "Presidential Portrait" has arrived
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Elected dems being threatened by MAGA prez and idiots should stop clutching pearls and start screaming:

COME
FOR
ME
PIGGY!

I DARE YOU! WIMP!

That's how you deal with a bully

Then, bring up his fake assassination attempt
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
On a day like today I miss the:

Perkins Honey Mustard Chicken Crunch Bread Bowl Salad and Chocolate Silk Pie like CRRRAAAZZZYYY!

With a diet coke.

*when I found out I could EAT THE BOWL something... something broke open in me and I knew I would love Perkins forever

And I do.
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Will some MAGAS wake up?
Or just die off, already..?

Idk.

But...
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Yes, please
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It's a little on the nose, but...
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Idk if the government will ever open, but here's what I want for Thanksgiving:
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Good morning everyone!
Thank you @judithbolyard.bsky.social !
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Dear President Trump and your loyal MAGA NAZIS,

Last night proved:
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Newsflash...
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
"Couldn't be happier..." is a lyric from Wicked describing whatever the fuck these two do every Sunday...
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Don't let us down!
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
We need a Halloween demonstration where we all dress up like ICE Nazis and walk thru MAGA neighborhoods, "pretending" to "kidnap" their kids

Just a little Halloween fun
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Fuck this guy
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In Puerto Vallarta

As asshole American biz RUNS from gay $,PVR SMARTLY LEANED IN!

And the city has NEVER been busier
Even the cathedral has a Love Is Love sign!

Separately...this is a great restaurant that has no direct connection to gays... but here they R,dicks &shrimps&happiness& cash&-NoTrump
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
October 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
Please see memo below!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

- THE Barron W. Tramp
October 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
October 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social

Please read briefing below.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

- THE Barron W. Tramp
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
From the office of Chuck Schumer:

Assumed president Trump destroys American history and buys himself a painted gold ballroom while REAL AMERICANS go to work with no PAY or HEALTHCARE

FUCK TRUMP

*If
Only
He
Had
The
Balls
October 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In an ABC special report:
October 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
This is very simple.

In a small room a tiny dick looks really small.

In a big room, a tiny dick looks really small but in a big room.

Any questions?
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM