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the icon is my cat, her name is penny and i love her

🏳️‍⚧️ he/they, 30s, occasionally mature content so minors dni please
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is this who they're saying to free? he can just walk right out. he's not even trying
Luigi behind bars, a screenshot from the Mario movie that I still haven't seen for some reason.
December 14, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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Tried to get video of Penny being a purring baby who loves belly rubs, but then she decided it was bath time. 10/10
December 1, 2024 at 9:04 PM
barking.bsky.social
(disclaimer: this isn't me complaining. i have social anxiety so this is kind of chill for me)
Screenshot of text messages with a friend. Me: every post I make on bluesky is good and the near-total lack of interaction I get in response actually makes me post even better Reply: You're IRL Harry Du Bois Me: This is a huge compliment and also untrue. I could never match his freak. I'm pretty sure this isn't what that meme means but it's fine
June 8, 2024 at 11:02 PM
barking.bsky.social
damn guys, I love hades 2
Movie poster for the film War With Grandpa. In the front are Robert DeNiro and whoever that child actor is playing his terrible, nerf gun-wielding grandson. I haven't seen this film, don't come for me, this is a dumb joke, bye
May 19, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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tried to take a picture of penny in her snuggling-while-I-game position and had the front-facing camera on so I could line things up, but then she saw herself in the screen and gave me the best/worst picture I've ever taken of my cat.

baby girl is haunted by ghosts
A tortie cat who is normally very cute and friendly stares into the camera with wide eyes and expanded pupils, as if she is being haunted by the ghosts of her past sins. The lighting is terrible, making her fur look darker and her eyes stand out even more. This picture was a mistake and I cherish it.
April 18, 2024 at 5:57 PM
barking.bsky.social
Penny got a cute new collar, a weird catnip toy that she adores, and a whole tube of churu for her fifth birthday
Penny, a chubby and friendly shorthair tortie cat, posing with a catnip toy that looks like two party hats connected by a red cord. She is on top of a bed with tan and red blankets. Her ears are perked up. She is happy and attentive. A top view of Penny, showing her new purple collar with art of birds and flowers in a reflective bluish thread. She is laying on a blue blanket draped over a half-wall. Penny on the same blue blanket as the previous picture, staring up at a bug on the wall with a look of rapt attention. It's a good day to be a cat.
March 24, 2024 at 9:09 PM
barking.bsky.social
Can you imagine if I was like 'hey real quick, while you're getting my loco moco can you grab me a single live cricket (large) at Petsmart'
A snip of a screen on Doordash, offering to add products from a second store to an order. The store highlighted here is PetSmart. The first two listings are for live crickets, Large and Small, both 17 cents per cricket.
February 9, 2024 at 3:31 AM
barking.bsky.social
listen I know we all say different stuff made us trans as a joke but I look at this as I play sands of time for the first time since 2007 and I think I really did find it this time
January 27, 2024 at 6:36 AM
barking.bsky.social
the yearly pictures of Ryan Reynolds my phone company sends me are getting weirder and more intimate, and honestly, I love the commitment to this bit
Ryan Reynolds reclining in bed with his cell phone, arm casually slung behind his head. You've walked in on him during his morning scroll. He hasn't noticed your presence, transfixed by the James Somerton/hbomberguy drama. A pop-out paper christmas ornament of a cell phone. On the screen is Ryan Reynolds, presenting you with a present. He's calling you. You should answer.
December 3, 2023 at 8:51 PM
barking.bsky.social
just so everyone is aware, 'we have to reposition your crystals to cure your dizzy spells' is apparently a sentence a real doctor could really say to any of us at any time
In some cases, dizziness when stretching arms over head may be caused by a benign condition such as benign paroxysmal positional vertigo (BPPV). BPPV occurs when small crystals in the inner ear become dislodged and cause a sensation of spinning or dizziness. This condition can often be treated with simple exercises designed to reposition the crystals.
October 21, 2023 at 12:56 AM
barking.bsky.social
Stop everything. my roommate got back from her cruise and look at this fuckin lil guy she brought me
A Squishmallow who is a little black and gray speckled cat blob with a spooky purple cape for Halloween. Her name is apparently Xiomara.
October 8, 2023 at 9:26 PM
barking.bsky.social
the words every girl wants to hear
Screenshot of a Discord message: "There is a whole slightly dessicated dead fish by the dumpster and for some reason the bees are LOVING it"
September 23, 2023 at 6:59 PM
barking.bsky.social
is this that boy y'all like? they've trapped him in an orb at the Walgreens
A picture of a Stranger Things-branded snowglobe, or in this case, "musical waterglobe." On the shelf at Walgreens. A sculpture of Eddie Munson is inside, holding his guitar and preparing to make the audience go apeshit. Might be based on the big scene that everyone cries about. This poster has not seen Stranger Things, but thinks that Eddie guy is pretty good. The orb is $19.99.
September 18, 2023 at 11:09 PM
barking.bsky.social
...uh, McDonald's? I don't think we have that kind of relationship?
A close-up photo of the lid of a McDonald's drink cup. The lid says 'Drinking of You' in embossed text, just above the straw hole. OP gently suggests that the marketing team should have consulted some perverts on this one.
September 7, 2023 at 9:33 PM
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many people know penny for being a cute little round lady, but did you also know she never grew out of being 75% legs
August 26, 2023 at 4:59 AM