I really identify with Dick Advocaat holding his coat on the red carpet. This is the sort of awkwardness that always happens to me.

Turns out we are the first outdoor diners in the new secret garden at Thyme Cafe in #Sheffield. Tbh it was a little chilly but pioneers always suffer hardship.

Is it time to update the celebratory mug? #cpfc

Well that was fun #cpfc

Can’t believe the Crystal Palace shop is selling T-shirts for the final. They are just encouraging fans to wear a different outfit to the semi. Do they want us to lose? #superstitious

Talked to a few Villa fans on the way back from Wembley. All of them really frustrated with the game but very gracious. I like Villa.

I’m so starved of Crystal Palace news that it is almost a relief that Dougie Freedman left otherwise my brain would be too empty and I’d have to think about real things.

I was convinced Palace would have a couple of signings by now. Esp after the problems of the last transfer window and having players fit and ready. I really am that naive. Although Tbf no club has really done much yet.

Look what I found in a tin this morning. Haven’t seen this for 20 years.

I love the excitement of an indirect free kick in the box. We don’t see enough of them. #CHEAVL

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