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Barron W. Tramp
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I give (snarky) updates of what goes on at our homes, mostly Melania Towers&Mom-A-Lago.
Parody acct- I have to say this because I'll probably be arrested or shot.
Please, if you think something is funny, SHARE it. We can laugh at crazy #together
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I don't love Mac and Cheese.
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I'll bet you a dollar and I'll zelle it!

I think her PAC starts right away and I think she makes it thru at least 3 national debates

Trump, Biden, Obama were all long shots
Biden didn't win anything until SC

I'd like to lose this bet
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm going to say something that's...SUPER controversial....
Gosh...I'm like,oh,legit worried!

So...I don't like corn tortillas
I don't
I never did
Ever

I LOVE flour tortillas!
I know!I'm monster!
But,I love them!

But I LOVE ALL the people! Love is love!
But...flour
4 me
I love everyone!
Sogood...
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Malice on Prime is excellent and James Whitehall is very, ummm, pretty these days.

(I know- i have Prime for my biz and my dad)
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
As you shop for Thanksgiving please remember that everything is MUCH more expensive because of TRUMP.

REMIND EVERYONE

DON'T BE SHY
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
She's running for president
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Will some MAGAS wake up?
Or just die off, already..?

Idk.

But...
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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There are some things I'm thankful for this year...

-but for most of 2025, I'd like to tell it to jump in a dumpster, light itself on fire and fuck off
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
There are some things I'm thankful for this year...

-but for most of 2025, I'd like to tell it to jump in a dumpster, light itself on fire and fuck off
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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More than ever — MORE THAN EVER — we need to connect.

I’m following every resister pack I see. Following numbers don’t matter — following is solidarity. 🔔 on people whose posts you want to see every time. Here is my recent starter pack. Feel free to respond with yours.
go.bsky.app/Te4orJC
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This poor gay bald dude had to put up this dumb sign.

Terrible.

(Yes, I can tell he's gay just by the way he's putting up the sign. Does his wife know? No. But, he's coming close to figuring it out. She'll be hurt, but then they'll realize they- oops! Ran out of space!
Tune in next week for:Joe &
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If they offed each other, I'd finally feel they BOTH did something good for humanity

I hope this comes to it's clear and happy ending
Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s had ‘warnings for my safety’ after posts by Trump
One-time Maga loyalist diverges with Trump on issues including Epstein, so US president has withdrawn support
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
He mostly likes kids.
I wonder if the Pope likes Fulci? Or Bava?
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
MTG is going to run for president

She will do well

She will make LOTS of money from PACs

She...omg... she could win

*polls were against Trump AND Biden

**Sleep well, lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's interesting listening to TV people say Michael Wolf and Michael WOOF.

I am fascinated by sociolingustics

I took an AWESOME college class where we listened to records of people saying "Mary, merry, marry, coke, pop, soda, water fountain, bubbler..." etc

Loved it
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Here's a tip- if you live in the US south, DON'T buy a house where a bedroom and bath are on the second floor facing southwest.

Afternoon sun will make the rooms hot regardless of outside temps

#FUN
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I hate Jason and Jag.

I hate them.

It's not even a contest.

They're perfectly lovely and I'm sure they're fine and I totally, irrationally hate them

#AMAZINGRACE
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Hot ticket! My trumpet piece "Monologue" is being released by Nate Wooley as a very limited edition chapbook featuring a professionally shot/recorded film of the piece (download), writing and interviews by me and Nate, and artwork by Mara Baldwin pleasureofthetextrecords.bandcamp.com/merch/preord...
PREORDER: Sarah Hennies: Monologue from Pleasure Of The Text Records
PREORDER: Sarah Hennies: Monologue from Pleasure Of The Text Records
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November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's a little on the nose, but...
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
OJ got off

Good luck with the Epstein Files
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Every Jan I used to make myself crazy tryingto lose weight
I didn't like my body B/C I didn't FITanywhere
Planes,rides-I was uncomfortable
I liked my look-i just didn't fit
Sure-the world should be easier,but,it ain't
If u can afford ANY Glp-1 & ⬆️ described you-make a plan for jan
-45lbs 4-2 yrs now
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
When lawmakers say, "I'm voting to release the Epstein files because I have a daughter"I WANT TO RIP MY FACE OFF

Yes,however they get to it-

But I'm not pro-kid rape because I don't have kids

I'm not pro-rape of anyone or anything BECAUSE I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE & I know right/wrong/pain/hurt

Weird
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We need new rules for elected officials:

If you can't walk without falling down, you're fired.
Sen. John Fetterman hospitalized after fall near his home
Sen. John Fetterman's office reported the Pennsylvania Democrat had "sustained a fall" near his home in Braddock, Pennsylvania, during an early Thursday morning walk.
abcnews.go.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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There are reasons why Georgia voted this tw@t out, mostly because she’s a tw@t
Kelly Loeffler lies shamelessly on CNBC: "Our inflation has continued to fall"
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM